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DUmmie FUnnies 10-11-12 (DUmmies mildly concerned, but help is on the way!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 11, 2012 | DUmmie PCIntern, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/11/2012 11:58:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are starting to become--oh, how shall I put it?--mildly concerned about the upcoming election. I kind of picked that up here in this THREAD by DUmmie PCIntern, "This f***ing election best better f***ing work out in our favor."

Call me crazy, but it sounds like the DUmmies are not quite as confident as they once were that Our President will sweep to easy victory in November. A little anxiety seems to be creeping in. I know, I know, maybe I'm reading too much into things, but I do detect a note of angst.

But allay your fears! Come in off the ledge! Help is on the way! We'll tell you why, sampling several threads from the DUmp.

But first let us watch the DUmmies go into a free-flowing "F"-word frenzy, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, warming up relief asterisks in the bullpen, is in the [brackets]:

This f***ing election best better f***ing work out in our favor . . .

[Hey, relax, DUmmie PCIntern! I thought this thing was in the bag!]

or I am going to spend the next four f***ing years streaming Netflix movies and drinking heavily on weekends.

[OK, so, but what would be different?]

so I don't have to think about where the f***ing country is f***ing going.

[Not thinking should come easily to a DUmmie.]

I never thought. . . .

[See?]

I never thought I could get this f***ing upset at my fellow f***ing Americans, but What The F*** is wrong with these f***ing morons?

[I sense a trend.]

These f***ing bastards led us into a ditch, pulled out the wires on the distributor cap, and left us for dead. And NOW these dumb-f***s are trying to put them back into the f***ing driver's seat?

[Leave the driving to us!]



[Thank you, DUmmie PCIntern, for that inspiring post. Now let us check in with your comrades . . .]

it's truly bizarre and confounding.

[It's F***ING bizarre and confounding. You left out the "F"-word. C'mon, you know better than that.]

I don't drink, but I'm right with you. . . .

[It's not too late to start. Make it a November resolution.]

You can never f***ing have too many f***ing f***s in the f***ing subject line. Best f***in believe.

[I F***ING BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

How anyone in their right mind could vote for the idiots that continue to f*** us over is beyond me.

[The Irony is strong with this one.]

If it doesn't f***ing work out in our favor, then maybe you should instead spend the next four f***ing years just f***ing. As in, as many orgasms as it's possible for one human to have in a four year period.

[In the event of an election lasting more than four years, seek a flight to France.]

F*** and yes. And f***.

[Will Pitt chimes in. He's all in favor of drinking heavily on weekends.]

we survived Bush... but I don't really know if we will survive Romney

We made it through Bushco by the thinnest of margins. . . . Another Bushco could very well bring the end of the USA as we know it if not the whole planet.

[Start stocking up on the Grey Goose NOW!]

[Well, enough of this DUmmie Downer doom and gloom. Let's look on the bright side! Help is on the way! To wit . . .]

With Biden Up Next to Debate, Obama’s Aides Plot Comeback

[Help is on the way!]

I think Biden will take it to Ryan. He isn't Obama.

[Joe, Joe, he's our man! If he can't do it . . . well, we're screwed.]

Can't wait to see that war horse destroy that punk ass whippersnapper.

[Joe is the Battalion Stallion!]

Joe is going to pants Ryan and take his lunch money.

[Shaming Ryan's Privates.]

gee DU said Obama would destory Romney. we all know how THAT turned out

[It seemed he was NOT able to "destory" him.]

Biden has to rip off the gloves and lay into Punk Boy right out of the shoot! And I know where I'll be. Sitting ring side, with popcorn and a good, cold drink.

[I think we ALL should have a drink handy! Yes, it's the Joe Biden Drinking Game! Every time Slo-Jo says "middle-class," we should all take a swig! Drunk within the first five minutes!]

I think we see Biden unleashed in debate.

[BIDEN UNCHAINED! PLUGS UNPLUGGED! THE LOOSE CANNON IS ON THE LOOSE!]

I know biden is well known for his gaffes, but, honestly....he is a breath of fresh air to me. . . .

[He's like a cheerleader on hard wood--he blows my mind!]

Who else is REALLY looking forward to Biden/Ryan?

[Ryan.]

I am not a big fan of Biden. . . . I cringe every time he goes off script. I hope they have him properly briefed.

[I hope they have RYAN properly briefed, for when Joe pulls his pants down!]

a tendency to say off the wall stuff. I hope they put a shock collar on him in case he says something really weird.

