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DUmmie FUnnies 09-07-12 (DUmmies watch "DNCing With The Charlottans")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 7, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/07/2012 12:50:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

What a week, what a week! The freak show of charlatans assembled at Charlotte. They were all there: Barney Frank, checking in with a leather belt around his neck (I'm series). Convention chair Tony Villaraigosa, miraculously struck with deafness in order to let "God" in the house. Sandra Fluke and the Dancing Vaginas. The Democrats' Warren Woman, the Faux Sqauw, with her Cherokee Cheekbones. A tribute to Ted Kennedy and a speech by Bill Clinton, both of whom waged their own personal War on Women. The Human Gaffe Machine, Slo-Jo Biden. And, of course, the stars of the show, the Huxtables of Pennsylvania Avenue, Michelle and Whatshisname.

The DUmmies LOVED it! They thought it was the greatest thing since sliced tofu! The election now is IN THE BAG!! Pop open those champagne corks! Freudenschade, baby! WHEEEEEE!!!!

Way too many threads to link to them all. But if you're really interested, you can go to the DUmmieland General Discussion Forum and go back to about Wednesday and work your way (dare I say it?) FORWARD!

So let us review the proceedings in Charlotte with the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, relieved that that evil Climate Change was not able to wash out Dear Reader's acceptance speech with a Perfect Rovian Storm, is in the [Barackets]:

At the kickoff of the Demcoratic Convention here Wednesday night, Democrats waded into contentious waters when they added the word "God" and support for Jerusalem as the capital of Israel into the party platform. Convention Chairman Antonio Villaraigosa tried to add the new sections via voice vote, but had to take the vote three times after nays appeared to match yeas. Eventually he declared a two-thirds majority for amending the platform, which was met with boos in the hall.

["All in favor of 'God'"? NO!!! "Huh, what'd you say?" NOOOO!!!!! "Maybe I didn't hear you right. We're voting on 'God,' people!" NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! "Um, that sounded like a two-thirds 'yes' to me. God, you can come back in now." BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!]

Look, I am an atheist x 100. . . . But this token language is meaningless.

["God" is meaningless, and we're just a bunch of hypocrites anyway, and we have to deceive people into thinking we're somewhat normal in order to get elected, so who cares?]

PO'd by the totally UNDEMOCRATIC BS way they put it back in. No reasonable person could say that they actually got a 2/3 vote to change it. They did it anyway, F the rules, F what the delegates think, F democracy at the DNC, we know best. BULL F'ing SH*T!

[Welcome to the Undemocratic Party!]

There's no need for god in the platform.

[Look, you've got abortion and gay marriage in your platform, so they kind of negate the "God" thing, don't they?]

My Heart! Sandra Fluke

[Heeere's Sandy! The Dancing Vaginas are ecstatic!]

STANDING O for Sandra. . . .

[Wow! She must be REALLY happy!]

Holy F***.

[That's one way of putting it.]

She should go into politics. She already has a great base!

[That's what ALL the boys say!]

Sandra Fluke's first elected office will be . . . . . ????

Secratary of compassion.

[Secretary of the Interior? Human Services?]

This is one hell of a warmup for ol' Bill. . . .

[As long as ol' Bill's got his ol' pill. And Sandy has hers. No wait, she won't need one.]

Elizabeth!

[Yes, I can tell by the cheekbones!]

I'm not sure how many girl crushes I can endure this week. She's f***in' awesome.

[Indian Love Call.]

She is KILLING!

[Lizzie Warren took an ax and gave the Thugsters forty whacks. . . .]

I'm sorry Elizabeth Warren's speech left me bored.

[How?]

I have to say the partisan-ness did turn me off.

[Ugh.]

BIG DAWG!!

[The Comeback Id is in the house!!! A Bridge to the Twentieth Century!!]

"Thank you! Thank you! Ain't Ah great? Ah feel your excitement! Thank you! No, really, you may be seated! Oh, what the heck, keep clapping if you want to! Yes, thank you! Thank YOU! Ah know, Ah know. . . .

"Now Ah think Ah know a little something about prosperity! Ah created all the jobs that exist, millions and millions of them--some jobs, right in the Oval Office! Ha! Thank you, thank you! No, on second thought, thank ME!! Don't y'all wish Ah was still President, instead of--well, don't y'all wish Ah was still President? Really! . . ."

veganism agrees with the Big Dawg

[I'm sure Mrs. Dawg fries up a mess o' greens every night for her hungry man.]

