Posted on 12/23/2012 7:08:34 PM PST by ct_libertarian
For all you holiday carollers, here is my version of a holiday classic.
I've kept most of the rhyming syllables the same.
I don't expect people to go from house to house singing this, but I do laugh when thinking about it.
The 12 Days Of Marxmas
On the Twelfth day of Marxmas,
Obama gave to me:
12 Acts of Treason,
11 Guns a-Walking,
10 Agents Peeping,
9 Markets Crashing,
8 Cronies Bilking,
7 Liars Spinning,
6 Sheep Obeying,
5 Obama-phones,
4 Empty Words,
3 Henchmen,
2 Fists Ungloved,
and Restrictions on my Liberty.
Now, everybody, sing!!!
Very good! I feel the same way! merry Christmas to you!
“restrictions upon my liberty” would scan better
That was good. Merry X-timus!
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