Ryan sure had some "cocky" answers for reporters today. . . . I PRAY HIS COCKINESS comes thru on every debate. . . .

[Ryan is too Kochy.]

I just want to see how many off-the-cuff wisecracks Biden makes. He's actually a very funny man.

[We at DUmmie FUnnies agree! Plugs is VERY FUnnie! He's Comedy Gold!]

Have Faith in Biden.

[Hardscrabble Joe to the rescue! He will TURN IT AROUND for Obama! The Biden Surge begins TONIGHT!]

Biden has chunks of Ryan in his stool Friday morning. . . .

[He'll need the Biden Bidet.]

He's a Honey Badger.

[Ryan is a Wisconsin Badger. And this . . . is a Li'l Beaver . . .]



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; debate; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; election; ryan
Slo-Jo is on the move!
1 posted on 10/11/2012 11:59:08 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

Earliest I’ve ever caught one of these.


2 posted on 10/11/2012 12:00:57 PM PDT by Rebelbase (The most transparent administration ever is clear as mud.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
Tip o' the hat to Libloather for the lead on the PCIntern thread.

Haven't had time to do a DUFU for several weeks! Glad PJ has been able to fill the void.

PING!

3 posted on 10/11/2012 12:04:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Slo-Jo Biden, the Human Gaffe Machine.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

PCIntern should see a shrink right away. The boy definitely has “issues”.


4 posted on 10/11/2012 12:09:40 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Sorry Algore. It was attitude, NOT altitude.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

top ten


5 posted on 10/11/2012 12:10:26 PM PDT by Mercat (He was playing Words with Friends.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That Biden part is one of the funniest I’ve read. Well done!


6 posted on 10/11/2012 12:11:02 PM PDT by Bassfire (Remember the Alamo!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

So which of the DUmmies will be watching for Ryan to drop a stiff white object on the podium?


7 posted on 10/11/2012 12:11:07 PM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion, cigars and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
#10?


8 posted on 10/11/2012 12:14:35 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Who else is REALLY looking forward to Biden/Ryan?

[Ryan.]

I laughed out loud on this one. Literally.

9 posted on 10/11/2012 12:15:39 PM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Debbie Whatsername Schultz will be the runner up if Joe Biden cannot perform


10 posted on 10/11/2012 12:20:10 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

11 posted on 10/11/2012 12:20:38 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Big Bird yelling “Liar, liar....pants on fire!” is a sure winner.


12 posted on 10/11/2012 12:21:01 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: Charles Henrickson

First they thought the “O” was entitled to the Presidency.

Now, they think the “O” is automatically entitled to a second term.

Where is it written that EVERY PRESIDENT is entitled to TWO terms (EVEN IF their first term was a flop)?


13 posted on 10/11/2012 12:21:33 PM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Am I the only one ~really~ looking forward to the post-debate DUFU? *grinning*


14 posted on 10/11/2012 12:31:07 PM PDT by RMDupree (I'm not really here.)
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To: RMDupree

“Ever seen me rope-a-dope?” - Joe Biden

I will watch you tie yourself up tonight.


15 posted on 10/11/2012 12:35:03 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Joe is going to pants Ryan and take his lunch money.

[Shaming Ryan's Privates.]

= = =

Oh my!
LOL!

16 posted on 10/11/2012 12:36:22 PM PDT by kidd
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To: Charles Henrickson
it's truly bizarre and conf****ing.

Sorry, got caught up in the f****ing frenzy....

17 posted on 10/11/2012 12:41:54 PM PDT by mikrofon (DUmmie F***nies)
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To: RMDupree; PJ-Comix

Yes! I’m considering opening an account in case there’s an emergency lockout over there like after the last debate.

FWIW, my sister’s C.B. handle was “Little Beaver,” back when we were kids (she had really, REALLY buck teeth!).


18 posted on 10/11/2012 12:43:39 PM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (Ephesians 6:12 becomes more real to me with each news cycle.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I think Biden will take it to Ryan. He isn't Obama

Joe's gonna come out f***in' fightin'!



19 posted on 10/11/2012 12:51:42 PM PDT by mikrofon (DUmmie F***nies)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Start stocking up on the Grey Goose NOW!]

