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DUmmie FUnnies 10-27-12 (Our Second Time with Lena Dunham)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 27, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/27/2012 10:11:21 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

In yesterday's DUFU, we introduced you to a young woman named Lena Dunham, an obscure actress who cut an ad for the Obama campaign called "Your First Time." In the video, Ms. Dunham glowingly compares voting for Barack with being deflowered by him. Unbelievable. And so this thing went viral faster than a herpes outbreak. People couldn't believe Team Obama would actually want voters to see this. But apparently they do. I thought for a while that, because of the widespread (no pun intended) negative reaction, they had pulled the video. But today, at least, the YouTube VIDEO is still there. You would think it would cause Obama some electile dysfunction, but surprisingly, it has stayed up longer than four hours.

Yesterday there had not been much reaction yet from the DUmmies, just a few positive comments on one out-of-the-way thread. But now, because of the buzz the video created, we have more grist for our DUnham FUnnies mill. We'll start with this THREAD, "Conservatives flip out over Lena Dunham Obama ad," and check out a couple of other threads, as well.

So let us now have our way with Lena Dunham and the DUmmies for a second time, in Are You Ready Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping that Lena campaigning with her lady parts will turn off as many voters as Hurricane Sandy talking about her birth-control pills, is in the [Barackets]:

Conservatives flip out over Lena Dunham Obama ad

["Lena Dunham OBAMA"?? You mean Barry did the right thing and MARRIED the poor girl? He made an honest woman of her? Well, he ought to, after he used her and humiliated her so with that video.]

[The thread starts out with a couple of caricatures of conservative reaction . . .]

Lock up your virgins! There’s a dark-skinned, middle-aged man coming for them!

[Binders full of virgins.]

Barack Obama, like a droit du seigneur-rocking feudal lord or Kurdish chieftain, “has asked for your daughters.” Your innocent, probably white, virgin daughters, ravished by that hymen-lusting brute in the White House.

[Every time he goes to Hymentown, that's all he wants to talk about.]

[Then the DUmmies comment on the Lena Dunham video itself. . .]

Can't stand her.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Does the average 20 yr. old who DOESN'T have a trust fund and/or live in Brooklyn even know who she is?

[They do now! She's now known as Lena the Tattooed Lady Part, Lena the Queen of Taboo!]

But if it helps, then fine.

[The end justifies the moans.]

I know who she is and I don't even watch HBO's Girls.

[All 300 million of us who don't watch HBO's Girls now know who Leapin' Lena is!]

Girls is honest, smart, funny, and brutally honest to the point of cringe-inducing.

[I believe the cringe-inducing part.]

The women in it have full lives that don't revolve around the men in the show. They have ambition, they have sex, they drink, take drugs, they fail, they succeed. Like real people.

[Like real men-hating, slutty, drunken, drugged-out, female failures everywhere. You know, your average Democrat.]

It is very popular with young women, especially the ones in my household, and many kids who can't afford HBO but sure know how to steal it off the internet.

[They've seen "Steal Tutorials."]

I wonder if she is a distant cousin of Obama.

[Not so distant, apparently. Ms. Dunham is more like a kissin' cousin.]

Meh, I think it's kinda creepy. . . .

[Creepy, crappy, and clappy.]

I really don't want any implications of sex scandals, even comedically and fictional, tied to our politicians.

[This, from a DEMOCRAT????]

I thought the ad was cute, as was the young woman. She's not a cousin or anything is she?

She's the star of the HBO hit show, Girls.

[It's such a hit, nobody knows about it. It's that cool.]

Lena Dunham is adorable. . . .

[Calm down, Rachel! You'll get your turn.]

when I first saw it I cringed inside. I knew the backlash and I know this type of thing will turn off some women.

[Is this your first time winning a Kewpie Doll, DUmmie justiceischeap? I think it is! Congratulations! You are no longer a Kewpie virgin.]

Why isn't the endorsement from the writer, producer, director, and actress from Girls not on the Greatest Threads?

[It is . . . on all the Republican sites! Hee! Hee! It's a real-life Obie-and-Lena joke!]

She reminds me of a new age Liberal.

[She reminds me of a sewage Labial.]

Lena Dunham is an acting, writing, and directing GENIUS . . . .

