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Gains for Leisure Class May Boost Obama Reelection Chances
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 April 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/22/2012 4:06:40 PM PDT by John Semmens

A record 5.4 million former workers and their dependents have signed up to receive federal disability payments since Obama took office. At 6% of the potential workforce now, the ratio of persons on disability has more than doubled since the Reagan Administration. Add this to the 70% increase in the number of persons getting food stamps since 2007 and it is clear that the 2008 election of Barack Obama may be ushering in some transformative changes in the way Americans live.

“The notion that people want to work is the flaw in Republican thinking,” said Obama adviser David Axelrod. “Work is a disutility. People only put up with it under the belief that it is necessary in order to live. But what if we can change that belief? The strides that the President and Congress have made toward liberating a growing portion of our population from the drudgery of slaving for a living ought to be reflected in how people vote.”

Axelrod acknowledged that “we can never liberate 100% of the population from the burdens of labor, but the closer we can get to that figure the better off we’ll be as a society. Freed of the daily grind imposed upon them by corporate taskmasters, more and more Americans will be able to reach a higher plane of self-actualization.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://constitutionclub.org/2012/04/21/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-16/


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; dependency; leisure; obama; satire

1 posted on 04/22/2012 4:06:47 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

welfare and disability recipients are now the leisure class.

hahaha


2 posted on 04/22/2012 4:14:45 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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Dozens of that Leisure Class hang around in front of my apartment building, greeting non-residents who drive by for some reason, barbecuing burgers and chicken, drinking tall cans of malt beverages and playing thumping loud music. Most appear to be younger than my 52 years, but none seem to have ever found gainful employment. One wonders how they live...
3 posted on 04/22/2012 4:30:05 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Ich habe keinen Konig aber Gott)
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To: John Semmens

I miss the old days John, when you would not baby us by categorizing you posts as Semi-Satire.


4 posted on 04/22/2012 4:55:09 PM PDT by jimfree (In Nov 2012 my 11 y/o granddaughter will have more relevant executive experience than Barack Obama)
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To: John Semmens

The sofa crowd isn’t really concerned about the economy and jobs. They’ve all taken Nazi Polizei’s advice and have signed up for art or guitar lessons. Some are writing their biographies or bird watching.


5 posted on 04/22/2012 4:55:33 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (It's time for the 47% to start paying their "fair share" of income taxes.)
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To: John Semmens

A real head shaker John.


6 posted on 04/22/2012 5:23:30 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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Gains for Leisure Class May Boost Obama Reelection Chances

"Leisure Class" = Elected criminals, beaurocrats and public employee unions.
Think they outnumber honest middle class working taxpayers yet?

I don't.

7 posted on 04/22/2012 8:06:34 PM PDT by Publius6961 ("It's easy to make promises you can't keep" - B.H.Obama Feb 23, 2012)
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