Look at Rahm all starry eyed.

[Ballerina Boy is starry eyed, Barney Frank is starry eyed. . . .]

Why is he so hoarse?

[He's been listening to himself speak all day. It takes a toll.]

Bill Clinton is ear-f***ing the sh*t out of this crowd.

[That's DUmmiespeak for "They like it."]

Can Obama top that Clinton speech tomorrow night?

[Hiya, cousin. . . . You say you're worried because the bloom is off Obamassiah's rose? You say the thrill is gone, and you wonder how all this speechifying will cover up four years of failure? And you're afraid Emperor Emptychair will be speaking to a stadium full of empty seats? Is that what's bothering you, bunkie? . . . WELL, LIFT UP YOUR HEAD AND LET A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA! They moved the speech indoors.]

Fasten your seatbelts, folks...here comes Joe.

[Pied Piper Pitt alerts the crowd. Wee Willie is buckled in, there in his Barcalounger in Boston.]

No offense . . . But me thinks Joe had a few before his speech.

[So did Pitt.]

Joe Biden drinking game!! Every time Joe Biden says "man" take a drink.

What about "let me break this down for you?"

"Look" . . . Take a shot!

woot! Ima be DRUNK!

[Joe the Bartender and a room full of Crazy DUggenheims.]

Joe is on Fire! "Conviction! Resolve! Barack Obama!"

[Concoction! Revise! Joe Biden!]

BO!

[I THOUGHT I smelled something! BTW, "BO"?? Prepare for tombstoning.]

Who's introducing Barry?

["Barry"?? You too, take a granite cookie.]

B.O.: No pressure, Mr. President. Phew. Scary. Whole nation watching?

[Invasion of the LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]

Here comes our President!

[Obamassiah appears! A grateful nation weeps in joyful adoration!]

Obama, Obama, Obama.

[Everyone, join in! Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama . . .]

BWahahaha!!! "Take two tax cuts, roll back some regulations, and call me in the morning!"

[Way to go, Barry! That's right, come out AGAINST tax cuts and government over-regulation! Keep doing that! PUH-LEEZE!! And are you sure you want to run on the auto bailout, in which you seized control of an auto manufacturer and turned it into Government Motors? At taxpayer expense? And if so, then how come you make no mention of your seizing control of the health insurance industry, thus raising premiums and raising taxes on the middle class through ObamaCare, aka the Affordable Tax Act? AFF-TAX! And while I'm at it, why no mention of your shovel-ready stimulus package? Or the fact that the debt clock just went over 16 trillion dollars? Why, Barry, why?? All you can sing is, "Give me just a little more time, and our jobs will surely grow. . . ."]

DNC Thursday Night Obama Acceptance Speech Pics

[A bonus! Head DUmmie Skinner and his Mini-Me, EarlG, were at the DNC all week. They posted pics.]

Here are the Dynamic DUo:

Here is Skinner watching Mr. Obama give his speech:

Here is EarlG watching Mr. Obama give his speech:

Hush, hush, sweet Charlotte! Charlotte, don't you wake up DUAC Earl!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: charlotte; dnc; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies
EarlG and Skinner do the Joe Biden Drinking Game. "Look. . . ."


1 posted on 09/07/2012 12:50:31 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

First? :-)


2 posted on 09/07/2012 12:52:28 PM PDT by wbill
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 09/07/2012 12:53:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DNCing With The Charlottans.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lots of folks doing the “walk of shame” out of Charolette this morning.


4 posted on 09/07/2012 12:56:32 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (CREDO QUIA ABSURDUM)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The Dummies are going apoplectic over the jobs numbers.


5 posted on 09/07/2012 1:00:43 PM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[That's DUmmiespeak for "They like it."]

LOL

6 posted on 09/07/2012 1:06:27 PM PDT by workerbee (June 28, 2012 -- 9/11 From Within)
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To: Charles Henrickson; bcsco; PJ-Comix

Top ten while loading my household for the move to Tejas!


7 posted on 09/07/2012 1:12:10 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If these dudes are straight I feel so bad for any woman that claims them as their “man”.

