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AutoZone Fires Employee Who Prevented Robbery
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 Dec 2012 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/01/2012 2:17:23 PM PST by John Semmens

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Though the store manager credits McClean with saving his life, the clerk ran afoul of AutoZone’s “zero tolerance” policy on guns in its stores.

Now, lets just say I’m a criminal. When I read that, where do you think I’m gonna be on my next robbery? Does this AutoZone no tolerance policy extend to me? I don’t think so...SUCKER.


21 posted on 12/01/2012 5:00:10 PM PST by chainsaw ("Two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by Obama")
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Chretin is a cretin. I can’t imagine firing an employee who intercepted a criminal in the act of theft, much less disparaging the same clerk as a ‘minimum wage clerk.’


22 posted on 12/01/2012 5:32:24 PM PST by ArmyTeach ( Videteco eos prius (See 'em first) Sculpin 191)
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In fact, if he should somehow be apprehended it is also our company policy to permit any of our employees to take vacation leave to testify at any legal proceedings that may occur as a result of a robbery.”

“....take vacation leave...”. Real classy organization to work or die for!


23 posted on 12/01/2012 6:14:12 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (The law of unintended consequences is an unforgiving and vindictive b!tch!)
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Another good one John.


24 posted on 12/01/2012 8:18:29 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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The employee needs to return the favor with a multimillion dollar lawsuit for the company having failed to take the necessary precautions to protect the employee from the threat to his life in the robbery, and having failed him they also fired him for protecting his own life. $25 million ought to solve the problem.


25 posted on 12/01/2012 8:28:41 PM PST by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off.)
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Not much satire actually.

http://www.dailypress.com/news/top-list/dp-store-employee-fired-for-confronting-the-fake-beard-bandit-20121130,0,2869935.story#fbcomments


26 posted on 12/01/2012 10:46:55 PM PST by wolficatZ (Hey blue states....Got Food?)
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Zero tolerance is simple

Yes, it is simple; it is to simple.

Let me be clear about what I have just learned. When, perhaps I should say, if, I shop in an "AutoZone" store I am virtually guaranteed that no one working at AutoZone has any means or inclination to protect customers.

Just for pondering a bit I wonder how it would look if AutoZone’s most serious competitor were to hire the young man in question.

27 posted on 12/02/2012 7:24:47 AM PST by MosesKnows
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AMEN TO THAT. And that I won't darken Autozones door again. Advesion to Autozone actually began when the" we welcome EBT cards "appeared on their front door. Just goes to prove that self destructive behavior loves company. PS Autzone?: how is the low fruit on the shelves faring? ??????
28 posted on 05/02/2013 8:27:38 AM PDT by Recompennation (hang out your rob me now sign you've already got the audience)
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Yes! I would hire him and welcome his concealed carry. “


29 posted on 05/02/2013 8:27:39 AM PDT by Recompennation (Keep the crook guessing, surprise gifts in the unexpected zone)
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