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President Illuminates Philosophies of Government
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 April 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/07/2012 3:48:00 PM PDT by John Semmens

Gearing up for what promises to be a difficult campaign, President Obama laid into his critics saying “they want you to be on your own.” He contrasted this “social darwinism” approach to his “on us” philosophy.

“The idea that Americans want to be left alone to pursue happiness on their own is clearly out-of-step with the way most Americans think,” Obama maintained. “People only go to work because they have to, not because they want to. When they’re on the job they’re watching the clock waiting for the workday to end. They look forward to the weekend, not the workweek. So my opponents’ promise of more opportunity to earn a good life through hard work misses the boat.”

The president pointed to statistics indicating that the percentage of adults in the US workforce is the lowest it has been in decades as evidence that “the difficult transition to a leisure-based society is making headway. Under my leadership millions have been able to drop out of the workforce. These people now have more time to spend with their families, enjoy hobbies, watch TV, or do the many things they previously had to forgo because they had to get to a job and punch a time clock. ”

“The choice for voters this Fall will be whether they want to continue on the path I’ve laid out over the last three years or whether they want to turn back toward the dismal life of toil that my opponents offer,” Obama said. “The GOP says ‘you’re on your own.’ The Democratic Party says why struggle to pursue happiness. Let it be ‘on us.’ I’m confident that only a fool would choose to pay his own way when he could vote to live off another.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/04/07/president-claims-court-ruling-against-health-care-law-would-be-unprecedented/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: collectivism; individualism; obama; satire

1 posted on 04/07/2012 3:48:07 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 04/07/2012 3:49:14 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

bump


3 posted on 04/07/2012 3:51:36 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: John Semmens

Thanks John. I think you captured the “spirit” of his philosophy.


4 posted on 04/07/2012 3:54:46 PM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (Fool me once, shame on you -- twice, shame on me -- 100 times, it's U. S. immigration policy.)
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To: John Semmens

“People only go to work because they have to, not because they want to. When they’re on the job they’re watching the clock waiting for the workday to end. They look forward to the weekend, not the workweek.”

The (so-called) president shares his own philosophy of work with his subjects.


5 posted on 04/07/2012 4:01:30 PM PDT by STYRO (Do not accept unconstitutional government as legitimate government.)
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To: John Semmens
pretty much it...
6 posted on 04/07/2012 4:04:05 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: John Semmens

“they want you to be on your own.”

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Which equates to “they don’t want America turned into a SOCIALIST country run by ME as DICTATOR instead of being a Constitutional Republic where the individual is FREE from government domination.”


7 posted on 04/07/2012 4:05:06 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: John Semmens

truth-in-jest alert. Love the title.


8 posted on 04/07/2012 4:25:44 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (I think in about 5 - no, 4 - years I'll have had enough.)
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Remember back in 2009 when Obama told people not to go to Las Vegas. Seems this might get to be a great campaign issue for the king Obama. Here is a link to a 2010 story.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2442941/posts

“You can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayer’s dime.” Barak Hussein Obama 2009..


9 posted on 04/07/2012 4:37:03 PM PDT by ncfool (OMG 2012)
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’ I’m confident that only a fool would choose to pay his own way when he could vote to live off another

Even though this is satire, this is, unfortunately, all too true today.

10 posted on 04/07/2012 4:47:04 PM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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“The idea that Americans want to be left alone to pursue happiness on their own is clearly out-of-step with the way most Americans think,”

Sadly, I have come to the conclusion that most people will gladly give up their freedom in return for the right to mind their neighbor's business.

The president pointed to statistics indicating that the percentage of adults in the US workforce is the lowest it has been in decades as evidence that “the difficult transition to a leisure-based society is making headway. Under my leadership millions have been able to drop out of the workforce. These people now have more time to spend with their families, enjoy hobbies, watch TV, or do the many things they previously had to forgo because they had to get to a job and punch a time clock. ”

I got a good chuckle out of that one.

Good job, John.

11 posted on 04/07/2012 4:49:44 PM PDT by marron
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To: John Semmens

I’m afraid I don’t qualify for reparations.


12 posted on 04/07/2012 5:00:10 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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They look forward to the weekend, not the workweek.

I know this is satire, but this is what many on the left want as a standard. There were many times I had to work weekends as part of the military. During emergencies such as hurricanes, it was 24/7 for several weeks.

13 posted on 04/07/2012 5:30:48 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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Oh Good Gawd John! LMFAO! I just read this to a small group of friends and family, and it is so close to the truth they completely bought it and the air was filled with language that would make a sailor blush!

LOL! Outstanding!


14 posted on 04/07/2012 6:29:15 PM PDT by JDoutrider (Impeach! Incarcerate! Deport!)
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To: John Semmens

‘Gearing up for what promises to be a difficult campaign, President Obama laid into his critics saying “they want you to be on your own.” He contrasted this “social darwinism” approach to his “on us” philosophy.

“The idea that Americans want to be left alone to pursue happiness on their own is clearly out-of-step with the way most Americans think,” Obama maintained. “People only go to work because they have to, not because they want to. When they’re on the job they’re watching the clock waiting for the workday to end. They look forward to the weekend, not the workweek. So my opponents’ promise of more opportunity to earn a good life through hard work misses the boat.”

The president pointed to statistics indicating that the percentage of adults in the US workforce is the lowest it has been in decades as evidence that “the difficult transition to a leisure-based society is making headway. Under my leadership millions have been able to drop out of the workforce. These people now have more time to spend with their families, enjoy hobbies, watch TV, or do the many things they previously had to forgo because they had to get to a job and punch a time clock. ”

“The choice for voters this Fall will be whether they want to continue on the path I’ve laid out over the last three years or whether they want to turn back toward the dismal life of toil that my opponents offer,” Obama said. “The GOP says ‘you’re on your own.’ The Democratic Party says why struggle to pursue happiness. Let it be ‘on us.’ I’m confident that only a fool would choose to pay his own way when he could vote to live off another.”’

Again brilliant and again too close to reality to be truly satire. I had a co-worker who used to complain that Americans should be more like Europeans because they did not work as much.


15 posted on 04/07/2012 6:57:00 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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16 posted on 04/07/2012 7:32:21 PM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93)
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>> So my opponents’ promise of more opportunity to earn a good life through hard work misses the boat.

That, FRiend, was an excellent characterization of the idiot.


17 posted on 04/07/2012 10:57:34 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Newt/Sarah 2012)
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"let it be on us" sounds like a "sot" on a beer commercial...

18 posted on 04/07/2012 11:41:24 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Kill all the terrorists; protect all the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
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