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DUmmie FUnnies 06-21-12 (Vast and Nefarious: The conspiracy to take down Our President)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 21, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/21/2012 11:45:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man in the White House. The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man as Attorney General. The Rethuglicans can't stand having a black man--or two black men--selling guns to Mexican drug lords. Racism--that's what's really behind this manufactured Fast and Furious "scandal." And so you have this "House Oversight Committee" and their "Chairman" Issa going on a witchhunt to take down Our President. How dare the Oversight Committee try to exercise some oversight! Who do they think they are? Really! "Oversight"? They're more like the Committee to Overthrow and Unelect the President (COUP).

No, it's not that the committee is Tasked and Curious. It's that the conspiracy is Vast and Nefarious. And the DUmmies are Pissed and Furious!

The DU threads are Feisty and Various. I'll exercise my Executive Privilege and select from several, too many to link. So now let us see the DUmmies exercise their Expletive Privilege, in I Am Furious Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, your guide to Operation Blast and Hilarious, is in the [Barackets]:

So these fugging racist ReTHUGs are trying to lynch Eric Holder

[It has NOTHING TO DO with him lying to Congress and withholding documents and defying subpoenas! NO, its only because he's a black man! Welcome to Rethuggery Summer 2012.]

F*** these f***ing racists.

[The "F" words come Fast and FUrious.]

Fast and Furious is a Bush left over.

[Actually, that would be False and Spurious.]

If Obama wins re-election and the Repubs keep the House...Then it will be holy hell for Obama and his Cabinet. They will try to impeach the President.

[OUR President!]

The President will get nothing done.

[Promise?]

He will be busy defending himself from the Republican fascists. It will be a sad state of affairs.

[Fasc and Failurious.]

please. they would be pulling the same sh*t if holder were white, brown, or green

[Rethuglicans are equal opportunity annoyers.]

Holder is a slime, but so are Issa and the GOP. Slime vs. slime.

[DUmmieland goes for Holder, by a slime majority.]

What your uncle who watches FOX News all day is all worked up about (Fast and Furious)

[Fox and Feverish.]

Rachel Maddow, as usual, hits it out of the park on the loony Fast and Furious conspiracy theories, and the Darrell Issa witch hunt.

HAHAHA! You really think Rachel has done a good job reporting on guns? . . . she is seriously uninformed when it comes to basic facts about guns.

You know, there's no need to be a dick to make your point.

[Especially when it comes to Rachel Mancow, there is ABSOLUTELY no need to be a dick.]

If it wasn't this, it would be something else. The GOP is desperate to find something to get "poutraged" about. . . . "EWWWWW...Obama got a couple of federal agents KILLLED!!!! EWWWWWW!!! He's a BAAAAAAD MAAAN!!!"

[Yeah, really. What's the big deal?]

does not mean that this is automatically a nonissue. A federal agent was murdered due to a gun running operation which involved a foreign country that was not told about said operation. That in and of itself is pretty damning.

[ScruffyTheJanitor (9 posts), I hope you enjoyed your BRIEF stay as a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

And your position seems to be based on the idiotic assumption that there is no possible way that maybe, just maybe, there is something to this investigation, based entirely on your dislike for Issa. In other words, your responses are based strictly on emotion and that you have not the slightest interest in determining what the facts are.

[DUmmie Lurks Often (659 posts), I'm not so sure that YOU are an LFT, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and run a Kewpie Doll across the border to you for your Brief Moment of Mental Clarity.]

I can get your bullsh*t from Free Republic, you know.

[THOUSANDS of us freepers are being smuggled into DUmmieland, heh heh.]

This whole Issa thing is a farce. . . .

[Farce and Freeperish.]

Darryl ISSA. I'll start. I hate his f-ing guts.

[He's white. He's Rethuglican. That's all you need to know.]

Face it, Fast and Furious was a f***-up.

[You get an F+ on that one.]

Frankly, Holder needs to go, now, in the hopes that his resignation will end this blossoming madness. Otherwise, it is simply going to prove to be a serious drag on Obama during a highly contested election season.