Wow what a pair of effeminate pansies.


8 posted on 09/07/2012 1:12:49 PM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: PittsburghAfterDark; PJ-Comix; franksolich; Ballygrl
If these dudes are straight. . . .

That's "DUdes."

I have heard that Skinner has reproduced himself. Whether a surrogate was needed, I do not know.

9 posted on 09/07/2012 1:15:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DNCing With The Charlottans.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

10


10 posted on 09/07/2012 1:19:50 PM PDT by Mercat (Hey, this guy sounds great! He should take over for the guy that didn’t do all this stuff)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Well, one thing is obvious...Skinner and EarlG's posts read like they are douchebags...

That's because they are.

11 posted on 09/07/2012 1:23:45 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Given their fixation with reproduction, I think that should be spelled “D&C” not “DNC”


12 posted on 09/07/2012 1:25:40 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Charles Henrickson

What drinks will be served after November and what substance will be added to those drinks?


13 posted on 09/07/2012 1:27:15 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Not very tolerant are they?


14 posted on 09/07/2012 1:32:01 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Who is the chick on the screen in back?


15 posted on 09/07/2012 1:36:38 PM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Mark

Does the name “Jim Jones” ring a bell?


16 posted on 09/07/2012 1:37:47 PM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: JRios1968

I didn’t know it was allowed to post d*ck pictures on here ;-)


17 posted on 09/07/2012 1:41:29 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Charles Henrickson
That guy on the right there has been able to keep the weight off I see.


18 posted on 09/07/2012 1:43:22 PM PDT by Paradox (I want Obama defeated. Period.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
PO'd by the totally UNDEMOCRATIC BS way they put it back in. No reasonable person could say that they actually got a 2/3 vote to change it. They did it anyway, F the rules, F what the delegates think, F democracy at the DNC, we know best. BULL F'ing SH*T!

[Welcome to the Undemocratic Party!]

Tell us how yo REALLY F'in think DUmmie!!

Fasten your seatbelts, folks...here comes Joe.

[Pied Piper Pitt alerts the crowd. Wee Willie is buckled in, there in his Barcalounger in Boston.]

Barry's impeachment insurance policy takes the stage, "Stand up Chuck". "Oh wait. Everybody stand up for Chuck".

Joe is on Fire! "Conviction! Resolve! Barack Obama!"

Well, kiss my keester. P!$$ be upon him and mad mo ham ed.

19 posted on 09/07/2012 1:53:59 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Psalm 14. 1. The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, . . .)
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To: Charles Henrickson; All
I just noticed something. If you leave out the " in front of the red to change color, the text turns green.
20 posted on 09/07/2012 1:59:57 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Psalm 14. 1. The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, . . .)
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My gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaydar pegged. Queer as steers.


21 posted on 09/07/2012 2:02:12 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Psalm 14. 1. The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, . . .)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey, look, we got more people here than we expected...

22 posted on 09/07/2012 2:03:30 PM PDT by Kenton (I love the smell of the Democrat flop sweat in the morning. it smells like... VICTORY!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Was the DNC this week?? Jeez, and I watched a more entertaining NFL game. (Darn, I knew I forgot something???) /s


23 posted on 09/07/2012 2:09:37 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
...for the move to Tejas!

WELCOME! Be sure to get registered to vote right away! "Luckily" you don't need ID to vote this time around.

24 posted on 09/07/2012 2:30:12 PM PDT by Stegall Tx (Living off your tax dollars can be kinda fun, but not terribly profitable.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Joe is on Fire!"

I still wouldn't urinate on him.

25 posted on 09/07/2012 2:30:35 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

You are moving to Texas? Great! Where?


26 posted on 09/07/2012 2:32:23 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Arrowhead1952
Wow. That's weird. You don't really have to have any quotes around the color when using font color=red to adjust colors. I think it's required when using hex codes font color="0xff0000" is red, I think.

But that sure doesn't explain why font color="red" produces red and font color=red" produces green.

27 posted on 09/07/2012 2:41:00 PM PDT by Stegall Tx (Living off your tax dollars can be kinda fun, but not terribly profitable.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

So where in Tejas?


