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DUmmie FUnnies 08-29-12 (DUmmies not too keen on Ann Romney's speech)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 29, 2012 | DUmmie Aviation Pro, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/29/2012 4:11:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

By all accounts, Ann Romney gave a terrific speech last night. Well, maybe not by ALL accounts. It did not go over too well in DUmmieland. While Ann was speaking about love, the feeling was not exactly mutual. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie Aviation Pro, the elegantly titled "F*** Off...." Of course, the original has the letters instead of the asterisks. In fact, you may want to track the number of asterisks in this DUFU. It may set a record.

So let us monitor the DUmmie F*** Off Focus Group, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if Butch Maddow and MSDNC will continue their racist policy of not showing minority Republican speakers, is in the [brackets]:

F*** Off....

[DUmmie Aviation Pro, to whom are you addressing this request? Please tell us.]

...Horsey Wife™

["Horsey Wife"--now who could that be? Sarah Jessica Parker? No, I know! You are referring to Ann Romney, who happens to own a horse! Oh, that's so clever!]

you have a fake f***ing marriage that is unknown to 99.999998% of the married couples who struggle on a daily basis to make ends meet and to raise their children under circumstances that literally tear them down and often tear them apart.

[Apparently Ann is part of the 0.000002% who have never had any struggles. I guess helping your husband as he works his way up, raising a bunch of kids, getting MS and breast cancer--those don't count as real struggles to DUmmie Aviation Pro.]

You are a f***ing byproduct of being in the right place at the right f***ing time to latch on to 'catch' like Lurch the F***ing Stiff™ and nothing more as the unrelatable, 'kept' wifey that you are.

[Not only is Ann Romney "Horsey Wife," she is also "Kept Wifey." How about "Corporation Wife"? You want to throw that in there too, like Juan Williams did? Now remind me: Which party is it that has the War on Women?]

As for the Sons of Cowardice™ screaming on a rainy night, try finding an emergency room at three-o-f***ing-clock in the f***ing morning because your son is running a fever of 105° and you're scared to f***ing death that he might go into shock on the 30 mile drive to the hospital as you try and calm his hysterical sister at the same time.

[I think we are now up to eight (8) "F" words in these first couple sentences.]

YOU PEOPLE F***ING DISGUST ME WITH YOUR LIES AND FALSEHOODS, YOU F***ING WALKING WAD OF USED SH*T PAPER

[I take it you didn't like the speech.]

After the President buries your f***ing Stiff I suggest you roll up your f***ing extended brood and sail off to whatever island rock you choose to buy where you can live out your f***ing life eating f***ing cake.

[This from a guy who undoubtedly supported Thurston Kerry III and Lovey in 2004.]

Go f*** yourself, you f***ing asshat. Oh, wait, you did last night.

[Sixteen "F" words and one "Sh*t" in six sentences. You get the gold medal in the F***athlon, Aviation Pro. You should be proud of yourself. Now let's hear from your colleagues . . .]

A worthy rant!

[We are not worthy!]

Hear Hear!!

[Hear the "F" words!]

Wow.

[Unlike Ann Romney, Aviation Pro is getting rave reviews!]

F***in' A!

[Listen, DUmmie Lint Head, you CANNOT keep up with Aviation Pro in the profanity department! He is a Profanation Pro!]

I think you have been unforgivably polite.

[Needs more "F" words!]

BraVO!!! There should be a "standing ovation" emoticon.

[The plaudits keep pouring in!]

An outstanding DU moment!

[It was DUmmie Discourse at its finest! (DUmmie Diss-curse?)]

This is a deservedly, proper reaction to the shite in the big fat MF, goprick, club for LIARS.

[DUmmie Cha approves this message.]

REALLY? THIS thread is a great DU moment and worthy of being recommended?

[DUmmie renie408, you sound like you have some doubts. Do go on . . .]

Cause, personally, it looks to me like something a sixth grader would write.

[Oh, please, you give Aviation Pro too much credit! Maybe a sixth-grader with Tourette's Syndrome, I suppose, but. . . .]

Maybe I am just not cool enough or something, but the ability to say the word F*** repeatedly with zero actual content doesn't exactly highlight our superiority over our opponents. . . . THIS crap is just fine? Yeah, I know this makes me proud to be a member here.

[DUmmie renie408, I hereby award you today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity™. Congratulations! And prepare for tombstoning.]

I'm with you. This rant will probably be all over FR as an example of "hate speech from the Left."

[DUmmie oldhippie, I perceive that you are a prophet.]

