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DUmmie FUnnies 08-16-12 (Quirkules Unchained! DUmmies abidin' with Biden!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 16, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/16/2012 1:37:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

"Come back here, Ryan! I'm not done with you yet! So you won the first
four games. Best five out of nine! I dare ya! Come on, I'm just warming up!"

To a guy in a wheelchair: "Stand up, Chuck! Let 'em see ya! . . . Oh, God love ya, what am I talking about?" To a largely black audience: "They're gonna put y'all back in chains!" While in Virginia: "With you we can win North Carolina again!" While in the 21st century: "Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?"

Welcome to Rogaine and Biden's Gaffe-In! It's been one gaffe after another with this guy. And just in the last week, since Paul Ryan was introduced as Romney's VP choice, Hardscrabble Joe has gone into high gear. He's gone from comic relief to complete embarrassment. And this is the buffoon who will have to face the sharp-as-a-tack Ryan in a debate.

So there's been talk lately--mounting--about REPLACING Uncle Joe on the ticket. But that would present a Joe-Barry Peril: It would make Obie look like he's hitting the panic button. So the Democrats are caught between Barack and a Hardscrabble place.

Not among the DUmmies, though! No, they are ALL IN for Screwloose from Scranton! They're abidin' with Biden! In fact, they want to see . . . QUIRKULES UNCHAINED! Witness this THREAD, "Check in if you LOVE Joe Biden."

By the way, we here at DUmmie FUnnies JOIN the DUmmies in not wanting Slo-Jo thrown under the bus. Recall that back in 2007, 2008. in the Democrat primaries, Plugs Biden was our official DUmmie FUnnies ENDORSEE. We KNEW that Crazy Joe would be COMEDY GOLD!

So let us now enter the only place stranger than Joe Biden's brain, namely, the wacky confines of DUmmieland, where the comments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspendent, Charles Henrickson--wondering if this latest loquaciousness is the fulfillment of Slo-Jo's promise from last year Labor Day, "I am about to be let loose!"--is in the [brackets]:

Check in if you LOVE Joe Biden...

[YES! We here at DUmmie FUnnies LOVE Joe Biden! He is a GIFT! And we love what he'll do for the ticket in November!]

I used to think it was stupid when people said of a candidate, "He's the kind of guy you'd like to have a beer with" as though that was somehow an important part of governance. But just let me say that having a beer with Joe Biden is officially on my bucket list. I love the guy. And, Joe, I'm buying!

[DUmmie Jeff in Milwaukee wants to have a bucket full of beer with Uncle Joe! Hardscrabble all the way! Now, Milwaukee . . . that's in North Carolina, isn't it?]

Biden would be a great guy to know.

[If you're a psychologist.]

Just ask those people who rode the Amtrak to work with him for decades. . . . He's the working-man's real deal.

[He's the rail deal! By the way, how many working-men can afford that Wilmington-Washington train fare for decades?]

I could see him as president one day.

[OK, one day, but that's it.]

Haven't had a beer with him, but have been to a ballgame with him.

[That must have been the time when he got hit in the head with the foul ball.]

Would love to sit down and have a beer with both Obama and Biden.

[Beer Summit 2.0. Quaff . . . gaffe . . . quaff . . . gaffe . . . quaff . . .]

love Joe. he is a BFD.

[He is a Big Flubbing Deal.]

Biden is going to tear Ryan to shreds in the debate. . . .

[Pause here for gales of laughter . . . Still laughing . . . On the floor now . . . Rolling . . . My ass has come off now . . . OK, that's better. Please continue . . .]

I thought he was HOT back in the early 1970s. Now I just love him for himself.

[Where's it written he cannot be hot now in the 20th century?]

I still think he's hot.

[How hot is he? He's so hot, Sandra Fluke would pay for her own contraceptives.]

Talk about eye candy!

["Yum! I could just eat him up!" --benburch]

Some of us refer to him as the "Silver Fox". That is one good looking man!

[It's the hair plugs, I think. They look so natural.]

Have loved him since he ran for President the first time.

[Back in, what, the 1870s?]

Checking in! Love Joe! Always have. Always will! K&R!!!!!

[Checking in! Love Joe! R&R!!!!!]

What's not to love about a fundamentally honest and generous person?

[Mr. Generosity there gave a whopping 1.5% of his income in charitable donations last year. But that's up from the 0.3% he gave in 2007.]

If both Joe and Hilary decide to run in the 2016 primaries, I shall be sorely taxed to choose between them.

[If either Joe or Hillary wins in 2016, one thing's for certain: You shall be sorely taxed.]