28 posted on 09/07/2012 2:52:35 PM PDT by bcsco (Bourbon gets better with age...I age better with Bourbon.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I waded into the DUmp to check the reaction to the vote against God and Israel. Lots of DUmmies going apoplectic about both God and the way the voice of the rabble was ignored.


29 posted on 09/07/2012 4:03:37 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Where did you find that Freakshow graphic? Great artwork!


30 posted on 09/07/2012 4:40:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
Where did you find that Freakshow graphic? Great artwork!

I've seen it posted on several threads here on FR this week. This seems to be the source:

peoplescube.virtualestates.netdna-cdn.com/images/DNC_2012_Freakshow_Fluke.jpg

31 posted on 09/07/2012 4:50:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DNCing With The Charlottans.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon

"We're getting Pitt-faced!!"

32 posted on 09/07/2012 5:28:09 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Stegall Tx
But that sure doesn't explain why font color="red" produces red and font color=red" produces green.

I don't remember what I posted several months ago, but my post turned into something that looked like Arabic characters when I previewed the post.

33 posted on 09/07/2012 6:00:03 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Psalm 14. 1. The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, . . .)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I hope to be doing a DUFU in the morning. I had started one but a big rainstorm here slowed down my internet connection. Here is a sneak preview of the first sentence of the DUFU: “Verily I say unto you, that in the night before the crock flowed, the Democrats denied God thrice...”


34 posted on 09/07/2012 7:18:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix

“the night before the crock flowed”

I laughed so hard over that it made me cry. lol.


35 posted on 09/07/2012 7:48:21 PM PDT by berdie
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To: Roscoe Karns

Ha ha ha! That is perfect! Pitt-faced. LOL!!


36 posted on 09/07/2012 9:06:43 PM PDT by samiam1972 ("It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."-Mother Teresa)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Cletus, take care on your drive down to 'Tejas'. Watch out for those kooky drivers.

try to come back to the IL Board every now and then and say Howdy ;-)
[wish I could make it for Dove Season :-(, maybe after I get my new knee :-)]

37 posted on 09/08/2012 4:25:01 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Barney Frank, checking in with a leather belt around his neck (I'm series)
PLEASE, NO WAY. Say you were kidding. That's disgusting.
And I assume *his husband* was with him, yuck.
38 posted on 09/08/2012 4:39:05 AM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: bigbob
Given their fixation with reproduction, I think that should be spelled “D&C” not “DNC”

BOOM!

39 posted on 09/08/2012 7:19:34 AM PDT by ecomcon
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To: Condor51; PJ-Comix; All
I kid you not. Behold, Barney and the belt:


40 posted on 09/08/2012 7:45:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DNCing With The Charlottans.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
And if you say <:font color="color">, the text turns this color. Not quite red.
41 posted on 09/08/2012 7:46:40 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

There are a lot of things I don’t understand about the html codes.


42 posted on 09/08/2012 8:31:27 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Psalm 14. 1. The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, . . .)
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL, Pitt groupies at the DNC ;)


43 posted on 09/08/2012 8:41:09 AM PDT by mikrofon ("Howdy Pardner ... come here often?")
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To: Arrowhead1952

Yes, one typo, and your post is doooooomed!! Always preview. Always.


44 posted on 09/08/2012 10:18:26 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thanks. I was afraid to ask if there was a picture.
Now I'm gonna be sick.

he should be barred from ever setting foot on the Capitol Bldg grounds.
He's a disgrace -- and a degenerate. (but we knew that)]

45 posted on 09/08/2012 12:52:19 PM PDT by Condor51 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
in which you seized control of an auto manufacturer and turned it into Government Motors? At taxpayer expense?

Not to mention how Obama stiffed hundreds of thousands of GM bondholders. While Obama's GM "rescue" gave the UAW’s VEBA (Voluntary Employee Beneficiary Association) a 50% recovery in cash along with a 39% stake in a new GM for its $20 billion in obligations, bondholders, who owned more than $27 billion in GM bonds and have the same legal rights as the UAW, only received 10 percent of the restructured company and essentially no cash. The only consolation I can find in Obama's outrageous deal is knowing that at least some of those devalued bonds were held by criminals & thugs, aka UAW bosses.

46 posted on 09/08/2012 8:13:58 PM PDT by epow (I stand redeemed by the blood of the lamb)
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