[You mean she's a secret Rethuglican operative? Brilliant! It's working!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; dunham; dunhamfunnies; gracedunham; homosexualagenda; lenadunham; obama; slutsforobama; truthrevolt; twitter
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1 posted on 10/27/2012 10:11:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP


2 posted on 10/27/2012 10:13:46 AM PDT by digger48
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

DUnham FUnnies, Part DU! PING!


3 posted on 10/27/2012 10:15:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies, Part DU.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“a sewage Labial”

I’m really enjoying this election season.


4 posted on 10/27/2012 10:16:50 AM PDT by Senator Goldwater
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To: Charles Henrickson
LENA DUNHAM: YOUR FIRST TIME PARODY!
5 posted on 10/27/2012 10:17:13 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Winning is Everything.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

On a related subject I can’t figure out if Romney wins will Sandra Fluke be forced to stop having sex on that day or can she wait until the Inauguration?


6 posted on 10/27/2012 10:17:24 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
And so this thing went viral faster than a herpes outbreak.

LOL!

7 posted on 10/27/2012 10:17:56 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Osama bin Laden is dead, Chrysler moved to Italy and China.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


8 posted on 10/27/2012 10:19:23 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson
That's great!! LOL!!


9 posted on 10/27/2012 10:20:23 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It’s a pasty skinned, tattooed, guy hair cut sporting, coffee house dwelling, Asian design loving, lesbian folk music listening, hippie apparel wearing, Patchouli smelling, hipper than thou demeanor young 20 something woman.

Surely she’ll lead Obama to victory!


10 posted on 10/27/2012 10:21:34 AM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: Charles Henrickson
this thing went viral faster than a herpes outbreak.

LOL! Hilarious!! LMAO!!

11 posted on 10/27/2012 10:22:56 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Lock up your virgins! There’s a dark-skinned, middle-aged man coming for them!

Interesting, Now he is an old man.

Just 3 years ago he was a sexah yuteful upstart! LOL

12 posted on 10/27/2012 10:28:12 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: PJ-Comix; All
Lena and Barry on their first date:

Lena Dunham, Barry Dunher.

13 posted on 10/27/2012 10:29:47 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies, Part DU.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Anal Mud Hen (anagram)


14 posted on 10/27/2012 10:30:24 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Charles Henrickson
Your innocent, probably white, virgin daughters, ravished by that hymen-lusting brute in the White House.

Did that liberal intellectual neophyte say brute?

I think he meant Bruce or Brucey

15 posted on 10/27/2012 10:34:18 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson

First time? I don’t think so, Obama’s beem screwing all of us for almost four years. He’s “abstained” responsibility, “aborted” jobs and the economy, and “pimped” his way into office.

I think Ms. Dunham propbably had her “first time. In junior high school.


16 posted on 10/27/2012 10:34:41 AM PDT by FrankR (They will become our ultimate masters the day we surrender the 2nd Amendment.)
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To: mylife

Hi!


17 posted on 10/27/2012 10:36:59 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Charles Henrickson

Love that graphic!


18 posted on 10/27/2012 10:40:06 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

There are only 9 comments on the linked thread, where did the other comments come from?


19 posted on 10/27/2012 10:42:23 AM PDT by where's_the_Outrage? (Holding my nose to vote.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
That was too awesome.

Lena dunham, barry dunher!

20 posted on 10/27/2012 10:48:14 AM PDT by praytell (Dear God, you already know what I'm praying for!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Lena oh Lena have you met Lena, Lena the tattooed lady.. She has Bull **** libs adore so, and a nose ring even more so.

Oh, Lena, Oh Lena
Now have you met Lena
Lena the queen of tattoo....

On her back is a tramp stamp that separates her from conservatives who...
would laugh at her dumbass for acting a fool.
Beside it a tattoo of the obama symbol too....

You can learn a lot from Lena!

La La La.. La La La!


21 posted on 10/27/2012 10:52:50 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: TheOldLady

Howdy!


22 posted on 10/27/2012 10:54:32 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Lena Dunham is adorable. . . .

Gaaaak!!!!!

I DON'T want what he's smokin'!

23 posted on 10/27/2012 10:55:11 AM PDT by meyer (It's 1860 all over again - the taxpayer is the new "N" word)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

I love this parody.


24 posted on 10/27/2012 11:10:23 AM PDT by Mercat ("We're going to get those 'folks' who murdered our ambassador.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

I think someone should do an after the first time:

He promised me
He broke his promise

He said if I voted for him....
He lied....
He used me.....

