Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 06-21-12 (Vast and Nefarious: The conspiracy to take down Our President)
Posted on 06/21/2012 11:45:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man in the White House. The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man as Attorney General. The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man--or two black men--selling guns to Mexican drug lords. Racism--that's what's really behind this manufactured Fast and Furious "scandal." And so you have this "House Oversight Committee" and their "Chairman" Issa going on a witchhunt to take down Our President. How dare the Oversight Committee try to exercise some oversight! Who do they think they are? Really! "Oversight"? They're more like the Committee to Overthrow and Unelect the President (COUP).
No, it's not that the committee is Tasked and Curious. It's that the conspiracy is Vast and Nefarious. And the DUmmies are Pissed and Furious!
The DU threads are Feisty and Various. I'll exercise my Executive Privilege and select from several, too many to link. So now let us see the DUmmies exercise their Expletive Privilege, in I Am Furious Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, your guide to Operation Blast and Hilarious, is in the [Barackets]:
So these fugging racist ReTHUGs are trying to lynch Eric Holder
[It has NOTHING TO DO with him lying to Congress and withholding documents and defying subpoenas! NO, its only because he's a black man! Welcome to Rethuggery Summer 2012.]
F*** these f***ing racists.
[The "F" words come Fast and FUrious.]
Fast and Furious is a Bush left over.
[Actually, that would be False and Spurious.]
If Obama wins re-election and the Repubs keep the House...Then it will be holy hell for Obama and his Cabinet. They will try to impeach the President.
The President will get nothing done.
He will be busy defending himself from the Republican fascists. It will be a sad state of affairs.
[Fasc and Failurious.]
please. they would be pulling the same sh*t if holder were white, brown, or green
[Rethuglicans are equal opportunity annoyers.]
Holder is a slime, but so are Issa and the GOP. Slime vs. slime.
[DUmmieland goes for Holder, by a slime majority.]
What your uncle who watches FOX News all day is all worked up about (Fast and Furious)
[Fox and Feverish.]
Rachel Maddow, as usual, hits it out of the park on the loony Fast and Furious conspiracy theories, and the Darrell Issa witch hunt.
HAHAHA! You really think Rachel has done a good job reporting on guns? . . . she is seriously uninformed when it comes to basic facts about guns.
You know, there's no need to be a dick to make your point.
[Especially when it comes to Rachel Mancow, there is ABSOLUTELY no need to be a dick.]
If it wasn't this, it would be something else. The GOP is desperate to find something to get "poutraged" about. . . . "EWWWWW...Obama got a couple of federal agents KILLLED!!!! EWWWWWW!!! He's a BAAAAAAD MAAAN!!!"
[Yeah, really. What's the big deal?]
does not mean that this is automatically a nonissue. A federal agent was murdered due to a gun running operation which involved a foreign country that was not told about said operation. That in and of itself is pretty damning.
[ScruffyTheJanitor (9 posts), I hope you enjoyed your BRIEF stay as a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
And your position seems to be based on the idiotic assumption that there is no possible way that maybe, just maybe, there is something to this investigation, based entirely on your dislike for Issa. In other words, your responses are based strictly on emotion and that you have not the slightest interest in determining what the facts are.
[DUmmie Lurks Often (659 posts), I'm not so sure that YOU are an LFT, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and run a Kewpie Doll across the border to you for your Brief Moment of Mental Clarity.]
I can get your bullsh*t from Free Republic, you know.
[THOUSANDS of us freepers are being smuggled into DUmmieland, heh heh.]
This whole Issa thing is a farce. . . .
[Farce and Freeperish.]
Darryl ISSA. I'll start. I hate his f-ing guts.
[He's white. He's Rethuglican. That's all you need to know.]
Face it, Fast and Furious was a f***-up.
[You get an F+ on that one.]
Frankly, Holder needs to go, now, in the hopes that his resignation will end this blossoming madness. Otherwise, it is simply going to prove to be a serious drag on Obama during a highly contested election season.
[Under the bus with you, Eric!]
More than anything, I want Holder out of DoJ and replaced with a progressive AG that'll go after the right-wing and stop chasing after MMJ patients.
[That post is from DUmmie Woody Woodpecker, aka Weedy Weedsmoker.]
Breaking - President Obama asserts Executive Privilege over documents (Holder witchhunt)
This is a witch hunt. . . . Obama ain't playing. He is nipping that sh*t in the bud. Good for him.
[Good for President
Nixon Obama for stonewalling them!]
I applaud the President for giving Issa a big fat middle finger
[Operation Fist and Fingerous.]
President tells Congress "FU."
[Obama puts the "FU" into "FUrious"!]
the House GOP hates Obama with the heat of 1000 white hot suns.
[If Obama had a sun, it would be white and be hot.]
Unprecedented -never in history has the House voted for Contempt of Congress after a President invoked Executive Privilege.
[Hey, there's always a first time.]
F*** you racist scumbag ReTHUGs
[DUmmie Discourse in a NUtshell.]
Issa shouild not be in the position he is in, he should be face down on a prison bunk with his prison bunk mate. . . .
What's your take on Obama asserting Executive Privilege on the 'Fast and Furious' documents?
[Loyal party hack Will the Shill Pitt sticks his finger in the air, to gauge how he should defend the Democrats on this one.]
It goes without saying that Issa is a f***wit scumbag.
[Of course. That's a given.]
good for Obama!
[Good for Tricky Barack! Our President is not a crook!]
way more blunder-y than we've come to expect from Obama.
[Actually, it's about par for the course for the Boy Blunder.]
We never objected when Nixon invoked Executive Privilege...How can we think of doing so now? That would show us up as vile hypocrites.
[I detect a note of sarcasm.]
i see what you did there.
This is not worth getting banned over.
But have things gotten better or worse with these folks in command?
Would they still be in command if they were white and Republican?
Wht is keeping them there?
Got an answer yet?
What do they think we did? Put a spell on Withholder to make him walk all those guns?
EXcellent! Attorney Contemptible Eric Withholder.
I wish I could offer proper attribution for that. All I know was that he was a FReeper!
Barak Milhouse Kardashian
Yet Nancy Pelosi says:
"This is what [Republicans] believe, no government,"
Liberal Double Think in action: On the one hand we're fascists who want to control everybody and everything, and on the other hand we believe in no government at all.
Only someone as confused as a liberal could believe both things at once. Amazing.
Since I stole it from someone else (I typed "Nixon" "Obama" in Google Images), I guess you can, too!
You know, Barack, there's no need to be a Dick Nixon to make your point.
Fasch & Fuhrerness
Seems like Obama screwed himself on this one. No need for a “vast right-wing conspiracy”.
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