[Under the bus with you, Eric!]

More than anything, I want Holder out of DoJ and replaced with a progressive AG that'll go after the right-wing and stop chasing after MMJ patients.

[That post is from DUmmie Woody Woodpecker, aka Weedy Weedsmoker.]

Breaking - President Obama asserts Executive Privilege over documents (Holder witchhunt)

This is a witch hunt. . . . Obama ain't playing. He is nipping that sh*t in the bud. Good for him.

[Good for President Nixon Obama for stonewalling them!]

I applaud the President for giving Issa a big fat middle finger

[Operation Fist and Fingerous.]

President tells Congress "FU."

[Obama puts the "FU" into "FUrious"!]

the House GOP hates Obama with the heat of 1000 white hot suns.

[If Obama had a sun, it would be white and be hot.]

Unprecedented -never in history has the House voted for Contempt of Congress after a President invoked Executive Privilege.

[Hey, there's always a first time.]

F*** you racist scumbag ReTHUGs

[DUmmie Discourse in a NUtshell.]

Issa shouild not be in the position he is in, he should be face down on a prison bunk with his prison bunk mate. . . .

[benburch volunteers.]

What's your take on Obama asserting Executive Privilege on the 'Fast and Furious' documents?

[Loyal party hack Will the Shill Pitt sticks his finger in the air, to gauge how he should defend the Democrats on this one.]

It goes without saying that Issa is a f***wit scumbag.

[Of course. That's a given.]

good for Obama!

[Good for Tricky Barack! Our President is not a crook!]

way more blunder-y than we've come to expect from Obama.

[Actually, it's about par for the course for the Boy Blunder.]

We never objected when Nixon invoked Executive Privilege...How can we think of doing so now? That would show us up as vile hypocrites.

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

i see what you did there.

[Hee! Hee!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; fastandfurious; holder; issa; obama

1 posted on 06/21/2012 11:46:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP!!


2 posted on 06/21/2012 11:48:16 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc... not just pretty words...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10!

Nice pic.


3 posted on 06/21/2012 11:50:03 AM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Repeal Obama)
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To: Charles Henrickson

This is not worth getting banned over.

But have things gotten better or worse with these folks in command?

Would they still be in command if they were white and Republican?

Wht is keeping them there?

Got an answer yet?


4 posted on 06/21/2012 11:51:48 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: Charles Henrickson

What do they think we did? Put a spell on Withholder to make him walk all those guns?


5 posted on 06/21/2012 11:52:29 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
THOUSANDS of us freepers are being smuggled into DUmmieland, heh heh.

I was deported from the DUmp once but I shall return.
6 posted on 06/21/2012 11:54:24 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: rockrr

Top 10!


7 posted on 06/21/2012 11:54:43 AM PDT by glasseye
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!

8 posted on 06/21/2012 11:56:03 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies are Pissed and FUrious!)
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To: rockrr; PJ-Comix
Withholder

EXcellent! Attorney Contemptible Eric Withholder.

9 posted on 06/21/2012 11:58:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies are Pissed and FUrious!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I wish I could offer proper attribution for that. All I know was that he was a FReeper!


10 posted on 06/21/2012 12:03:07 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


11 posted on 06/21/2012 12:03:16 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Charles Henrickson
EXcellent! Attorney Contemptible Eric Withholder.

His street name is "Skittles".

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12 posted on 06/21/2012 12:06:21 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Barak Milhouse Kardashian


13 posted on 06/21/2012 12:07:29 PM PDT by circlecity
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Obama] will be busy defending himself from the Republican fascists.

Yet Nancy Pelosi says:

"This is what [Republicans] believe, no government,"

Liberal Double Think in action: On the one hand we're fascists who want to control everybody and everything, and on the other hand we believe in no government at all.

Only someone as confused as a liberal could believe both things at once. Amazing.

14 posted on 06/21/2012 12:27:24 PM PDT by Maceman
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To: Charles Henrickson
This is great! Mind if I steal it?
15 posted on 06/21/2012 12:28:43 PM PDT by AZ .44 MAG (Repeal Obama)
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To: AZ .44 MAG
This is great! Mind if I steal it?