Should be like the face of the person who cried..”leave brittney alone”....mascara everywhere..ha ha

the closing should be...He used me....


25 posted on 10/27/2012 11:15:08 AM PDT by Texas4ever
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To: Charles Henrickson

I think someone should do an after the first time:

He promised me
He broke his promise

He said if I voted for him....
He lied....
He used me.....

Should be like the face of the person who cried..”leave brittney alone”....mascara everywhere..ha ha

the closing should be...He used me....


26 posted on 10/27/2012 11:15:19 AM PDT by Texas4ever
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 30!


27 posted on 10/27/2012 11:18:56 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: mylife

I caught that, too. Just three years ago he was a cool, young hipster. Now he’s deemed “middle-aged” by DUmp??

LOL


28 posted on 10/27/2012 11:19:53 AM PDT by Reddy (B.O. stinks)
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To: Berlin_Freeper
Applause

He's good!

29 posted on 10/27/2012 11:24:20 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Lock up your virgins! There’s a dark-skinned, middle-aged man coming for them!

Um...as a light-skinned middle aged man with two daughters who has run for office, I would be profoundly uncomfortable with any commercial that likened being a young woman and supporting me to being a young woman getting the big shtupp from me. So why is it that the President isn't uncomfortable with that? Surely it isn't anything to do with his skin!

So no, we're not flipping out. It's sort of like the reaction people have when they find out what haggis is and wonder how in the world Scottish people think it's a great meal.

30 posted on 10/27/2012 11:27:33 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: FrankR

A previous thread pointed out that Lena Dunham’s “first time” to be able to vote was when Kerry was running. So if she was socially responsible then, she’d be on her 3rd time (presidentially). And if she’s like a typical dem, she’s voted multiple times at multiple locations each election and even done the absentee thing, which makes her a vote-slut who’s only pretending to have some level of purity.

Obscure doughy leftist actresses do not an election victory make.


31 posted on 10/27/2012 11:30:00 AM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( America or 0bama. You can't choose both. ))))
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To: Charles Henrickson
Lena Dunham is adorable. . . .

This is a perfect example of the psychological phenomenon that leads to people finding something with big eyes to be cute no matter what else is going on with it. In other words, Lena is like a creepy, sex obsessed squirrel.

32 posted on 10/27/2012 11:32:21 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Lock up your virgins! There’s a dark-skinned, middle-aged man coming for them!

Photobucket

33 posted on 10/27/2012 11:37:46 AM PDT by mikrofon (2 Erectoral Votes)
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To: Reddy

The bottom line is that even libs are tired of this BS.
They are turning on the “won”


34 posted on 10/27/2012 11:40:48 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
On a related subject I can’t figure out if Romney wins will Sandra Fluke be forced to stop having sex on that day or can she wait until the Inauguration?

Will she be able to control herself long enough to walk into a voting booth? Is she lobbying for voting booths equipped with taxpayer-funded Sleep Number® Beds?

35 posted on 10/27/2012 11:43:39 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: bigbob

Holy Toledo!


36 posted on 10/27/2012 11:46:04 AM PDT by mikrofon (B/B & World Series BUMP)
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To: mylife

Nice to see you. I’m ready for a road trip as well. Sigh... June will be here eventually. [smiles]


37 posted on 10/27/2012 11:48:24 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Really nice 57 deg sunny day here.

Great day to hit white house farms or something like that.

http://www.whitehousefruitfarm.com/


38 posted on 10/27/2012 12:01:01 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Hubby and I have been to the White House. At first I thought you were saying that there is one in Texas as well, but I see that you’re talking about the one in Canfield.

That place really is pretty spectacular, and we’re not far from it, either. You can wander around in there for a really long time and not see the whole thing.

It reminds me of some of the places we visited when we lived near Wine Country in California.

It’s pretty cool here today. The temperature has not hit the predicted high of 48. It’s overcast as well, so our “solar heating” (lots of tall windows on the south side) is not working today, LOL!


39 posted on 10/27/2012 12:25:16 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Mr. Silverback
So no, we're not flipping out. It's sort of like the reaction people have when they find out what haggis is and wonder how in the world Scottish people think it's a great meal.

FOTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GREAT analogy.

40 posted on 10/27/2012 12:27:54 PM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: bigbob

Ooh hh... Ho ho ho... Dude.


41 posted on 10/27/2012 12:55:37 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid (Semper Fi)
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To: Charles Henrickson; All
"Voting With My "Lady Smarts"

The conservative woman's answer to the Dunham bimbo's video!


42 posted on 10/27/2012 1:32:32 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"And so this thing went viral faster than a herpes outbreak."

LMAO!!!! You witty witty man you!

43 posted on 10/27/2012 1:48:42 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
when I first saw it I cringed inside. I knew the backlash and I know this type of thing will turn off some women.

[Is this your first time winning a Kewpie Doll, DUmmie justiceischeap? I think it is! Congratulations! You are no longer a Kewpie virgin.]

Your wish.......and we'll make it the large size for thoughtful commentary from a DUmmie! :)

44 posted on 10/27/2012 1:50:19 PM PDT by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

That was every bit as flesh-crawling but waaay funnier! ;-0


45 posted on 10/27/2012 2:44:55 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: TheOldLady

The place is a bit over the top now, but I sure loved the Autumn harvest there as a kid.

The smell of apples, burning leaves and a chill in the air


46 posted on 10/27/2012 4:46:33 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

I’ll have to admit that Hubby and I are not poor, but we found their wares a bit too rich to suit us. It was still very interesting to see everything that they have to offer.

You better watch out, or you’ll be retiring here one day! All for the apples, burning leaves, and the promise of Winter in the Fall air.


47 posted on 10/27/2012 6:24:41 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Charles Henrickson

The Republican party should get a hold of Doug Scribner and try to cajole him into writing a “rebuttal” ad to Dunham’s. Something along the line of the “Battered Voter Syndrome” ad he created for Harry Browne’s Campaign for the LP back in 2000...

This is MY rebuttal to Ms. Dunham’s “first time” ad...
[Please Note: I will be voting for Mitt in this election, as much as I dislike admitting that for various reasons, and this post should not be seen as an endorsement of voting Libertarian from me.]

Battered Voter Syndrome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNMPvFZctIA


48 posted on 10/27/2012 7:11:57 PM PDT by LibertyRocks
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To: LibertyRocks

For some reason the link I just posted keeps stopping at around the 40 second mark... Here is a better link..
Again note: I do not endorse the Libertarian Party by posting this...

Battered Voter Syndrome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWtjABVcsMk


49 posted on 10/27/2012 7:17:09 PM PDT by LibertyRocks
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To: mylife; PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; ...
BONUS PARODY:

LENA, THE TATTOOED LADY
Tune: "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady"

Ah, Lena!
She was the most hilarious creature
Spinning or spun.
Fluke! Garofalo! Maddow!
Rolled into one . . .

Ohhh . . .
Lena, oh Lena,
Say, have you met Lena,
Lena, the tattooed lady!
She supports Barack Obama,
Wants to be his baby mama.

Lena, oh Lena,
She votes her vageena,
Oh Lena, the queen of tattoo!
On her back is a tat of her name on DU,
Beside it a list of the libs that she'd do,
And with it a map of her lady parts, too--
You can learn a lot from Lena!

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

When her vote is deflowered,
She will feel so empowered,
It will reach to infinity.
For a Dem she will yield
Out on love's battlefield--
She's wishing to lose her virginity.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Oh Lena, oh Lena,
Say, have you met Lena,
Oh Lena, the tattooed lady!
Barack was in a downward spiral,
Till she started going viral.

Lena, oh Lena,
Would do an arena
Of lib'rals--yes, she'd do them all!
For starters she'll kiss a Mikulski named Babs,
If he's out of Viagra, she'll let Reid do some grabs,
And on a queer day she'll rub Barney Frank's abs--
You can earn a lot from Lena!

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Come along and see Lena first leaning forward,
Then comes Barack and she's soon bending backward.
Here is Lena Dunham adoring her King of Hearts,
Here's Obama exploring her lady parts.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Here is little Lena recleanin' her downstairs,
Over at the White House they're looking at timeshares.
Here's Lewinsky a-doin' the wayback,
Here is Lena now doin' the swayback.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Oh Lena, oh Lena,
Would do Argentina
To get Barry back in this fall!
She once slept with Texas to get out the vote,
A phallus in Dallas made her boat start to float,
But Mr. Obama had better not gloat--
They're no longer polling Lena!

50 posted on 10/27/2012 9:45:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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