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Posted on 08/12/2012 10:23:29 AM PDT by John Semmens
Speaking at the University of Sciences in Philadelphia, First Lady Michelle Obama urged the audience to “rouse your lazy friends to campaign for President Barack Obama’s reelection.”
Though the prospect of inspiring the lazy to take action might seem daunting, Michelle reminded the audience of its importance. “Surely, even the most dedicated sloths can see that reelecting my husband is their best chance for protecting their way of life,” Michelle contended. “It’s not as if we’re really asking that much. The effort required is minimal and of short duration. A small investment of time over the next three months could help prevent the years of wage-slavery that Republicans will impose on them if they win in November.”
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good luck with that Michelle - you’re the ones who picked this lazy bunch to hang your hats with.
yeah right...bge sure to use key words like SLAVE-wagery that you want to be blamed on the Republicans. Aren’t ya tired of singing that same old song????? I know we all are.
Also, stand there begging for people to come out and vote and oh yeah.... be sure to remind them that they have LAZY FRIENDS.
This is despicable and hope the people she is speaking to wiil realize she thinks they are only only lazy but dumb as a box of rocks as well.
This is a total, laughable joke. Whine, whine, whine.
it’s satire
LOL...good one! Let’s hope that the lazy are too lazy to go vote for their enablers on the Democrat side of the ballot.
Take your time.
Welfare freeloading. Love it. Live it. Oboma will give it.
"All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”
Sounds racist to me.
Please vote for my Marxist husband who never legitimately graduated from college, is not a natural-born citizen, and knows absolutely NOTHING about economics, but is in fact a sock puppet whose as$ is manipulated by the hand of Soros and other like-minded communist F#CKheads who should be exterminated.
Thanks in advance,
Wookie.
, Yo Michelle,you’re boy is THE laziest b!tch, start with him!
Another good one John.
Well, so far she’s lost the lazy and knucklehead vote . . .
Hey Moochie, they’ll get off their behinds when you send the bus to pick them up to vote.
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ROFLMAO! Thanks, John!
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