Skip to comments.First Lady Touts Husbandís God-Like Quality
Posted on 04/23/2012 12:17:34 PM PDT by John Semmens
Searching for a persuasive theme for President Obamas reelection campaign hasnt been easy. First Lady Michelle Obama described her difficult quest for a meaningful way to convey the message that we must reelect my husband as president.
I was listening to this radio show where a caller was asking Ted Nugent if he would be supporting my husbands reelection, Michelle recalled. When I heard him say Jesus Christ, Obama? I knew we had our strategy.
Think about it, Michelle urged. My husband has brought this country out of the dark and into the light. Isnt that what Jesus would do? How could any good person vote against that?
In related news, it was revealed that Mrs Obama had listed her two daughters Malia (aged 13) and Sasha (aged 10) as senior staffers on a $400,000 trip to South Africa and Botswana. Michelle explained, In the sense that they are part of the First Family they are, in effect, senior to everyone else in America. So, no, I dont think that it was misleading of me to use that designation for the trip.
The First Lady also dismissed critics complaints about the cost of the trip In the eyes of the world, we are America, Michelle maintained. So, everything America has is rightfully ours to do with as we please. In this context, the $400,000 was far less than we couldve spent. We are not getting credit for the remarkable restraint we are exercising considering.
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JK John, thanks for posting this.
Maybe he needs to get crucified.
Arrogant feral ghetto trash. I can’t wait to get the WH fumigated after they leave.
Please tell me this is satire! I’ll assume it is unless otherwise proven through other sources.
Uh, the source is “Semi-Satire”. Go figure.
Alas, satire & truth are hard to separate these days...
I would be hard pressed to feel bad for her if I heard her home-boy hired some hooker in Colombia to get the taste out of his mouf.
God-Like?? I was thinking Satan-like Quality...
I hope it was satire!!
With this administration especially!
It’s hard to find that just right theme, Michelle.
Let me help you out. Money country grabbing piece of slime bottom of the barrel garbage. That’s just for starts.
As in God doesn’t have a birth certificate either?
:) Sometimes more a parody than satire, but maybe a satirody. I dunno.
American just doesn’t know the half of it.
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,,,,,, I can see the connection ,,,,,,, GOD spelled backwards is DOG ,,, ergo his God-like connection ,,, 0bama eats dog and you are what you eat .
I hope I have cleared up her statement .
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