Moochelle Tells All (Lies that is) On "Kelly & Michael"

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-20-2012 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

So, did you watch the whole show?

• what’s in Lady M’s purse (nothing, that’s what her aides are for: "There's nothing in my purse. I get teased for having a purse with nothing in it. As First Lady — no money, no keys, nothing. I look to 22-year-olds for my life,”.)

 

• Her favorite guilty pleasure (“French fries”, duh! That’s why we got McDonalds to replace your fries with apple slices.)

Sometimes Lady M’s human satchels pack a little snack of French fries in her bag

• (snip)Or even what super power she would like to have: (: “I would fly.” Another duh! response; of course she would! How else do you get around the world?)

Let’s face it, we have much bigger fish to fry. Our immediate concern is Winning the Future (WTF^®), so we can continue to jet around the world in Air Force Won and Air Force Won Too. And that requires Lady M to be on the campaign trail while BO is holed up at Camp David cramming for how to deal with all those pesky, not optimal, foreign affairs bumps in the road.

To that end (WTF^®),  MO was in Wisconsin yesterday wearing her lucky campaign belt from ‘08:

her lucky campaign boots:

and her lucky campaign butt:

 

[Wings-n-Wind]

[Mountain Mary]

she’s homely any which way you look at ‘er...

[Michael.SF.]

17:17 of Mooch?

No thanks.

[Mountain Mary]

Any time Mooch opens her yapper, out flies a lie, especially if she refers to her affection for “BAA-RACK”..aka Barry.

She was ready to file in Chicago before her meal ticket got catapulted onto the stage after the stupid DNC speech,.Figured she’d stick around for the freebies.
Look for a separation Hill/Bill style after Nov...