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Olympic Medal Winners Hear from President Obama
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 Aug 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/05/2012 9:46:53 AM PDT by John Semmens

President Obama has been calling Olympic medal winners to congratulate them on their victories. However, some have found the calls “somewhat disconcerting.”

A gold medal-winning athlete who asked that his name be withheld for fear of retribution said he has “mixed feelings about it. On the one hand, it’s flattering to be called by the President. I mean, with all he’s got on his plate, the idea that he’s got time to talk to me is something special.”

“On the other hand, I found his insistence that ‘you didn’t win that’ a bit unnerving,” the athlete admitted. “I know I’ve had a lot of help along the way. I never thought I was in it all by myself. But everyone competing has had help—even the ones that lose. I relish the opportunity I’ve had, but in the end I still had to outrace my competitors. Surely, I merit some credit for rising above that competition.”

Press Secretary Jay Carney defended the President’s message saying “if he had his way everyone would get medals. The victory really belongs to all of humanity. Every champion is the product of every influence that exists or ever existed. His own contribution is vanishingly small in the grand scheme of things. So, basically, the President is right. The ones getting the medals didn’t really win them. Somebody else made that happen.”

In related news, in a campaign speech in Ohio, President Obama hammered Mitt Romney’s tax plan saying that it unfairly “leaves too large a share of the nation’s wealth in the hands of those who created it” and contrasted it with his plan that “carves up the ‘pie’ more fairly because it’s based on need, not greed.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2012/08/03/dems-move-to-block-military-vote/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Sports
KEYWORDS: equality; merit; obama; satire

1 posted on 08/05/2012 9:47:01 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“it’s flattering to be called by the President. I mean, with all he’s got on his plate”

I needed a good laugh this morning!


2 posted on 08/05/2012 9:51:38 AM PDT by Mister Anderson (Give them nothing, but take from them everything!)
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To: Mister Anderson

He interrupted a golf game to call.


3 posted on 08/05/2012 9:58:05 AM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: John Semmens

Of all the time of history, these great Olympic winners have to be congratulated by the worst president in the history of our nation.


4 posted on 08/05/2012 10:02:25 AM PDT by fish hawk (Religion: Man's attempt to gain salvation or the approbation of God by his own works)
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To: John Semmens
Olympic Medal Winners Hear from President Obama

I'll bet they did! Should we pray for them?!?

Surprise over Olymipic medal awards tax

5 posted on 08/05/2012 10:28:52 AM PDT by Caipirabob (I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
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To: John Semmens

Obama is right. My tax money went towards building the swimming facilities where the athletes trained. I demand a piece of every gold medal. (snicker) Another good one John.


6 posted on 08/05/2012 10:36:25 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: driftless2

Out of the park, John!


7 posted on 08/05/2012 11:59:54 AM PDT by Shimmer1 (government health officials seem to have the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.)
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To: John Semmens

I guess it’s a good thing I’m not a medal winning olympian.


8 posted on 08/05/2012 12:03:43 PM PDT by bgill
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To: John Semmens
Bttt.

5.56mm

9 posted on 08/05/2012 12:06:57 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: John Semmens

“You didn’t win that on your own!”


10 posted on 08/05/2012 1:17:32 PM PDT by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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To: Caipirabob

on this tax the Olympic gold medals...I don’t think the athletes should be taxed on their hard won medals. I did not know $$$$ went along with it, however.
When it comes to the actual $$$$ I do think they should pay income tax on that as additional income the same as the pro golfers do or anyone who wins a lottery or awards on game shows. But not on the medals....Otherwise the next thing we can expect is all our military personnel who have been awarded ( as opposed to won) medals of distinction or for heroic actions will be taxed on their Purple Hearts or Bronze Stars or Legion of Merit awards or perish the thought, the MOH!


11 posted on 08/05/2012 1:25:16 PM PDT by celtic gal
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To: John Semmens

tee hee


12 posted on 08/05/2012 1:47:59 PM PDT by cubreporter
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To: John Semmens
I mean, with all he’s got on his plate, the idea that he’s got time to talk to me is something special.”

Then there is a mobile phone in "Golf Cart One"?

13 posted on 08/05/2012 3:34:45 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Obamaid has to go.)
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To: John Semmens
I mean, with all he’s got on his plate, the idea that he’s got time to talk to me is something special.”

Then there is a mobile phone in "Golf Cart One"?

14 posted on 08/05/2012 3:35:16 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Obamaid has to go.)
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To: John Semmens

You had me going until the press sec’s comment!


15 posted on 08/05/2012 3:40:37 PM PDT by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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