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First Lady Touts Husbandís God-Like Quality
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 April 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/23/2012 12:17:34 PM PDT by John Semmens

Searching for a persuasive theme for President Obama’s reelection campaign hasn’t been easy. First Lady Michelle Obama described her difficult quest for “a meaningful way to convey the message that we must reelect my husband as president.”

“I was listening to this radio show where a caller was asking Ted Nugent if he would be supporting my husband’s reelection,” Michelle recalled. “When I heard him say ‘Jesus Christ, Obama?’ I knew we had our strategy.”

“Think about it,” Michelle urged. “My husband has brought this country out of the dark and into the light. Isn’t that what Jesus would do? How could any good person vote against that?”

In related news, it was revealed that Mrs Obama had listed her two daughters Malia (aged 13) and Sasha (aged 10) as “senior staffers” on a $400,000 trip to South Africa and Botswana. Michelle explained, “In the sense that they are part of the First Family they are, in effect, ‘senior’ to everyone else in America. So, no, I don’t think that it was misleading of me to use that designation for the trip.”

The First Lady also dismissed critics’ complaints about the cost of the trip “In the eyes of the world, we are America,” Michelle maintained. “So, everything America has is rightfully ours to do with as we please. In this context, the $400,000 was far less than we could’ve spent. We are not getting credit for the remarkable restraint we are exercising considering.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/04/21/obama-press-secretary-says-gop-is-politicizing-election/


TOPICS: Government; History; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; jesus; michelle; obama; satire

1 posted on 04/23/2012 12:17:40 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Mods, please talk to John Semmens about mandatory “barf alert” tags for stories like this. Thanks!

JK John, thanks for posting this.


2 posted on 04/23/2012 12:21:02 PM PDT by Mich Patriot (We can't have economic progress...there is a slug somewhere that needs to be saved. MP)
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To: John Semmens

Maybe he needs to get crucified.


3 posted on 04/23/2012 12:23:24 PM PDT by wetgundog (" Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is no Vice")
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To: John Semmens
Insanity has gripped the White House.
4 posted on 04/23/2012 12:29:13 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: John Semmens

Arrogant feral ghetto trash. I can’t wait to get the WH fumigated after they leave.


5 posted on 04/23/2012 12:31:58 PM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: John Semmens

Please tell me this is satire! I’ll assume it is unless otherwise proven through other sources.


6 posted on 04/23/2012 12:36:32 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: John Semmens
savior 2
7 posted on 04/23/2012 12:39:22 PM PDT by baddog 219
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To: John Semmens

8 posted on 04/23/2012 12:48:45 PM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: JaguarXKE

Uh, the source is “Semi-Satire”. Go figure.

Alas, satire & truth are hard to separate these days...


9 posted on 04/23/2012 12:48:51 PM PDT by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com/)
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To: thethirddegree

I would be hard pressed to feel bad for her if I heard her home-boy hired some hooker in Colombia to get the taste out of his mouf.


10 posted on 04/23/2012 12:51:09 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Mich Patriot
First Lady Touts Husband’s God-Like Quality,

God-Like?? I was thinking Satan-like Quality...

I hope it was satire!!

11 posted on 04/23/2012 1:01:45 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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To: ctdonath2

With this administration especially!


12 posted on 04/23/2012 1:06:06 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: John Semmens

It’s hard to find that just right theme, Michelle.

Let me help you out. Money country grabbing piece of slime bottom of the barrel garbage. That’s just for starts.


13 posted on 04/23/2012 1:07:16 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: John Semmens
WOK Let's not forget he's not only God like, he's a fantastic cook...
14 posted on 04/23/2012 1:35:59 PM PDT by baddog 219
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As in God doesn’t have a birth certificate either?


15 posted on 04/23/2012 1:39:55 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: John Semmens

The Mussiah!

16 posted on 04/23/2012 1:41:12 PM PDT by Dr. Thorne (Don't vote for anyone who worked for Goldman Sachs)
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To: John Semmens

:) Sometimes more a parody than satire, but maybe a satirody. I dunno.


17 posted on 04/23/2012 1:48:24 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

‘God-like quality’?
American just doesn’t know the half of it.

The best Obama exposure site on the net:

The Obama File
http://theobamafile.com/

The United States Library of Congress has selected
TheObamaFile.com for inclusion in its historic collection
of Internet materials
http://theobamafile.com/LibraryOfCongress.html

http://theobamafile.com/index_next_politics.html

http://www.theobamafile.com/index_next_personal.html

http://www.theobamafile.com/BarackObama.htm

http://www.theobamafile.com/_family/FamilyPage.htm

http://www.theobamafile.com/ObamaEducation.htm

http://www.theobamafile.com/ObamaPsychology.htm

http://www.theobamafile.com/ObamaReligion.htm

http://www.theobamafile.com/ObamaWife.htm

http://www.theobamafile.com/_associates/ObamaAssociates.htm

http://www.theobamafile.com/ObamaIconography.htm


18 posted on 04/23/2012 1:53:32 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: John Semmens

,,,,,, I can see the connection ,,,,,,, GOD spelled backwards is DOG ,,, ergo his God-like connection ,,, 0bama eats dog and you are what you eat .

I hope I have cleared up her statement .


19 posted on 04/23/2012 2:50:43 PM PDT by Lionheartusa1 (-: Socialism is the equal distribution of misery :-)
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