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Administration Wants Easier Access to Cell Phone Records
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 May 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/05/2012 4:56:07 PM PDT by John Semmens

The Obama Administration is demanding Congress pass legislation granting law enforcement greater access to personal cell phone records.

“Right now we have to show probable cause to obtain a warrant for these kinds of records,” complained Deputy Assistant Attorney General Jason Weinstein. “This demands that we must present some evidence that we have reason to believe a crime has been or will be committed before we can get a judge to issue that warrant. This standard is too strict.”

Weinstein argued that “a broader, more general authority to scrutinize cell phone activity would help us uncover crimes and other undesirable behavior that we’d otherwise miss” while simultaneously downplaying fears of an invasion of privacy. “If people aren’t doing anything wrong, why should they care if law enforcement knows what they’re up to?” Weinstein asked. “Besides, cell phone calls are transmitted through the people’s airways. As the representative of the people, government has a responsibility to see that these airways are not misused. No one forces a person to use a cell phone. If he does I think he voluntarily cedes his right to privacy.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/05/05/obama-autobiography-revealed-to-be-mostly-fictitious/


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Conspiracy; Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: cellphones; privacy; satire; surveillance

1 posted on 05/05/2012 4:56:20 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

LOL, I thought you were going for “a broader, more general authority to scrutinize cell phone activity would help us uncover patterns we can executive order into criminal activity.”


2 posted on 05/05/2012 5:20:08 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it and the law is what WE say it is.)
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To: John Semmens

Recommended reading: “KGB Today” by John Barron.


3 posted on 05/05/2012 5:20:21 PM PDT by OldNavyVet
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To: John Semmens

cellphones are a cancer.
May the government eavesdrop on every single cell call and publish every thing heard in the New York Times... page six.


4 posted on 05/05/2012 5:23:32 PM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: John Semmens

When Eric Holder makes communications regarding Fast and Furious available, then he can monitor my cell phone.


5 posted on 05/05/2012 5:30:50 PM PDT by JimmyMc
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To: John Semmens

Damn, ya got me again. I start reading and it isn’t until it gets weird that I look at the source.

Stop that! :-)


6 posted on 05/05/2012 5:56:27 PM PDT by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
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To: John Semmens

All of the anti-utopian memes we grew up hearing through Orwell, Huxley, comics, rock groups, etc. are now becoming distressingly real. As a society we seem almost lured to it, like the stupid character in a horror film that MUST open that door to see if something horrible is behind it.


7 posted on 05/05/2012 6:00:07 PM PDT by avenir (I'm pessimistic about man, but I'm optimistic about GOD!)
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To: bamahead; traviskicks; 2ndDivisionVet; ExTexasRedhead

Ping


8 posted on 05/05/2012 6:07:24 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (A liberal's compassion is limited to the size of other peoples' paychecks)
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To: John Semmens
And he swing....CRACKKK!....It's a long one...going....going....GONE!

Another one out of the park - thanks John.

9 posted on 05/06/2012 5:31:19 AM PDT by trebb ("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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