Romney Employs Comprehensive Image Makeover to Counter Media's Monotonous 'Cool Obama' Narrative

Reaganite Republican ^ | May 3, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

The Romney campaign has developed a plan to act as counterweight to ceaseless MSM-fueled fairy tales about how 'cool' Barack Obama supposedly is... although hard to swallow for any thinking person, obviously there's still enough pudding-heads out there that buy into that- even Republicans.

With a close race and every vote precious (inc. impressionable idiots), Romney's new 'cool' look will consist of identical, crisply-ironed white t-shirts, creased Levi's jeans, and matching black leather boots and motorcycle jacket, with aviator shades the finishing touch for any outdoor appearances. 

Where Ronald Reagan ended his '84 campaign stump speeches with 'You ain't seen nothin' yet!', The Mitz will be going with a simple, trendy 'Ayyyy!' and tried-and-true thumbs-up gesture (that's still 'in', right?).

Further plans to deck-out Ann Romney like Pinky Tuscadero and roar onstage at Tampa on a H-D Sportster are being put together as we speak...

And can somebody please tell me how on God's green Earth Barack Obama is 'cool', anyway? 

Are these MSM hacks possibly looking at the same fruity, geek-bike-riding, mom-jeans-wearing, throws-like-a-girl, cripple-mocking, dog-eating SCHMUCK I am...?

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[Reaganite Republican]

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[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Errrrr, I don’t know if it’s my ‘puter.....but the Rightwingnews link sends me to a ‘Russian Brides’ site.

No, I’m not kidding. :-/

[Da Coyote]

The only way that RINOmney changing his “image” is news is if the changes are now occuring more rapidly than his standard everyday change.

RINOmney is a vapid dork, (and no, I really don’t care about his religion...no matter what religion...he’s still a vapid dork).

[onyx]

If that’s for real, he looks like a very poor imitation of an aging, out-dated Fonz.

[cripplecreek]

He should run as a democrat, he stands a better chance that way.

[ScottinVA]

“Comprehensive Image Makeover”

So early in the general campaign and already Mittens is remaking himself? That didn’t take long.

Channeling Al Gore, are ya, Mittens?

[ScottinVA]

“Romney’s new ‘cool’ look will consist of ..... creased Levi’s jeans”

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ROFL!!!!

How about some wing-tip Harley boots? Oxford leathers, anyone?

Mittens is here in Portsmouth, VA, collecting his endorsement from Michele Bachmann. Here in Hampton Roads, we’re ramping up to Blackbeard Fest in Hampton. Mitt should come dressed as a pirate.

ARRRRGGHHH, Mitty!!!

[Reaganite Republican]

If we could just get him to lose the navy blazer it would be a start lol