Posted on 08/27/2012 9:38:52 AM PDT by John Semmens
Employees of the City of Chicago are being given the opportunity to voluntarily sign up for a new “wellness” program. Those who don’t sign up will be assessed a $600/year penalty—a protocol remarkably similar to the “tax” levied by the IRS on those who fail to purchase insurance under Obamacare.
Mayor Rahm Emanuel praised the program saying “it will change lives. Left on their own, too many people degenerate into massive blobs of flab. It is our job to see that this doesn’t happen.”
The program will require employees to go through a physical and mental health assessment, comply with mandatory annual check-ups and immunizations, and participate in a prescribed exercise regimen.
Emanuel characterized the program as “a first step. Ideally, everyone, not just City employees, should participate. This will give us an opportunity to pilot test a new, healthier lifestyle for all.”
The program’s resemblance to military boot camp is not coincidental. “Those opposed to good health are deriding this program as some sort of ‘boot camp,’” Emanuel said. “I say so what? In the Army, out-of-shape weaklings are turned into physically fit fighting machines. Recruits may chafe under the training, but is there any question they’re better off for it?”
Inasmuch as the death toll from shootings in Chicago exceeds that for US troops in AfghanistanmaybeCity residents should be trained for combat.
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mental health by whose standards do you pass?
fail and lose you 2nd Amendment rights, even if you then move to a more gun friendly state.
being ‘chipped’ is only a little bit away from here.
I was at the best shape of my life the 24 years in the military when we had 3 days of mandatory physical fitness. I know this is satire but everyone could use a bit more exercise in their lives. Some people are just lazy! A year after retirement I still exercise but it was so much better in the military.
Go ahead, eat yourself into sickness/chronic medical conditions but don't expect me to pay for your eating habits through higher insurance premiums etc.
Good one, John!
Good one, John!
Are they going to put them in chains if they don't get with the program?
Dammit; you totally sucker me in every time!
Dang, you definitely got me too!
The company you work for is probably self insured..they pay the claims(or premiums if not self insured) so in a sense they have the right to tell you you need to lose weight just as they have the right to drug test you and tell you what you need to wear at the office or how you wear your hair. Higher premiums due to obesity = less profit for the co you work for. Insurance co's charge companies a higher premium at renewal if they have a lot of claims.
Besides, many co's are doing these programs on the sly anyway. There are zero obese people at the co I work for..they just don't hire them...just as they don't hire older people either.
BTW Don't like these programs? Quit and start your own company.
OK, sounds good to me as long as they also plan on charging fags fines as they run up health costs across the nation by engaging in unnatural and dangerous practices.
Good one John.
Oh, yeah, I wonder how long the “optional” part will last before it is mandatory? Coming next for city employees: under skin GPS locators. It’s for their own good, right?
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