Posted on 12/22/2012 5:25:53 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home.
Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block but since it was a cab they waved it past- I arrived home safely without incident.
I am not chuckling.
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Just a joke, no sane person is advocating drunk driving... I NEVER do it
I don’t drink. Problem solved, infinitum.
Hey, that takes some discipline in Berlin!
Kudos!
Once upon a time, conservatives were not so sensitive and PC as the left. Those days are gone. For every one of us that read it, LOL’s and had the presence of mind to take it in context, another had to get ‘offended’.
So let’s all just start being libs since it seems we are headed that way adopting their behavior anyway.
No more gun at the bottom of a lake jokes, no more jokes/pix of people with ANY color and cat pix will offend PETS.
Now go get ready for the 2 min hate since we’ve always been at war with EastAsia.
I am. Ironic that you’re not, given your moniker. Lighten up Francis!
I also have a huge sense of humor. I’ve been having this same problem since November 6th. People are in a very foul mood in this country and nobody wants to laugh anymore. I guess I can’t blame them. I got this in an email yesterday and thought it was funnier than ...heck.
“Once upon a time, conservatives were not so sensitive and PC as the left.”
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The same thought crossed my mind...
Once you stop laughing, you’re cooked... tell me WHO is effective at anything when they’re miserable
Reagan was the HAPPY warrior- there’s a lesson in that for any beat-down by the deeply disappointing election result
I am.
Lighten up, Francis.
I shudder to think that there are young people on the roads who drink, text and drive. They might even be drinking in the car at the same time. The future belongs to who?
Wanna see the proof of it? Check out the Not Guilty threads.
Makes me sick that people can’t just take an obvious joke as an obvious joke. I need to just form a country of me and tell everyone to go to hell. If only it were possible.
I thought it was funny.
“Once upon a time, conservatives were not so sensitive and PC as the left. Those days are gone.”
I literally beg to differ.
Then the boat tipped.....
My guns disappeared to the murky bottom....
The dog drowned the cat trying to stay afloat...
So the dog and I used the now dead cat as a floatation device to kick our way to shore....
Desperate to stay warm, we lured a moose close to us with a piece of cheese I found in my pocket...
Killed the moose and used it carcass to warm the dog and myself....
Fortunately, my sister (who had been showering since last Tuesday) stopped by in her car and picked us up ....
Alas for my guns and Fluffy....sniff
RACIST!!!!!!!
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One of the things that Obama and the Democrats have been very successful at is making everybody in this country miserable. It’s been their dream for a long, long time. I’m not going to play along with them.
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