He just has a way about him. He often has what the Media calls Gaffe when he says what he thinks. That makes him relatable.

[Joe has the gift of gaffe.]

Don't ever let them shut you up, Joe!

[Yes, PUH-LEEZE! TURN JOE LOOSE! TURN JOE LOOSE! TURN JOE LOOSE!]

Talking about shackles... debt is a shackle, it really is. Everyone needs financial freedom.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Joe is our secret weapon.

[He's a Human Gaffling Gun!]

he is pretty much Superman as well.

[I think of him more as Mighty Mouth.]

I'm chained to Joe Biden and Barack Obama! and lovin' every minute of it!

[Calm down, ben!]

I hate to break it to you all but, I don't think that Joe drinks beer or any other alcoholic beverages.

[Joe doesn't NEED the silly sauce! He's just that way on his own!]

Fine. I'll buy him a beer and then drink it myself.

[Is that you, Will Pitt?]

Amtrak Joe

[I'm going off the rails on a crazy train. I'm going off the rails on a crazy train. Let's go!]

he's gold.

[He's COMEDY gold!]

I want to have a water fight with him.

[That will be AFTER the mud wrestling, ben.]

Joe "The Hammer" Biden. . . .



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; joebiden; joebs

1 posted on 08/16/2012 1:37:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10


2 posted on 08/16/2012 1:40:06 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 08/16/2012 1:42:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rogaine and Biden's Gaffe-In.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Joe must be using Charlie Sheen.


4 posted on 08/16/2012 1:43:24 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

No end of comic relief.


5 posted on 08/16/2012 1:46:53 PM PDT by sauropod (Only two of God's creatures can employ the term "we": newspaper editors and men with tapeworms-Hayes)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Great graphic Charles!


6 posted on 08/16/2012 1:49:49 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

In by 10!


7 posted on 08/16/2012 1:52:08 PM PDT by Spirit of Liberty (If you build it, Obama wants credit!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He just has a way about him. He often has what the Media calls Gaffe when he says what he thinks. That makes him relatable.

...blink...blink...
8 posted on 08/16/2012 1:58:56 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: rockrr; Roscoe Karns; All
Great graphic Charles!

A tip o' the hat to our own Roscoe Karns for the artwork!

9 posted on 08/16/2012 2:00:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Quirkules Unchained!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Talking about shackles... debt is a shackle, it really is. Everyone needs financial freedom.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Charles, I think you miss the point. The DU want the goverment to simply repudiate all debt, private and public. That way the government and individuals can borrow all they want (or should I day "need") without having to worry about ever paying it back. Yes. Yes. There are people who think this way without the least reflection on the inherent contradiction and injustice. They are known as "stupid". BTW, I read somewhere that there is a strong correlation between debt and unhappiness. Why is that?

10 posted on 08/16/2012 2:01:11 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Joe is the best VP in the 20th century


11 posted on 08/16/2012 2:03:39 PM PDT by woofie (It takes three villages and a forest of woodland creatures to raise a child in Obamaville)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Charles, I think you miss the point. The DU want the goverment to simply repudiate all debt, private and public.

Oh, I know what the DUmmie MEANT. I just wanted to turn it around on them.

12 posted on 08/16/2012 2:04:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Quirkules Unchained!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I hate to defend “Plugs” Biden, but the comment about winning North Carolina back could have been understandable confusion. I would bet he was driven to Danville from the airport in Greensboro.


13 posted on 08/16/2012 2:10:39 PM PDT by wolfpat (Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always a child. -- Cicero)
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To: wolfpat
I hate to defend “Plugs” Biden, but the comment about winning North Carolina back could have been understandable confusion.

I know. But given his history of gaffes, it adds to the laffs!

Win one for the Gaffer!

14 posted on 08/16/2012 2:16:39 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Quirkules Unchained!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Joe really needs to set his chickens free.


15 posted on 08/16/2012 2:19:08 PM PDT by Noumenon (Obama 2012: Zimbabwe without the airfare)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[He's the rail deal! By the way, how many working-men can afford that Wilmington-Washington train fare for decades?]

Hundreds of dollars a week at least. "The little guy" ain't paying that.

16 posted on 08/16/2012 2:25:11 PM PDT by denydenydeny (Admiration of absolute government is proportionate to the contempt one has for others.-Tocqueville)
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To: Charles Henrickson

17 posted on 08/16/2012 2:28:27 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He just has a way about him. He often has what the Media calls Gaffe when he says what he thinks. That makes him relatable

More like certifiable...

