Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Alan Colmesís lips are so damn swollen itís unbelievable (He says he fell on them)
The BLAZE ^ | 1-15-2013 | Eddie Scarry

Posted on 01/16/2013 8:28:22 AM PST by smoothsailing

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-6061-65 next last

1 posted on 01/16/2013 8:28:28 AM PST by smoothsailing
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

My late mother, upon seeing Alan Colmes on TV, said he looked like a frog peeping through ice.


2 posted on 01/16/2013 8:30:31 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing
SOMEONE GOT COLLEGEN INJECTIONS!!

Why lie about it? That just makes you look (even more) stupid

I had a mini-facelift and told everyone when it happened- its not like it wasn't obvious

Typical liberal- lies even when the truth would actually be better

3 posted on 01/16/2013 8:31:24 AM PST by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Comment #4 Removed by Moderator

To: smoothsailing

I’d guess it was collagen injections or something.

I just saw Janine Turner on the news and thought the same about her.


5 posted on 01/16/2013 8:32:13 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

He fell on his face hard enough to cause massive swelling of his lips but there aren’t any other marks, cuts, bruises or scrapes. I call bS on that. Alan is doing the botox thingy.


6 posted on 01/16/2013 8:32:50 AM PST by circlecity
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

Ha! A liberal ghoul surgically making his exterior as hideous as his inner self. (Not that he wasn’t ugly on the outside to start.)

I’m pleased to know that this evil man is so tormented that he feels a need to do this to himself.


7 posted on 01/16/2013 8:32:50 AM PST by brownsfan (Behold, the power of government cheese.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

Didn’t think Alan Colmes could get any uglier. I was wrong.


8 posted on 01/16/2013 8:33:56 AM PST by pgkdan ( "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~Thomas Jefferson)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

I saw Colmes this morning on Fox and was stuned like a beeber on full auto, at how strange he looked, and we are used to his usual strangeness. He looked like he had some bad plastic surgery. Recently saw Courtney Cox (while channel flipping) on some talk show and she looked horrible,with the stretched face of another plastic surgery fail.


9 posted on 01/16/2013 8:33:56 AM PST by TheConservativeParty ("Trust in The Lord." Psalm 37:3)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

I would have used “bee sting allergy”.


10 posted on 01/16/2013 8:33:56 AM PST by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

11 posted on 01/16/2013 8:34:19 AM PST by Carpe Cerevisi
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: CatherineofAragon

When I see Alan Colmes on TV, I turn the channel. I don’t have much stomach for O’Reilly anyway, but Colmes puts me over the edge.


12 posted on 01/16/2013 8:34:19 AM PST by PGR88
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

Not collagen, that’s the result of having them stuck to Obama’s ass for the last four years.


13 posted on 01/16/2013 8:35:15 AM PST by Wyatt's Torch (I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

I’m sure his boyfriend, Barack, will appreciate those new lips.


14 posted on 01/16/2013 8:35:52 AM PST by RC one (.From My Cold Dead Hands.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing
Looks like Botox to me.

He and all the other Hollywood starlets.

15 posted on 01/16/2013 8:37:07 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (TYRANNY: When the people fear the politicians. LIBERTY: When the politicians fear the people.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

16 posted on 01/16/2013 8:37:39 AM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: CatherineofAragon
LOL!


17 posted on 01/16/2013 8:37:59 AM PST by smoothsailing
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: cripplecreek
I just saw Janine Turner on the news and thought the same about her

NO! She's one of my all-time favorite faces . . . I hope she didn't make any changes.

18 posted on 01/16/2013 8:40:33 AM PST by laweeks
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing
Sly Stallone's mom fell down the same steps


19 posted on 01/16/2013 8:41:10 AM PST by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: smoothsailing

A muppet with a flying eyebrow.


20 posted on 01/16/2013 8:41:49 AM PST by BigFinn (BigHat wisdom: Always drink upstream from the herd.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-6061-65 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson