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Hollywood Gone Wild: SAGging Towards Gomorrah
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-28-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 01/28/2013 9:13:32 AM PST by NOBO2012

Of course there are other stories in the news.(snip)Butt I know that what you’re really interested in are the SAG Awards handed out last night, so here goes.

It’s hard to believe that the Golden Globes were handed out just two weeks ago, butt what a difference! Let’s start with the most Improved Award, which goes hands down to Jessica Chastain:

  jessica c in calvin kleinjessica chastain

If it weren’t for the fact that you can tell she has an inny this look would be a complete winner.(snip)

First runner up, same category, goes to Nicole Kidman:


(snip)In fact the once elegant Nicole doesn’t seem to have much about her own self that is genuine any more:


In fact in her more-or- less original form she looked more like Bernadette Peters than she did “Nicole Kidman”:


Wow! it’s amazing what a little hair straightening, nose slimming, teeth correction, chin implant, and unlimited supply of Botox can do for your self-esteem.


(snip)Butt back to the SAGS: in the opposite category, Reverse Progress, the top award went to Julianne Moore.

julianne moorejulianne moore chanel


(snip)Award for best wardrobe malfunction: another tie. Between Jennifer Lawrence and Michelle Dockery. Although in both cases it was more pilot error than actual  “malfunction.”(snip)


jennifer lawrence


In Michelle’s case, well let’s just say she didn’t wish to get typecast as the uptight, prim and proper Lady Mary Crawley she plays in Downton Abbey.


           Michelle Dockery attends the 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium

Mission accomplished.

Now, since we’re focusing on black silk bodices, let’s jump right to the worst dressed of the evening: that distinction goes to Sigourney Weaver(snip)


(snip)Worst hair award; yet another tie! Between January Jones and Alec Baldwin.(snip)And had he known he was going to win he would have either had his temples touched up or his toupee sent out for few gray highlights.


And finally, my winner in the best dressed category: hands down, Amanda Seyfried (Les Miserables) in navy blue Zac Posen. Gorgeous.

amanda seyfried

(snip)As for who actually won the awards for their performances, well to quote the wise woman of the hour: “What difference does it make.” Read the Rest Here>>>

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; sag; sagawards

1 posted on 01/28/2013 9:13:42 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Is that shoe box under Sigourney Weaver’s tunic part of the dress, or is she taking a pet for a walk?

2 posted on 01/28/2013 9:28:34 AM PST by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: NOBO2012

Nice dress on Amanda Seyfried. I just bought a new suit in that shade of navy.

3 posted on 01/28/2013 9:32:16 AM PST by Perdogg (Mark Levin - It's called the Bill of Rights not Bill of Needs)
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To: NOBO2012

I recently got an HDTV and, watching “30 Rock,” it’s amazing to see how shoe polish-like dye Baldwin uses in his hair and on his eyebrows.

4 posted on 01/28/2013 9:32:27 AM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: NOBO2012
I don't watch any of the awards shows (not in 25 years) ...
... but I did surf onto a post-Golden Globe show where Joan Rivers' criticism had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes:
5 posted on 01/28/2013 9:43:55 AM PST by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: NOBO2012

I’m sick & went to bed early & I loved this post! Thanks. I also enjoyed your comments which made me laugh out loud. my husband’s hard & fast rule is, “Don’t show any cleavage.” I have to say I agree. He’s a little uptight, but some people could use a little more uptightness in their dressing!

6 posted on 01/28/2013 10:02:14 AM PST by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: NOBO2012

On seeing the photo of the Mooch, I thought, “wow. Talk about sag.”

7 posted on 01/28/2013 10:20:11 AM PST by DPMD
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