And who really cares what those f***ing @sswipes think? Not me.

[We gather that, Bloviation Pro.]

You seem angry.

[Democratic Understatement.]

there's something about Ann's face that repulses me.

[She's a Repulsican.]

She is pathetic and cruel.

[Irony Alert!]

F*** off.

[DUmmie TheDonkey joins in the FUn and gives Ann what for!]

Love it.

[Love the hate! Love the War on Republican Women! Just love it!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2012rncconvention; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies
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This one's for you, DUmmie Aviation Pro!

1 posted on 08/29/2012 4:12:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 08/29/2012 4:15:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Feel the love!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Bump


3 posted on 08/29/2012 4:17:38 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Romney/Ryan 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Simplify it: “DUmmies not too keen”

;-)


4 posted on 08/29/2012 4:20:37 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: rockrr

“you have a fake f***ing marriage that is unknown to 99.999998% of the married couples who struggle on a daily basis to make ends meet and to raise their children under circumstances that literally tear them down and often tear them apart.”

Are they referring to Teresa Heinz sKerry?!


5 posted on 08/29/2012 4:22:05 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I love how one of them perceived that thread would be DUFUed.


6 posted on 08/29/2012 4:23:45 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson
to latch on to 'catch' like Lurch the F***ing Stiff™

'Talking about John F'n Kerry & Tahrayza here?

7 posted on 08/29/2012 4:27:44 PM PDT by mikrofon (DUFU Bump)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lurch reference ? Sorry dummies there is only one Lurch in politics and it is your previous loser pres candidate J F’n Kerry (you know, the tax cheat who allegedly was in Vietnam, picking rice out of his ass)


8 posted on 08/29/2012 4:27:57 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (Fight organized crime. Vote out all incumbent Democrats!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Here’s to all the DUmmies getting on an aircraft piloted by DUmmie Aviation Pro in one of his moods!


9 posted on 08/29/2012 4:29:03 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I hope Romney wins because if I have to look at Obama’s beard for a couple more years I’m going to lose it!


10 posted on 08/29/2012 4:29:49 PM PDT by erod (This Chicagoan will crawl over broken glass to vote the fake Chicagoan Obama out!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Can’t you just feel the compassion, caring and love?


11 posted on 08/29/2012 4:29:54 PM PDT by MtnClimber (I did not vote for Zero. Someone else did that.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
As for the Sons of Cowardice™ screaming on a rainy night

The DNC entertainers will be NEXT week...

12 posted on 08/29/2012 4:31:28 PM PDT by mikrofon (Conventional "wisdom")
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

13 posted on 08/29/2012 4:31:58 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You are a f***ing byproduct of being in the right place at the right f***ing time to latch on to 'catch' like Lurch the F***ing Stiff™ and nothing more as the unrelatable, 'kept' wifey that you are.

Gentlemen, look no further. We have indeed filled that final seat at the local Algonquin round table.

14 posted on 08/29/2012 4:32:49 PM PDT by TheBigB (Chris Matthews would scream racism at a bowl of Cheerios.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If they loose it this much after Ann Romeys’s speech, I can’t wait to see what happens if/when Romney wins.


15 posted on 08/29/2012 4:36:55 PM PDT by matt04
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To: Charles Henrickson
F***in' A!

F***in' Aviation Pro!

16 posted on 08/29/2012 4:38:26 PM PDT by mikrofon (Pro Foulmouth)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Mrs. Romney was right on target. hahahaha

We even have a few of those assclowns posting here.


17 posted on 08/29/2012 4:40:29 PM PDT by 1035rep (Obama: "I killed Bin Laden" ...you didn't do that. Somebody else made that happen.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL, if the dummies get this wound up over the future President’s wife, imagine how they’ll come unglued over Ryan’s speech tonight!

The f-bombs will be firing so rapidly that it’ll sound just like their inflatable candidate’s campaign as it deflates - FFFFfffffffff.....


18 posted on 08/29/2012 4:40:29 PM PDT by meyer (It's 1860 all over again - the taxpayer is the new "N" word)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[DUmmie renie408, I hereby award you today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity™. Congratulations! And prepare for tombstoning.]


19 posted on 08/29/2012 4:41:08 PM PDT by LUV W (My heroes wear camos)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[This from a guy who undoubtedly supported Thurston Kerry III and Lovey in 2004.]

LOL!

20 posted on 08/29/2012 4:42:38 PM PDT by sauropod (Only two of God's creatures can employ the term "we": newspaper editors and men with tapeworms-Hayes)
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