Trending on Twitter: #ObamaDebateTips

Twitter ^ | 10/16/12 | Nachum

[Nachum]

Some of the comments to help the President in tonight's debate:

#ObamaDebateTips Have Hillary speak prior to debate saying that if tonight is a flop, it's her fault! Expand

Think about this..Obama has been practicing with John Kerry on how to interact with normal people. #ObamaDebateTips

#ObamaDebateTips Just do everything you did last time and you will do fine.

This time, Mr. President, #SayNope2Dope before the debate begins!! #ObamaDebateTips

#ObamaDebateTips avoid Benghazi, just like you did when they asked for more security.

Borrow Hillary's balls. #ObamaDebateTips

#ObamaDebateTips If it gets really bad just stick an empty chair in your spot. No one will notice anyway.

#ObamaDebateTips skip the debate and go to Las Vegas for a fundraiser like you did upon hearing about the death of Ambassador Stevens.

#ObamaDebateTips don't refer to the 4 Americans killed in Benghazi as 'corpsmen'

#ObamaDebateTips Remember to look down directly at the podium. O wait he did that. #justsayin

#ObamaDebateTips Blame the guy in charge these last four years for getting us into this mess.

#ObamaDebateTips when you're asked about Benghazi just break into an Al Green song. Repeat when asked about the Economy, Fast & Furious...

#ObamaDebateTips: Make sure you address the concerns of all 57 states.

#Obamadebatetips Always keep in mind that socialist demagoguery is popular with mods & indies, it just needs to be explained the right way

#Obamadebatetips Don't bring up Keystone, Solyndra, Fast & Furious, BP Oil spill, Iran protests, Chavez, flexibility... pretty much anything

#ObamaDebateTips Use your #ObamaPhone to phone a friend.

#ObamaDebateTips Provide plenty of quotes from founding father, Karl Marx.

#ObamaDebateTips Try not to wink at Candy Crowley every time she helps you out of a tough question.

#ObamaDebateTips Interrupt often and laugh uncontrollably

#ObamaDebateTips When faced with a tough question; smile, smile wider and sing... "Aaaaah. Am so in luuurve with youuuuu"

#ObamaDebateTips Keep referring to the Americans killed in Benghazi as "Bumps in the road".

#ObamaDebateTips Tell us again how those unemployment numbers came down? Especially with a GDP growth of 1.7%

#ObamaDebateTips More cowbell....

[Nachum]

My personal tip for the president is to make sure to look away from Romney and smirk. And- if you are nervous, light up some choom, brah.

[SueRae]

Almost worth getting a Twitter account just for the laughs :-)

[TheBigB]

Make sure you say, “Let me be clear...” before obfuscating.

[jakerobins]

Send a note saying your sick....signed Barry O’s mother?? Or better yet use time to Announce you are resigning....

[Ingtar]

“Don’t show up” on the list?

[Fitzy_888]

Prediction:

Someone will recite their pre-selected pre-prepared question to Obama and still pitch a tear. Obama’s response will be declared the ultimate iconic moment of the 2012 campaign.

=> MARK IT.

Later limited stardom for the questioner followed by a tragic descent, maybe even a spread in Hustler magazine, because Playboy passed.

[Fitzy_888]

Prediction:

Someone will recite their pre-selected pre-prepared question to Obama and still pitch a tear. Obama’s response will be declared the ultimate iconic moment of the 2012 campaign.

=> MARK IT.

Later limited stardom for the questioner followed by a tragic descent, maybe even a spread in Hustler magazine, because Playboy passed.

[Mr. K]

OMG those are funny

[SoKatt]

“Borrow Hillary’s balls”- LOL! Oh, Lord, my stomach hurts from laughing. :)