Posted on 06/24/2012 4:06:12 PM PDT by John Semmens
President Obama demanded that his presumptive Republican challenger, Governor Mitt Romney, “put aside his criticisms of me until the issue of who is to be the next president is decided by the voters.”
“I would point out that we have one president at a time and one administration at a time, and I think that for the sake of the country Mr. Romney should forebear making any statements that might be construed in a negative fashion by this country’s enemies,” the President said. “The implication that there might not be 100% support for the Administration’s policies gives those who wish us ill an opening they could use to undermine the people’s confidence in their government.”
President Obama pointed out that “there are many secrets of which Mr. Romney is unaware. Consequently, a lot of what he has to say can only be ignorant twaddle. By persisting in his efforts to assail my record he risks not only making himself look foolish, but endangers the well-being of every man, woman, and child in America.”
“The important thing is that voters should remember that I’m on the job 24 hours a day, everyday, working for their benefit,” Obama argued. “It was my decision to kill Osama bin-Laden. I meet weekly with my advisers to determine whether anyone else needs to be killed to protect this country. Mr. Romney has never had to make such weighty decisions. Whether he even could make them is something voters may want to ponder.”
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http://azconservative.org/2012/06/23/press-secretary-parries-questions-on-fast-furious-scandal/
And, Mitt Romney demands that conservatives/very conservatives stop criticizing Mitt.
Whose the as$hate who opened the “Office of the President Elect”?
“The important thing is that voters should remember that I’m on the job 24 hours a day, everyday, working for their benefit,”
Wow... when does this man sleep? Or play golf, or eat a dog, or walk the door, or vacation??
Hey Obama, why not take a nice.. long. PERMANENT vacation. You can leave now. Plugs can cover for ya.
Then he sat down on the curb and pooped his pants.
Obama is truly a whacko.
Ding Ding Ding
I think you should check the source of the article...
If the usurper wants people to quit criticizing him, he should resign and confess his treason!
I realize this article is strictly satire, but it wouldn’t surprise me if Obama really did make a statement like this sometime between now and November.
Obama, if you weren’t a worthless, Marxist POS who despises American values, we might not loathe you as much as we do. Where was YOUR respect when W. was President? You don’t like it now that everyone who has half a brain knows that you are one more colossal socialist Failure. Bob
oh geez poor thing, sarc!
You’re getting funnier and funnier each time. Thanks for the laugh of the day.
0bama is making your job easier and easier.
I wonder if he will get one made in November that says “ The Office of the Preident Un elect”?
“...President Obama pointed out that “there are many secrets of which Mr. Romney is unaware....”
Sure there are many secrets Usurper in Chief. Many of them involve your past. THings like where you were born, your college transcripts, writings, associations. Your TRUE SS#, not the one(s) you stole and called your own. Things like that Mr. UiC.
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