Since I stole it from someone else (I typed "Nixon" "Obama" in Google Images), I guess you can, too!

16 posted on 06/21/2012 12:37:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies are Pissed and FUrious!)
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To: AZ .44 MAG; circlecity; PJ-Comix
You know, there's no need to be a dick to make your point.

You know, Barack, there's no need to be a Dick Nixon to make your point.

17 posted on 06/21/2012 12:40:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies are Pissed and FUrious!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Barich Milhussein Nixobama
18 posted on 06/21/2012 12:41:14 PM PDT by mikrofon (DUFU Bump)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He will be busy defending himself from the Republican fascists

Fasch & Fuhrerness

19 posted on 06/21/2012 12:48:12 PM PDT by mikrofon (DUmmkopfs)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Seems like Obama screwed himself on this one. No need for a “vast right-wing conspiracy”.


20 posted on 06/21/2012 12:51:11 PM PDT by popdonnelly (Socialism isn't going to work this time, either.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Can’t stand having a red diaper doper baby in the White House. It isn’t the skin color that is revolting, it is the radical Marxist ideology.


21 posted on 06/21/2012 12:52:34 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The media ignored the 40th anniversary of Bill Ayers' Pentagon bombing but not Watergate. Ask Why.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nancy Pelosi tried trotting out the lie that Eric Holder is being targeted because the GOP wants to suppress voter turn out this fall and Eric Holder is the only one protecting the public’s right to vote.

Like when he tossed out charged against the militant black panthers stationed outside a polling center on election day 2008 with weapons in hand. RIGHT, Nancy. You vile bwitch.


22 posted on 06/21/2012 12:55:15 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The media ignored the 40th anniversary of Bill Ayers' Pentagon bombing but not Watergate. Ask Why.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Frankly, Holder needs to go . . . Otherwise, it is simply going to prove to be a serious drag on Obama during a highly contested election season

Something tells me Obama will be taking some serious drags this Summer & Fall...

23 posted on 06/21/2012 12:59:29 PM PDT by mikrofon (... literally ;)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Where's da link?



Where there's a shell, there's a way.

25 years ago, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
Today we have Obama, no cash, and no hope!

If you can't appreciate the pure beauty of the violin after hearing this, something's wrong with your ears.

Or you can get raw with these strings.

How about this gamechanger from America's Got Talent (which they SHOULD have won).

Either way, the violin is sweet yet lethal.

Do it!

24 posted on 06/21/2012 1:50:36 PM PDT by rdb3 (If you were tried in court for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; rockrr; mikrofon; cripplecreek
So these fugging racist ReTHUGs are trying to lynch Eric Holder

But lynching Justice Clarence Thomas was juuuust fiiiine

Hypocrisy (and racism … ), thy name is DUmmie.

25 posted on 06/21/2012 1:55:43 PM PDT by ShorelineMike (Constituo, ergo sum.)
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To: rdb3; PJ-Comix
Where's da link?

As I said in the opening: "The DU threads are Feisty and Various. I'll exercise my Executive Privilege and select from several, too many to link."

I worked from about a dozen threads.

26 posted on 06/21/2012 1:55:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies are Pissed and FUrious!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He will be busy defending himself from the Republican fascists. It will be a sad state of affairs.

You better believe it you sweaty little turd. Impeachment will be front and foremost.

Better have him resign now and save himself the shame!

27 posted on 06/21/2012 2:08:20 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Charles Henrickson

;-)


28 posted on 06/21/2012 2:15:54 PM PDT by rdb3 (If you were tried in court for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Rethuglicans also can't stand having a black man on the Supreme Court. Or a black woman as Secretary of State or National Security Advisor. Or a black man as Secretary of State or National Security Advisor or Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Or maybe they just can't stand Obama's stands.

29 posted on 06/21/2012 2:47:47 PM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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To: cripplecreek

“I was deported from the DUmp once but I shall return.”
___________________________________________________

I do not have a condom large enough to fit my computer
for a foray into DUmmieland.
I will just stick to DUmmie Funnies


30 posted on 06/21/2012 2:53:08 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thank you, sir. How long and hot was your shower this time? Did all the slime come off?

