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Piers Morgan Threatens to Self-Deport: Don't Let the Door Hit You In the Ass!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-30-2012 | MOTUS

Posted on 12/30/2012 9:15:29 AM PST by NOBO2012

(snip)Lady M: still bravely declaring the right to bare arms against a rising tide of opposition

I know you’ve been following this controversy, and it (snip)has erupted over whether we should ban “assault rifles” and “high capacity magazines” specifically or hand guns in general. As you know our betters (most Democratic politicians and all of the talking heads) favor the latter, because, well, because it’s just “common sense,” right? The masses can never be trusted with guns(snip)

And now British ex-pat Piers Morgan is threatening to self-deport if America doesn’t outlaw the weapons that he finds offensive. Boy, talk about a Win-Win!

“I’m outta here, whether you beg me to stay or not.”

I don’t know where he’d go though, Britain doesn’t want him back. Plus, it’s not like Britain is exactly a haven of peace and tranquility these days either. Since the Brits got what American Libs can only dream of - a complete ban on handguns including “compulsory buyback” aka, confiscation, like Dianne Feinstein wants - look at what has happened(snip)

Is it too much to ask of liberals that they put their thinking caps on? What part of “if guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns” do they not understand. And why?

Caution: Mad Donkey Thinking Caps in use

Oh well, at least Piers still has big friends in low places looking out for him.

(snip)

Meanwhile, people are also calling for ...Continued

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: banglist; guncontrol; obama; piersmorgan; secondamendment; thedailymail; twitbrit; unitedkingdom
Hey Piers: Door. Ass. Slam!
1 posted on 12/30/2012 9:15:39 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

“Piers Morgan is threatening to self-deport”

promises, promises


2 posted on 12/30/2012 9:23:16 AM PST by AtlasStalled
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To: AtlasStalled

Please, dear God, let it be so!!


3 posted on 12/30/2012 9:25:14 AM PST by CPT Clay (Follow me on Twitter @Clay N TX)
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To: NOBO2012

He’s just another loudmouthed lefty punk who’s full of it. He’s not going anywhere (unfortunately).


4 posted on 12/30/2012 9:26:02 AM PST by jpl (The government spent another half a million bucks in the time it just took you to read this tagline.)
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To: NOBO2012

Hey, Piers.. do you need help packing? Go jump off your name. Seriously, bye now.


5 posted on 12/30/2012 9:27:10 AM PST by momtothree
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To: momtothree

Piers is packin’?


6 posted on 12/30/2012 9:30:11 AM PST by null and void (Socialism: Equal parts dumb and evil, in a blender.)
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To: NOBO2012

Rather the Leftist Limey Lame Ass self teleport—into the colon of a very large mammal with gastrointestinal issues where he can finally and truly be at home.


7 posted on 12/30/2012 9:32:22 AM PST by Happy Rain (Outlawing firearms because of Adam Lanza would be like outlawing free speech because of Bill Maher.)
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To: null and void

“Piers is packin’?”

Only fudge!


8 posted on 12/30/2012 9:39:03 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: NOBO2012

What’s his email address to support him in his effort to self deport? Maybe there should be a fundraiser established to help him and others do the same!


9 posted on 12/30/2012 9:44:30 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: NOBO2012
Promises, promises. He's not gone, he's never gone!
10 posted on 12/30/2012 9:45:15 AM PST by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: NOBO2012

Gosh, Piers is practically as fat as Michael Moore. Yuck.


11 posted on 12/30/2012 9:51:10 AM PST by miss marmelstein ( Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: AtlasStalled

Indeed—Talk is cheap.


12 posted on 12/30/2012 9:54:15 AM PST by Arm_Bears (Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile has killed more people than my guns.)
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To: NOBO2012

Maybe we should all send this loser Piers some bubble wrap so he can pack up his crap and get the hell out of OUR country.


13 posted on 12/30/2012 10:06:00 AM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (November 6, 2012.....A day that will live in infamy!)
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To: NOBO2012
Piers Morgan is threatening to self-deport if America doesn’t outlaw the weapons that he finds offensive.

That would mean he's toast. Buh, bye.

14 posted on 12/30/2012 10:12:11 AM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: NOBO2012

Brave Sir Morgan (with apologies to Monty Python)

Bravely bold Sir Morgan
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Morgan.

He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Morgan.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Morgan.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis split...

(”That’s... that’s enough music for now lads, there’s dirty work afoot.”)

Brave Sir Morgan ran away. (”No!”)
Bravely ran away away. (”I didn’t!”)
When danger reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled. (”no!”)
Yes, brave Sir Morgan turned about (”I didn’t!”)
And gallantly he chickened out.

Bravely taking (”I never did!”)
to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat. (”all lies!”)
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Morgan! (”I never!”)


15 posted on 12/30/2012 10:12:55 AM PST by Moltke ("I am Dr. Sonderborg," he said, "and I don't want any nonsense.")
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To: NOBO2012

Leave Mr. Pig.


16 posted on 12/30/2012 10:41:51 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: NOBO2012

Hit the road, Jack....uh Piers, that is!


17 posted on 12/30/2012 10:43:44 AM PST by Enten (I don't have islamophobia...I do have islamonausea)
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To: NOBO2012

Hollow threat. Empty promise.


18 posted on 12/30/2012 11:39:17 AM PST by YHAOS
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To: Jack Hydrazine; All
PENNIES FOR LEAVIN'

"Maybe there's a fundraiser established to help him deport....."

Something I have initiated is ALREADY going on in another thread.

Send ONE PENNY scotch-taped on a small recipe-type card to "CNN, 1 Time-Warner Center, New York, NY 10019".

Write a brief appropriate message on the card that the penny is toward Piers Moron's air fare back to his Brit-Twit home...or CNN should pass the penny received on to charity if it (CNN) isn't inclined to put it in Piers' in-box.

Now, folks, be nice in your little billet-doux to the nitwork, heheh.

Some folks here pooh-poohed the petition to deport Piers. Well, petitions have no legal force as most of us know, but just look at all the attention the petition is receiving, including from old Pierzy hizzelf who's now in a public tizzy.

Loads of pennies received at the CNN building is certainly going to get EVERYONES' attention with the silent but pointed message it's conveying....to wit: "DON'T MESS WITH GUNOWNERS, YOU ANTI-CONSTITUTION MEDIA-HOS!"

Let's make Piers Moron the example while we have a golden opportunity to do so.

Address your envelope NOW...and get it into tomorrow's mail pick-up! My penny donation is already enclosed, sealed and ready to go!

This is a freep!

Leni

19 posted on 12/30/2012 11:54:04 AM PST by MinuteGal (Send a penny NOW to CNN, 1 Time-Warner Center, NY, NY 10019 for "PENNIES FOR LEAVIN!" (Piers Morgan))
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To: NOBO2012

ta ta you pathetic little wanker


20 posted on 12/30/2012 11:59:43 AM PST by bravo whiskey (“People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.”)
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To: NOBO2012
Maybe Piers would like to interview the Taliban in Afghanistan? They’d love to tell him about gun control, women’s rights, and freedom of speech.
21 posted on 12/30/2012 2:13:57 PM PST by vetvetdoug
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