Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 06-21-12 (Vast and Nefarious: The conspiracy to take down Our President)
Posted on 06/21/2012 11:45:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man in the White House. The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man as Attorney General. The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man--or two black men--selling guns to Mexican drug lords. Racism--that's what's really behind this manufactured Fast and Furious "scandal." And so you have this "House Oversight Committee" and their "Chairman" Issa going on a witchhunt to take down Our President. How dare the Oversight Committee try to exercise some oversight! Who do they think they are? Really! "Oversight"? They're more like the Committee to Overthrow and Unelect the President (COUP).
No, it's not that the committee is Tasked and Curious. It's that the conspiracy is Vast and Nefarious. And the DUmmies are Pissed and Furious!
The DU threads are Feisty and Various. I'll exercise my Executive Privilege and select from several, too many to link. So now let us see the DUmmies exercise their Expletive Privilege, in I Am Furious Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, your guide to Operation Blast and Hilarious, is in the [Barackets]:
So these fugging racist ReTHUGs are trying to lynch Eric Holder
[It has NOTHING TO DO with him lying to Congress and withholding documents and defying subpoenas! NO, its only because he's a black man! Welcome to Rethuggery Summer 2012.]
F*** these f***ing racists.
[The "F" words come Fast and FUrious.]
Fast and Furious is a Bush left over.
[Actually, that would be False and Spurious.]
If Obama wins re-election and the Repubs keep the House...Then it will be holy hell for Obama and his Cabinet. They will try to impeach the President.
The President will get nothing done.
He will be busy defending himself from the Republican fascists. It will be a sad state of affairs.
[Fasc and Failurious.]
please. they would be pulling the same sh*t if holder were white, brown, or green
[Rethuglicans are equal opportunity annoyers.]
Holder is a slime, but so are Issa and the GOP. Slime vs. slime.
[DUmmieland goes for Holder, by a slime majority.]
What your uncle who watches FOX News all day is all worked up about (Fast and Furious)
[Fox and Feverish.]
Rachel Maddow, as usual, hits it out of the park on the loony Fast and Furious conspiracy theories, and the Darrell Issa witch hunt.
HAHAHA! You really think Rachel has done a good job reporting on guns? . . . she is seriously uninformed when it comes to basic facts about guns.
You know, there's no need to be a dick to make your point.
[Especially when it comes to Rachel Mancow, there is ABSOLUTELY no need to be a dick.]
If it wasn't this, it would be something else. The GOP is desperate to find something to get "poutraged" about. . . . "EWWWWW...Obama got a couple of federal agents KILLLED!!!! EWWWWWW!!! He's a BAAAAAAD MAAAN!!!"
[Yeah, really. What's the big deal?]
does not mean that this is automatically a nonissue. A federal agent was murdered due to a gun running operation which involved a foreign country that was not told about said operation. That in and of itself is pretty damning.
[ScruffyTheJanitor (9 posts), I hope you enjoyed your BRIEF stay as a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
And your position seems to be based on the idiotic assumption that there is no possible way that maybe, just maybe, there is something to this investigation, based entirely on your dislike for Issa. In other words, your responses are based strictly on emotion and that you have not the slightest interest in determining what the facts are.
[DUmmie Lurks Often (659 posts), I'm not so sure that YOU are an LFT, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and run a Kewpie Doll across the border to you for your Brief Moment of Mental Clarity.]
I can get your bullsh*t from Free Republic, you know.
[THOUSANDS of us freepers are being smuggled into DUmmieland, heh heh.]
This whole Issa thing is a farce. . . .
[Farce and Freeperish.]
Darryl ISSA. I'll start. I hate his f-ing guts.
[He's white. He's Rethuglican. That's all you need to know.]
Face it, Fast and Furious was a f***-up.
[You get an F+ on that one.]
Frankly, Holder needs to go, now, in the hopes that his resignation will end this blossoming madness. Otherwise, it is simply going to prove to be a serious drag on Obama during a highly contested election season.
[Under the bus with you, Eric!]
More than anything, I want Holder out of DoJ and replaced with a progressive AG that'll go after the right-wing and stop chasing after MMJ patients.
[That post is from DUmmie Woody Woodpecker, aka Weedy Weedsmoker.]
Breaking - President Obama asserts Executive Privilege over documents (Holder witchhunt)
This is a witch hunt. . . . Obama ain't playing. He is nipping that sh*t in the bud. Good for him.
[Good for President
Nixon Obama for stonewalling them!]
I applaud the President for giving Issa a big fat middle finger
[Operation Fist and Fingerous.]
President tells Congress "FU."
[Obama puts the "FU" into "FUrious"!]
the House GOP hates Obama with the heat of 1000 white hot suns.
[If Obama had a sun, it would be white and be hot.]
Unprecedented -never in history has the House voted for Contempt of Congress after a President invoked Executive Privilege.
[Hey, there's always a first time.]
F*** you racist scumbag ReTHUGs
[DUmmie Discourse in a NUtshell.]
Issa shouild not be in the position he is in, he should be face down on a prison bunk with his prison bunk mate. . . .
What's your take on Obama asserting Executive Privilege on the 'Fast and Furious' documents?
[Loyal party hack Will the Shill Pitt sticks his finger in the air, to gauge how he should defend the Democrats on this one.]
It goes without saying that Issa is a f***wit scumbag.
[Of course. That's a given.]
good for Obama!