Love your and PJ’s work on these things. The Nixobamas are excellent!


31 posted on 06/21/2012 3:50:22 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: cripplecreek
cripplecreek said: I was deported from the DUmp once but I shall return.

Me too however my new mole account has over 600 posts and going strong after about 2 years!

I have to admit though that it has been hard the last couple of days keeping it undercover given the absurdity of the posts at the DUmp. Must exercise self control!

32 posted on 06/21/2012 4:01:16 PM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Completely OT but the SOUTH FLORIDA BARTER KING just pulled off his first trade today. Using his amazing coupon skills in which he picked up a couple of dozen bottles of body wash for FREE, he traded them for a bottle of Grey Goose.

Any thirsty folks out there who want to trade an HD video camera for a bottle of Grey Goose?

33 posted on 06/21/2012 4:07:35 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (You're screwy! You're spaced! You lost the recall race!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

November is going to be ROUGH on the DUmmies.


34 posted on 06/21/2012 4:16:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (You're screwy! You're spaced! You lost the recall race!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

These folks are truly insane. Do they not remember the eight years of W Bush when they on the left did the same thing over really minor crap?

This is much, much worse. And while there was a gun walking program under Bush it was cancelled because it didn’t work. Fast and Furious was rebooted in 2009 not as a way to go after gun traffickers, but a way to claim more was needed in gun control laws.

Try explaining that fact to a DUmmie and you’re head will explode.


35 posted on 06/21/2012 4:17:58 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are just useless and useful idiots.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
It's interesting to see the mindset of people who believe the crapola coming from this administration.


36 posted on 06/21/2012 4:27:12 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: fatboy

A friend of mine has been on DU with a troll account for years. They just think he is a disgruntled Hillary supporter and mad that oba ma beat her. He also has 3 other accounts that are well seasoned with well over 1000 posts that he lets others use.


37 posted on 06/21/2012 6:16:42 PM PDT by mojitojoe (American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

So, is it Barrack Hussein Nixon, or is it Richard Milhous Obama?


38 posted on 06/22/2012 4:04:14 AM PDT by dirtbiker (Obama: America's first Affirmative Action president.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
the House GOP hates Obama with the heat of 1000 white hot suns.
Okay not to get technical - but I will anyway :-)

First, that should be '1,000 Stars', or 1,000 'Sols' but not '1,000 suns' (only our star is called 'Sun'.)
Second, 'white hot' has no real meaning, there's no temperature on any scale for 'white hot'. Not Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin. However, even tough 'our Sun' appears to be Orange (at sunset) or Yellow during the daytime, it's color really is 'White', it's a 'White Star'. But that doesn't mean it's 'white hot'.
That being said, the white star we call our 'Sun' never gets anywhere what would be considered - figuratively speaking - as 'white hot'. [Or as Al Gore incorrectly said, "Nine Gazillion Degrees!" (he really needs to stay away from that science stuff) ]

Ergo DUmmie, you're nothing but a flibbertigibbet.
..................................

39 posted on 06/22/2012 6:03:42 AM PDT by Condor51 (Never mess with an old man. He won't fight you he'll just kill you.)
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To: Maceman

“Liberal Double Think in action: On the one hand we’re fascists who want to control everybody and everything, and on the other hand we believe in no government at all.

Only someone as confused as a liberal could believe both things at once. Amazing.”

Or celebrating Obama’s declaration of Executive privalege while saying it was Bush’s program. They don’t even see that if it was Bush’s fault that executive privelage protects Bush!


40 posted on 06/22/2012 8:44:11 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Rachel Maddow, as usual, hits it out of the park on the loony Fast and Furious conspiracy theories, and the Darrell Issa witch hunt.”

A short while ago on the Brian Sussman show a caller called in touting MadCow’s talking points. I just knew that caller was a DUmmie. Now, knowing she only has the one viewer, you have confirmed my suspicioun.


41 posted on 06/22/2012 8:50:54 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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