Initially I didn't even drink the Grey Goose. I just rebartered it to a friend, Ray, who LOVES Grey Goose. So a few nights ago he calls me up to ask how I liked my Citron flavored Grey Goose. He made it sound like drinking Grey Goose was the best experience anyone could ever have. Well, I like Grey Goose but not in the over the top way Ray does. In fact that is ALL Ray drinks. However, I was trying to be polite and agreed that it was good which it is. But Ray needed for me to exclaim that it was just about the greatest thing that ever happened to me. Okay, its probably the best Vodka I ever had but not exactly the greatest thing ever but I left Ray with that impression to get him off the phone.

BTW, I will be drinking Grey Goose while watching the VP debate tonight. I wonder if Biden will also be indulging.

20 posted on 10/11/2012 12:56:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson
a tendency to say off the wall stuff. I hope they put a shock collar on him in case he says something really weird.

Barbara Woodhouse is Biden's debate handler.

21 posted on 10/11/2012 1:00:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He's a Honey Badger.

More like a Honey Booze Booze.

22 posted on 10/11/2012 1:03:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Today’s rant brought to you by the letter “F”.


23 posted on 10/11/2012 1:06:07 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Shaming Ryan’s privates”

=

Funniest ever!

.


24 posted on 10/11/2012 1:17:13 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Charles Henrickson

I get real sassy when I drink 'cause I'm Honey Booze Booze!

25 posted on 10/11/2012 1:20:09 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: cripplecreek

“Today’s rant brought to you by the letter “F”.”

Unbelievable,isn’t it? Not one ounce of class over there-—not one ounce.

.


26 posted on 10/11/2012 1:20:54 PM PDT by Mears
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To: SMARTY
Now, they think the “O” is automatically entitled to a second term.
It isn't a second term. It's a "do over" of the first term.
27 posted on 10/11/2012 1:25:47 PM PDT by Johnny B.
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To: Charles Henrickson
I am going to spend the next four f***ing years streaming Netflix movies and drinking heavily on weekends.

[OK, so, but what would be different?]

LOL

I don't have to think about where the f***ing country is f***ing going.

With ROMNEY in, it'll be going back on the road, instead of off the CLIFF

These f***ing bastards led us into a ditch, pulled out the wires on the distributor cap, and left us for dead. And NOW these dumb-f***s are trying to put them back into the f***ing driver's seat?

Please do let us DRIVE... I think I could see better driving from STEVIE WONDER, then ZERO!!

How anyone in their right mind could vote for the idiots that continue to f*** us over is beyond me.

Yes, DU poster, I don't know how anyone in their right mind could vote for OBLAME-O again...

He's actually a very funny man.

That is why Biden say crazy things -- thank you DU Poster...He is practicing to be a comedian in January!

28 posted on 10/11/2012 1:30:31 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Shaming Ryan’s privates

Photobucket

You have been missed, Charles!

I'm hoping that if there's a lull in the proceedings, Jackass Joe may decide to entertain us with a little song and dance. I'd pay good money to see it. F*** yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ

29 posted on 10/11/2012 1:36:13 PM PDT by lonevoice (Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They are truly dilusional. Thank you for wading in that cesspool.....


30 posted on 10/11/2012 1:56:04 PM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The Anglo-Saxon intensifier usually substitutes for thought, and often signifies deep, irrational anger.

In other words, an irate nut with a screw loose.


31 posted on 10/11/2012 1:59:20 PM PDT by Argus
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To: PJ-Comix
More like a Honey Booze Booze.

Actually pretty good stuff...


32 posted on 10/11/2012 2:30:15 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[Shaming Ryan’s Privates.]

LOL Pure gold


33 posted on 10/11/2012 2:35:22 PM PDT by ecomcon
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To: Charles Henrickson

I stream Netflix, but I don’t drink heavily on the weekends. What does it get you when you’re drunk and can’t appreciate a good movie?


34 posted on 10/11/2012 2:53:46 PM PDT by bcsco (Bourbon gets better with age...I age better with Bourbon.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Man, you are desperate when you have to depend on Crazy Joe.


35 posted on 10/11/2012 3:16:00 PM PDT by arrogantsob (The Disaster MUST Go. Sarah herself supports Romney.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Dummies seem to be a bit obsessed with f***ing.
I guess that and dope is about all they have in their pathetic lives.


36 posted on 10/11/2012 3:43:08 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: AlexW
"I guess that and dope is about all they have in their pathetic lives"

I guess dope is about all they have in their pathetic lives.

FIFY

37 posted on 10/11/2012 4:43:50 PM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I just want to see how many off-the-cuff wisecracks Biden makes. He's actually a very funny man.

Joe Bite Me acted like an "F" student who is the schoolyard bully last night.

38 posted on 10/12/2012 5:50:41 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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