[Good for Tricky Barack! Our President is not a crook!]
way more blunder-y than we've come to expect from Obama.
[Actually, it's about par for the course for the Boy Blunder.]
We never objected when Nixon invoked Executive Privilege...How can we think of doing so now? That would show us up as vile hypocrites.
[I detect a note of sarcasm.]
i see what you did there.
This is not worth getting banned over.
But have things gotten better or worse with these folks in command?
Would they still be in command if they were white and Republican?
Wht is keeping them there?
Got an answer yet?
What do they think we did? Put a spell on Withholder to make him walk all those guns?
EXcellent! Attorney Contemptible Eric Withholder.
I wish I could offer proper attribution for that. All I know was that he was a FReeper!
Barak Milhouse Kardashian
Yet Nancy Pelosi says:
"This is what [Republicans] believe, no government,"
Liberal Double Think in action: On the one hand we're fascists who want to control everybody and everything, and on the other hand we believe in no government at all.
Only someone as confused as a liberal could believe both things at once. Amazing.
Since I stole it from someone else (I typed "Nixon" "Obama" in Google Images), I guess you can, too!
You know, Barack, there's no need to be a Dick Nixon to make your point.
Fasch & Fuhrerness
Seems like Obama screwed himself on this one. No need for a “vast right-wing conspiracy”.
Can’t stand having a red diaper doper baby in the White House. It isn’t the skin color that is revolting, it is the radical Marxist ideology.
Nancy Pelosi tried trotting out the lie that Eric Holder is being targeted because the GOP wants to suppress voter turn out this fall and Eric Holder is the only one protecting the public’s right to vote.
Like when he tossed out charged against the militant black panthers stationed outside a polling center on election day 2008 with weapons in hand. RIGHT, Nancy. You vile bwitch.
Something tells me Obama will be taking some serious drags this Summer & Fall...
25 years ago, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
If you can't appreciate the pure beauty of the violin after hearing this, something's wrong with your ears.
Or you can get raw with these strings.
How about this gamechanger from America's Got Talent (which they SHOULD have won).
Either way, the violin is sweet yet lethal.
But lynching Justice Clarence Thomas was juuuust fiiiine
Hypocrisy (and racism
), thy name is DUmmie.
As I said in the opening: "The DU threads are Feisty and Various. I'll exercise my Executive Privilege and select from several, too many to link."
I worked from about a dozen threads.
You better believe it you sweaty little turd. Impeachment will be front and foremost.
Better have him resign now and save himself the shame!
Or maybe they just can't stand Obama's stands.
“I was deported from the DUmp once but I shall return.”
I do not have a condom large enough to fit my computer
for a foray into DUmmieland.
I will just stick to DUmmie Funnies
Thank you, sir. How long and hot was your shower this time? Did all the slime come off?
Love your and PJ’s work on these things. The Nixobamas are excellent!
Me too however my new mole account has over 600 posts and going strong after about 2 years!
I have to admit though that it has been hard the last couple of days keeping it undercover given the absurdity of the posts at the DUmp. Must exercise self control!
Any thirsty folks out there who want to trade an HD video camera for a bottle of Grey Goose?
November is going to be ROUGH on the DUmmies.
These folks are truly insane. Do they not remember the eight years of W Bush when they on the left did the same thing over really minor crap?
This is much, much worse. And while there was a gun walking program under Bush it was cancelled because it didn’t work. Fast and Furious was rebooted in 2009 not as a way to go after gun traffickers, but a way to claim more was needed in gun control laws.
Try explaining that fact to a DUmmie and you’re head will explode.
A friend of mine has been on DU with a troll account for years. They just think he is a disgruntled Hillary supporter and mad that oba ma beat her. He also has 3 other accounts that are well seasoned with well over 1000 posts that he lets others use.
So, is it Barrack Hussein Nixon, or is it Richard Milhous Obama?
the House GOP hates Obama with the heat of 1000 white hot suns.Okay not to get technical - but I will anyway :-)
First, that should be '1,000 Stars', or 1,000 'Sols' but not '1,000 suns' (only our star is called 'Sun'.)
Second, 'white hot' has no real meaning, there's no temperature on any scale for 'white hot'. Not Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin. However, even tough 'our Sun' appears to be Orange (at sunset) or Yellow during the daytime, it's color really is 'White', it's a 'White Star'. But that doesn't mean it's 'white hot'.
That being said, the white star we call our 'Sun' never gets anywhere what would be considered - figuratively speaking - as 'white hot'. [Or as Al Gore incorrectly said, "Nine Gazillion Degrees!" (he really needs to stay away from that science stuff) ]
Ergo DUmmie, you're nothing but a flibbertigibbet.
“Liberal Double Think in action: On the one hand we’re fascists who want to control everybody and everything, and on the other hand we believe in no government at all.
Only someone as confused as a liberal could believe both things at once. Amazing.”
Or celebrating Obama’s declaration of Executive privalege while saying it was Bush’s program. They don’t even see that if it was Bush’s fault that executive privelage protects Bush!
“Rachel Maddow, as usual, hits it out of the park on the loony Fast and Furious conspiracy theories, and the Darrell Issa witch hunt.”
A short while ago on the Brian Sussman show a caller called in touting MadCow’s talking points. I just knew that caller was a DUmmie. Now, knowing she only has the one viewer, you have confirmed my suspicioun.
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