Posted on 10/13/2012 10:51:16 AM PDT by John Semmens
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano warned that “vibes we've been picking up indicate that a defeat for the President in November would ignite a wave of civil strife like we've never seen in this country.”
“The blogosphere and world of twitters is flush with credible threats of violence and mayhem that our Department thinks should be taken very seriously,” the Secretary said.
“Voters can help thwart this threat by ensuring the President's reelection,” Napolitano advised. “Even if voters are dissatisfied with the progress the Administration has made or are attracted to Romney's siren song, they need to ask themselves whether it is worth the risk of being assaulted in the streets or having their homes burned down before they cast a vote against the President.”
A second concern cited by the Secretary was the prospect that “many of our best and brightest would follow through with their promise to leave the country should the President lose the election. This demographic is the foundation stone of the President's plan to transform America. If we lose too many of these people the nation could spiral backwards toward a society where individuals are forced to fend for themselves.”
In related news, the Federal Aviation Administration announced plans to have as many as 30,000 aerial drones patrolling America's airspace by the end of the decade. Napolitano enthusiastically endorsed the plan. “The success the President has had using these types of weapons to neutralize our enemies abroad recommends it for domestic deployment,” she said. “Our porous borders as well as the growing threat of home-grown right-wing terrorism demonstrate the need for the ability to strike closer to home.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...
http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/120635-2012-10-12-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-october-14-2012.htm
oh gee. I thought this was for real
Slums burn, lefties leave, I can handle it.
The democrats wouldn’t let them leave. They consider them their property.
This whole discussion is started by the democrats to blackmail
people into voting for them.
If republican law makers had more guts they would confront them on this. But we know that won’t happen.
Hey, as long as the emigration comes before the rioting, this sounds like win-win.
Oh Boy!!! Kent State on a national scale.
Just one more reason to get rid of the Marxist Thug occupying the White House.
“....Napolitano warned that “vibes we’ve been picking up indicate that a defeat for the President in November would ignite a wave of civil strife like we’ve never seen in this country.”
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Napolitano trying to scare the nation into voting for Obama? It is also known as a form of blackmail.
Perhaps riots would be a good thing — it will be an eye-opener showing the nation that we have been living a lie when we say that our strength is in our diversity.
Of course, it is also an eye-opener to our enemies.
For some reason David Burge can pull it off. It’s a rare gift.
IMO, she can go suck canal water.
Too bad this is not a true article, but satire. The left when they threaten to riot, pillage, etc. they seem to forget who it is that has the guns in this country and it aint the liberals.
JUst saying !
Jan, babe— it’s just another bump in the road.
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Whenever you see the name John Semmens, it’s satire. The genius of John is that he comes so close to what liberals actually think, it’s not difficult to believe it’s something they actually did say or are about to say. I’m wondering if a few libs read John’s satires and either think those are great ideas or if they get forewarned.
If this is what they have to do to win, they are in a sad state. Threatening riots if Obama loses is really low. What they are hoping for is to pull a little bid of the old ladies vote that hope that voting for Obama will stave off the riots. There will be no riots if Obama loses! Obama, a black man, won 4 years ago. There is no earthly reason to believe that his losing will excite anyone. It’s just another ploy by the Democrats who will try anything, and I mean anything to win. This is the lowest I’ve seen them stoop so far.
Emigration? Dare we hope?
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