18 posted on 08/16/2012 3:33:52 PM PDT by mikrofon (VP-debatable)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm chained to Joe Biden and Barack Obama! and lovin' every minute of it!

DU == Chain of Fools

19 posted on 08/16/2012 3:37:05 PM PDT by mikrofon (Hoops & Chains)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I was holding my breath today hoping that the Bamster would NOT DUmp Joe as some have speculated. BTW, a BRILLIANT move on the part of Sarah Palin for suggesting that Obama DUmp Joe for Hillary. By making that suggestion she effectively closed the door on Obama actually going through with it because his pride won’t allow him to appear to take advice from Palin.


20 posted on 08/16/2012 3:44:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

My thought too. She’s a very clever person and knows how to play the opposition.


21 posted on 08/16/2012 4:03:47 PM PDT by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Biden is going to tear Ryan to shreds in the debate. . . .

It's gonna take me a few hours to recover from that one. :-D That HAD to be a Lousy Freeper Troll, just stirrin' the puddin'.

22 posted on 08/16/2012 4:54:32 PM PDT by Purrcival (Herman Cain 2012 (*sigh*))
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To: mikrofon

Yep..sounds like they have dumped Howard “The Scream” Dean and proposed marriage to Joe.


23 posted on 08/16/2012 4:59:19 PM PDT by berdie
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To: Charles Henrickson
That must have been the time when he got hit in the head with the foul ball.

The time? Singular?

24 posted on 08/16/2012 5:13:39 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: wolfpat

I hate to defend “Plugs” Biden, but the comment about winning North Carolina back could have been understandable confusion. I would bet he was driven to Danville from the airport in Greensboro.


The liberals have a long history of not knowing where the heck they are. I think Kerry flubbed the name of a stadium. Obama thinks he’s been to most of “the 57 States.”


25 posted on 08/16/2012 5:49:23 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

26 posted on 08/16/2012 6:04:31 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

The stupid never ends at DU. If there was a person to cure stupid, he would be a multi billionaire within one year.


27 posted on 08/16/2012 7:36:17 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (RINO season is open. No limit. Make them extinct.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Biden would be a great guy to know.

Do you mean in the Biblical sense, Ben Burch?

28 posted on 08/16/2012 9:26:56 PM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (It's 3 AM. Let me sleep on it. I'll get back to you in 16 hours.)
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To: PJ-Comix
a BRILLIANT move on the part of Sarah Palin for suggesting that Obama DUmp Joe for Hillary.<<<

OHHH Jeeez!..you've just invited every misogynist and non-conservative on this board to pounce on you!....Shes so dumb you know!.........*W*.... if they start their post with...."I love Sarah Palin...but"..(or some such phrase)....Go back and check their past posts!...They fall into the categories mentioned above...Guaranteed!

29 posted on 08/16/2012 9:58:26 PM PDT by M-cubed
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To: Charles Henrickson
Just ask those people who rode the Amtrak to work with him for decades.
I'd bet that after the first six months he had that car all to himself!


30 posted on 08/17/2012 5:18:50 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[Yes, PUH-LEEZE! TURN JOE LOOSE! TURN JOE LOOSE! TURN JOE LOOSE!]

Free Slow Joe!
(and, maybe mumia?)


31 posted on 08/17/2012 5:24:36 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If both Joe and Hilary decide to run in the 2016 primaries, I shall be sorely taxed to choose between them.

[If either Joe or Hillary wins in 2016, one thing’s for certain: You shall be sorely taxed.]


QFT


32 posted on 08/17/2012 5:57:58 AM PDT by Personal Responsibility (Behind enemy lines in the city where it's illegal to buy a Big Gulp)
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To: Charles Henrickson

These people truly are delusional! It is a catastrophe that their votes count the same as other sane people.


33 posted on 08/17/2012 6:04:20 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

That was a true political master stroke on Gov. Palin’s part.

She should continue to give the O’Bambi campaign good advice, just so they won’t be able to put it in motion, LOL!

Can’t be seen following the advice of a [horripilations] Christian [ew ew ew ew ew] WOMAN!!!


34 posted on 08/17/2012 10:01:46 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Charles Henrickson
"He just has a way about him. He often has what the Media calls Gaffe when he says what he thinks. That makes him relatable.">

It's funny, but when Bush did that, you all called him an idiot, a dunce, the biggest moron ever to set foot in the Oval Office. Biden does it, and he's relatable. Double standards.

35 posted on 08/19/2012 10:42:58 AM PDT by Pinkbell
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