Posted on 05/09/2012 12:51:19 PM PDT by Freemarkets101
"Al Qaeda goes retro with exploding underwear." That about says it, the "sultans of style" in the Al Qaeda passe have just launched their new Spring lingerie product line. It's, well, rather explosive.
I'm not sure how comfortable they are, but who cares, they explode -- well sometimes, and they don't always carry the desired effect, at least they didn't for that African guy who tried to explode an airliner over Detroit, but instead got a free wax job.
Al Qaeda bomb maker Ibrahim Hassan Asiri is reputed to be the designer of the new nasty knickers. This week, the CIA, working with Saudi Arabia’s spy service, gave the world a first look at Asiri’s handiwork -- a pair of extra-large briefs packed with a small bomb without metallic parts that might set off airport security alarms.
Asiri and his Al Qaeda crew, of course, wanted to keep their exploding panties under wraps until they were revealed on the runway -- an airport runway -- but a CIA informant posing as a suicide bomber ruined their plan. The operation that exposed the underwear also revealed the location of a major Al Qaeda operative, Fahd Mohammed Ahmed Quso. The CIA delivered a lethal greeting to Quso as he stepped out of his car somewhere in Yemen on Sunday, demonstrating that, when it comes to blowing things up, a drone is a great deal more effective than a pair of tighty-whiteys.
I called, and, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but they're out of pink. Please, don't blow up the messenger.
“....profile passengers.”
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We are already profiling non-muslims.
What else do you want?
islam is the enemy of America; expel it from America, don’t allow it back in, and America is safe.
Implementing would be cheap and quick.
Now that I think further ... thinking I know what you meant ... can say the 911 hijack crowd visited strip bars in Florida. With the control moslem men exert over their moslem women, the moslem men would not be afraid like American men would be of their wives if female inspectors were utilized. A moslem women would address her mate as yes dear to a female touching her husband. An American man would be terrified, if he had any common sense, for an American woman would be ... let’s say, less than pleased.
That means there are no panty lines.
Sara Blakley at Spanx got the contract. How else did she become a billionaire? J/k. She’s a friend.
Thank you for the endorsement. Must digress though, am unworthy.
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