Pelosi Confident Women’s Votes Will Mean Democratic Sweep in November

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 April 2012 | John Semmens

[cableguymn]

Bar tender! I’ll have what she’s having!

[FlingWingFlyer]

It sounds like Nancy REALLY wants that big gavel back. Bad!

[MtBaldy]

Nancy Pelosi is delusional. It’s a travesty and a crime that she is still one of our lawmakers.

[John Semmens]

ping

[txrefugee]

LOL...if someone gave that witch a shot of truth serum, she’d give that speech for real.

[Fred Hayek]

It’s satire. But it’s also what the CPUSA really thinks.

[Seaplaner]

Ya just can't make this stuff up.

(Unless your name is John Semmens, then "making stuff up" is a semi-humorous, semi-scary art form.)

Another nice one John!

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[Brilliant]

So Pelosi thinks this is a male v. female thing.

[Ohioan]

It is never quite clear how much of these posts are satire & how much actually quoted. But that the Democratic Left has, in fact, attacked Ann Romney, in effect for being a Feminine woman, shows how little they really respect the female American.

The way to respond effectively to the Leftist ideologues is not to humor their pretensions; never to concede their sloganized abuse of Western tradition. The attacks on Ann Romney are absolutely indicative of the deranged, compulsion driven fanaticism, that the Left represents. We should pick up the gauntlet--whether one is a Romney supporter or not--and defend femininity--one of the qualities that Mrs. Pelosi has lost, if she ever had.

William Flax

[Signalman]

I recall, just before the 2010 mid-term elections, that Ms. Pelousy confidently predicted that the Dems would easily retain control of the House of Representatives.

[skinkinthegrass]

she can sweep-out my basement.
love the satire ping! :-)

[Mr. Jeeves]

John, this one is just WAY too close to the truth.

Pelosi comes from the school of (non-)thought that holds productivity as something simply to be willed into existence by government. Let's give everybody free money, so nobody will be poor, and then they'll be inspired to produce and create whatever society needs. Qualifications don't matter - just pay people and see what they can do. :)

[E. Pluribus Unum]

“Are you serious?”

[jennings2004]

Uuuuhhh, that’s $300,000 per annum, so there’s no confusion....:))

[GOYAKLA]

JOHN , love you talent and artistic flair.

Your Nancy P should look up and read the Humor Dictionary definition of a “Tongue”! Then only use hers for that primary purpose, never the secondary.
“tongue is a sex organ sometimes used for talking”

[freekitty]

I am confident she will be residing in an institution or prison.

[KC Burke]

Another one over the fence.

[X-spurt]

Nasty Peelousi should never play poker, its too easy to see though her bluff.

She’s wishin in one hand and poopin in the other wondering which will fill up first.

[Hayride]

Not many days go by on FR before I have to double-check to see if a news item is satire or not. The line between satire and “legit” news is getting blurrier all the time.