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President Obama, the Twoosh Master, is the First President to Make an Historic Perfect Tweet
You Tube ^ | 5/26/12 | RobtKraft/Granny Jan

Posted on 05/27/2012 6:56:50 AM PDT by vrwc54

The Gum Chewin' Twoosh Master

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: narcissism; obama

1 posted on 05/27/2012 6:57:03 AM PDT by vrwc54
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To: vrwc54
EVERY time this POS says something we need to reply with...

DOES IT MATTER?

2 posted on 05/27/2012 6:59:12 AM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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To: unixfox
President Obama, the Twoosh Master, is the First President to Make Be an Historic Perfect Tweet Twit
3 posted on 05/27/2012 7:04:19 AM PDT by frankenMonkey (Our humin president is epidemy of changing his own pants. The future is of children.)
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To: vrwc54

That would be Obama’s nicotine gum he chews consistently.

Obama always has to have constant admiration and acknowledgement of his pseudo greatness and ability.It’s like a 5 year old, “Mommy did I do good?”


4 posted on 05/27/2012 7:14:45 AM PDT by OafOfOffice (W.C:Socialism:Philosophy of failure,creed of ignorance,gospel of envy,the equal sharing of misery)
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To: vrwc54

BFD

If this is the best that Big Leftist Media can do to promote Obama, then get used to saying “President Romney”


5 posted on 05/27/2012 7:27:58 AM PDT by canuck_conservative
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To: canuck_conservative

Actually, I think this has even been debunked. Seems he spelled biofuels as two words (adding an extra space to the message), and someone noted an extra punctuation mark early in the tweet.
I’ll look for that link.

But, in the interim, I’m willing to believe he lied even about this, thereby preserving his reputation as a marxist a$$hole.


6 posted on 05/27/2012 7:37:50 AM PDT by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion. 01-20-2013: Change we can look forward to.)
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To: PubliusMM

Here is the link...

http://article.wn.com/view/2012/05/26/Is_Obama_Really_A_Twoosh_Master_We_Say_No/?section=More+News&template=worldnews%2Findex.txt


7 posted on 05/27/2012 7:41:59 AM PDT by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion. 01-20-2013: Change we can look forward to.)
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To: vrwc54

That was really difficult to watch. The man is such a twit.


8 posted on 05/27/2012 7:42:23 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Burning the Quran is a waste of perfectly good fire.)
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To: vrwc54

I always thought him more Swooshy, than Twooshy.


9 posted on 05/27/2012 7:50:42 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
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To: vrwc54
I had to click on one of the articles to find out what a "Twoosh Master" was.

I don't do Twitter. I guess it's correct to say I don't Tweet. I am somewhat familiar with what it is.

I'm not knocking people who do; whatever floats your boat (and I understand that for some people in some careers it is probably helpful in their jobs, or socially).

But, really, doesn't the man who is supposed to be the Leader of the Free World have better things to do than try to be a "Twoosh Master"?????

Can we say "irrelevant" here?

I have real difficulty, for example, picturing Netanyahu sitting in his office with an iPhone trying to compose the perfect Tweet!!

10 posted on 05/27/2012 7:53:40 AM PDT by susannah59
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To: OafOfOffice

“Look at me, look at Me, LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!!”


11 posted on 05/27/2012 7:55:03 AM PDT by susannah59
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To: vrwc54
It did bring something else to mind.

I gave up chewing gum when I was in high school. Back then (when dinosaurs roamed the earth, as my sons say) we were actually allowed to chew gum at school. I had one particular teacher, though, who did not allow it in her classroom. I was terrified of her and stopped chewing altogether lest I forget to spit it out and chew in her class. She had a very effective way of dealing with the gum-chewing offender (it happened to a classmate).

She fixed the poor soul with a stare until everyone in class stopped and looked at her, too. Then she mentioned that "Jane" had brought a particular little poem to mind, then she recited the poem:

The gum chewing girl,

The cud chewing cow...

There's a difference between them,

But I can't see it right now.

Oh, but wait... It is clear to me now,

It's the intelligent look

On the face of the cow!

She cured me of chewing gum forever!

12 posted on 05/27/2012 8:09:31 AM PDT by susannah59
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It’s a disgusting thing to see and something a real man would never do.


13 posted on 05/27/2012 8:20:54 AM PDT by OafOfOffice (W.C:Socialism:Philosophy of failure,creed of ignorance,gospel of envy,the equal sharing of misery)
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To: vrwc54
So "Barry", along with being the "First Black President" will be footnoted as the First President to make an "Tweet"

Ladies and Gentlemen, Barrack Obama, the Footnote President.

14 posted on 05/27/2012 8:22:01 AM PDT by RedMonqey (Men who will not suffer to self govern, will suffer under the governance of lesser men.)
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To: susannah59
"I had one particular teacher, though, who did not allow it in her classroom....had a very effective way of dealing with the gum-chewing offender "

Tut Tut.

She wouldn't be a teacher for very long for "cruelity to students"

"PC" being what it has done for education...
15 posted on 05/27/2012 8:27:32 AM PDT by RedMonqey (Men who will not suffer to self govern, will suffer under the governance of lesser men.)
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To: susannah59
I had to look up the a “Twoosh Master” was, too. Sounds a bit lisp-ish to me. Apparently, it's nothing one should get lauded for since it's only using 140 character count in a tweet which he couldn't do. Chalk it up to another Hussein falsehood: http://news.yahoo.com/obama-really-twoosh-master-no-200517091.html
16 posted on 05/27/2012 8:54:32 AM PDT by bgill
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To: OafOfOffice
It’s a disgusting thing to see and something a real man would never do.

What's the WWII submarine movie where the captain chews gum? I don't think it's Run Silent Run Deep. He wore a baseball cap that was a little too small and during a dive his temples were pumping like there were diesel pistons in his head.

17 posted on 05/27/2012 9:41:49 AM PDT by dr_lew
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