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Planned Parenthood Wishes You a “Happy Masturbation Month”…
Weasel Zippers ^ | 5/20/12 | ZIP

Posted on 05/20/2012 10:23:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Masturbation has its own month?


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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Society
KEYWORDS: culturewar; napl; onanism; plannedparenthood; sexpositiveagenda
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To: packrat35

At 16 you needed a month?


41 posted on 05/21/2012 1:09:12 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

These people are really sick!


42 posted on 05/21/2012 1:14:13 AM PDT by fortheDeclaration (Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
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To: fortheDeclaration

You give them too much credit.


43 posted on 05/21/2012 1:27:50 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Nope. I bloomed late. At 16, I graduated high school, started college, and started noticing girls...


44 posted on 05/21/2012 1:43:36 AM PDT by packrat35 (When will we admit we are now almost a police state?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Dang. Just 10 days left in the month. This is going to conflict with the SPCA’s “Love Your Pets” month....


45 posted on 05/21/2012 1:47:25 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: packrat35

You poor deprived boy.


46 posted on 05/21/2012 1:48:42 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Squantos
I'm sure they're kicking themselves for not making it a joint occasion.
47 posted on 05/21/2012 1:50:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Darren McCarty

I remember that game. So many humiliating ways to die...


48 posted on 05/21/2012 1:52:37 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GeronL

I doubt kids need a dedicated month...or permission.


49 posted on 05/21/2012 2:40:23 AM PDT by stuartcr ("When silence speaks, it speaks only to those that have already decided what they want to hear.")
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To: Tainan
I need info on the subject?

Not info exactly...

We need visual aids

50 posted on 05/21/2012 3:55:42 AM PDT by tsomer
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To: Slings and Arrows

Followed by National Guide Dog month...


51 posted on 05/21/2012 3:55:46 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I GUARANTEE there isn’t one that doesn’t know how to mastrebate.


52 posted on 05/21/2012 4:00:42 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Cheney/Rumsfeld 2012)
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To: dayglored

Well, it’s like interesting, interesting, interesting, suddenly got bored.


53 posted on 05/21/2012 4:01:38 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Cheney/Rumsfeld 2012)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ohhhh.....probably a good month to not shake hands with people.


54 posted on 05/21/2012 5:35:54 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Slings and Arrows
It's Happy Masturbation Month so I brought Pie for Everyone

 
 
 
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55 posted on 05/21/2012 6:38:27 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: ichabod1
I GUARANTEE there isn’t one that doesn’t know how to mastrebate.

I know a guy who is hardcore Catholic and refuses to masturbate and he is single. I claim he is fraudin but others have said he is telling he truth. Guy has conviction that is for sure.

56 posted on 05/21/2012 7:08:04 AM PDT by trailhkr1 (All you need to know about Zimmerman, innocent = riots, manslaughter = riots, guilty = riots)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I remember that game. So many humiliating ways to die...

LOL. Cross the street, get run over, reanimated. Flush the toilet...drown. Classic Sierra game.

57 posted on 05/21/2012 7:28:46 AM PDT by Darren McCarty (The Republican Party is bigger than the presidency.)
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To: Allegra; Conservative4Life; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; Eaker; ezoeni; GQuagmire; IYAS9YAS; ...
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PING

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58 posted on 05/21/2012 7:54:28 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Responsibility2nd

None for me, thanks.


59 posted on 05/21/2012 8:01:52 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wankers ...


60 posted on 05/21/2012 8:23:53 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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