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Someone Needs To Literally Give Joe Biden A Thesaurus
The Looking Spoon ^ | 9-7-12 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 09/07/2012 9:42:00 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon

He LITERALLY used that word 10 times in his DNC speech. I'm not sure any instance was even a proper use of the word.

Here's an example of "literally" used correctly...

Not only was the substance of Joe Biden's speech terrible, it's hard to say that it couldn't have been delivered any worse than it was.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: joebiden; literally; vicepresident; worst

1 posted on 09/07/2012 9:42:07 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon
He LITERALLY used that word 10 times

Isn't that cute. Someone taught Joe a new word!

2 posted on 09/07/2012 9:45:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

“You LITERALLY cannot walk into 7-11” .........


3 posted on 09/07/2012 9:45:30 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: The Looking Spoon

A grin without a brain.


4 posted on 09/07/2012 9:45:49 AM PDT by csmusaret (I will give Obama credit for one thing- he is living proof that familiarity breeds contempt.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

It doesn’t matter, he is speaking to idiots.


5 posted on 09/07/2012 9:46:31 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Instead of a thesaurus, I’d say someone needs to give both of these bozos swirlies.


6 posted on 09/07/2012 9:47:09 AM PDT by LS ("Castles Made of Sand, Fall in the Sea . . . Eventually (Hendrix))
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To: Lazamataz

It’s Biden.

Is this idiot reading off a teleprompter too? Or are his own people afraid he’d knock it over and break it or have massive trouble, ON CAMERA, even Reading off it.


7 posted on 09/07/2012 9:50:28 AM PDT by To-Whose-Benefit? (It is Error alone which needs the support of Government. The Truth can stand by itself.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

His speech was still better than obama’s. Literally.


8 posted on 09/07/2012 9:51:18 AM PDT by ConservativeDude
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To: The Looking Spoon

Biden is the best VP ever. You couldn’t create a better comedic role in a movie.


9 posted on 09/07/2012 9:52:00 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: The Looking Spoon

Joe’s high school diploma is as valid as Obama’s birth certificate....


10 posted on 09/07/2012 9:52:22 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: The Looking Spoon

There is absolutely nothing anyone could give Biden that would help him be anything but an idiot.


11 posted on 09/07/2012 9:53:58 AM PDT by pallis
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To: pallis
I'm soooo lost!"...
12 posted on 09/07/2012 9:58:26 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: EEGator
Perceptive of you, and very true!

They wanted a vice President for Obama to not be a challenge to him. That is what they got!!!

13 posted on 09/07/2012 9:58:44 AM PDT by geologist (The only answer to the troubles of this life is Jesus. A decision we all must make.)
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To: pallis

Think: Brain Enema, if they ever find one!


14 posted on 09/07/2012 9:58:47 AM PDT by GOYAKLA (Recall/ Impeachment Day, November 6, 2012. FUBO, same for RINOs)
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To: The Looking Spoon
He needs to be handed this


15 posted on 09/07/2012 9:58:57 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: pallis

Paul Ryan is going to eat this idiot’s lunch!


16 posted on 09/07/2012 9:59:26 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: The Looking Spoon

(another) labotomy would be more useful.......


17 posted on 09/07/2012 9:59:51 AM PDT by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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To: The Looking Spoon
I'LL TELL you something folks....something even FUNNIER than THAT...

last night....Early in the am i think.....during fox's coverage of the dnc....... I heard Gretta van Pestern intone that, in her opinion, Joe Biden is A THINKER...

POUR L'AMOUR DE DIEU! Cant FOX hire a heavy hitter like Ann Coulter to take over the reins during historical coverage like this?...Greta is no heavy ANYthing. Lets give important assignments to beauteos sharpies like ANN or Laura Ingraham or Michelle Malkin....Roger needs to save the more shallow singsongers for every day....usage...
18 posted on 09/07/2012 10:02:00 AM PDT by jimsin (u)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Someone Needs To Literally Give Joe Biden A Thesaurus

He'll need someone to read it for him - hey! A jobs program!

19 posted on 09/07/2012 10:08:12 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ("Get that evil, foreign, muslim, usurping bastard out of MY White House!" FUBO GTFO!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I’m sure somebody else literally wrote his speech for him, but I doubt he gave any credit for it!

Mark


20 posted on 09/07/2012 10:12:57 AM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: jimsin

She meant STINKER, her face lift renders her mouth frozen.


21 posted on 09/07/2012 10:16:34 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (What Clint Said !!!)
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To: EEGator
Biden is the best VP ever. You couldn’t create a better comedic role in a movie.

I love Joe Bidenopolis. Glad he is on the ticket!!!!

22 posted on 09/07/2012 10:18:45 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: geologist

That they did. The only person worse is Hank Johnson, who thought Guam could tip over.


23 posted on 09/07/2012 10:18:51 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: The_Media_never_lie

Whenever I see Obama, I get pissed. Whenever I see Biden, I get a big old smile on my face.


24 posted on 09/07/2012 10:20:52 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: The Looking Spoon

I’d like to give Joe Biden an atomic wedgie but then he wouldn’t be able to talk.


25 posted on 09/07/2012 10:50:26 AM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (I wanna start a Seniors' Motor Scooter Gang. Wanna join?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

He also talked about “the enormity” of Obama’s heart. “Enormity” means outrageous, horrific, wicked, monstrous. As in “the enormity of the holocaust”. He’s an idiot.

NFP


26 posted on 09/07/2012 10:50:56 AM PDT by Notforprophet
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To: Notforprophet
He also talked about “the enormity” of Obama’s heart. “Enormity” means outrageous, horrific, wicked, monstrous. As in “the enormity of the holocaust”.

For once Biden was correct.

27 posted on 09/07/2012 10:59:23 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: EEGator
Biden is the best VP ever. You couldn’t create a better comedic role in a movie.

And, as a bonus, he provides complete protection for Obama. The Secret Service could have taken the last four years off and it wouldn't have mattered.

28 posted on 09/07/2012 11:17:51 AM PDT by Bob
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To: COUNTrecount
HHAHAHAAAHA well ya got me there C/r....... but riddle me this Riddler... Breathes there a red blooded American man alive who'd rather date greta than Annie?....or who wouldn't trade dinner and drinks with Annie... over almost any woman alive? Heh Heh Heh....
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29 posted on 09/07/2012 11:30:38 AM PDT by jimsin (u)
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To: Notforprophet

“He also talked about “the enormity” of Obama’s heart. “Enormity” means outrageous, horrific, wicked, monstrous. As in “the enormity of the holocaust”. He’s an idiot.”

It seems that, at least in that usage, he was actually correct.


30 posted on 09/07/2012 11:41:56 AM PDT by cld51860 (Oderint dum metuant)
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To: The Looking Spoon

“Stand up! Oh Jeez! I didn’t mean that literally.”


31 posted on 09/07/2012 11:43:22 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (Obama A man without an American mission.)
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To: EEGator

Gotta love ol’ Joe. Love to see him compared with Ryan. Definitely he is funnier.


32 posted on 09/07/2012 11:54:20 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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