Skip to comments.Butt, Butt, Butt: MOOchelle's Future Plans
Posted on 02/06/2013 10:37:21 AM PST by NOBO2012
I know youd like me to continue to investigate the Big Butt theory as propagated by WaPo. Butt frankly the charges of racism against those who talk about Lady Ms rather ample caboose have been amply covered by others on the intertoobs such as BLUR-BRAIN:
White House Dossier (h/t: ImNoDhimmi) and SadHill News:
Butt really; its time to Move On.Org and Ive been assigned the all important job of changing the narrative. Because while we may not have any bigger butts -
we do have bigger fish to fry. For example what, exactly, will Lady M be spending her time on for these next 4 years? MsNBC thinks they have an inside track on that:
Despite her success with those marquee campaigns [ed.No Childs Fat Behind, I Military Families], feminists have criticized the First Lady for her self-described moniker of mom-in-chief.
Whats lost often in the story of Michelle Obama is that this was a former career woman, said Marie Claire Magazine features editor Lea Goldman to Chris Jansing. She had a very high profile career as a hospital administrator. Shes a trained lawyer. We dont often hear about that when we talk about Michelle Obama.
I feel compelled to remind Marie Claire Magazine features editor Lea Goldman that there is a very good reason for that. Her very high profile career as a hospital administrator was marred by charges that her principle responsibility as Vice President of Community Relations was how shall I put it? patient dumping. I believe thats the technical term.
Butt dont just take my word for it; its been well documented by people with far better sources than I have.
And regarding that trained lawyer designation: well thats putting a very fine spin on the voluntarily surrendered law license incident. Let the record reflect that one does not just wake up one day and say to ones self gee, a dont really think I need that law license that I worked so hard to get anymore." And if you dont believe me, ask your lawyer. Even if shes retired.(snip)
On the outside chance that MO might decide to open that trap door and get her fair shot at running for some political office say the First Black Female Commander-in-Chief (FiB-CiC) shes going to need a little more international experience. Im not saying she should be Secretary of State. Thats way too much work, and Lady Ms way too educated to just be a secretary.
I would suggest she get more international experience (beyond her trip to Kitzbuhel) by adding some international womens issues to her resume. There surely are enough issues that she could adopt, such as the Saudis concern with a womans right to drive.
(snip)After all, these are the issues that are important to Americans. All our polls tell us so.
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So look for MO to emerge from her chrysalis as the Administrations new Minister of Truth.
That would, of course, be in addition to her current responsibilities as Minister of our Quantitative Eating program:
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When she hauls ass it takes two trips.
I really don’t understand the flap here.
The Left makes fun of the appearance of their opponents all the time (not unlike the “cool kids” in Jr. High School). A little bit of their own comes back at them and they’re in hysterics? Please.
Is it true she has to use two seats when on AF1?.
I'd have thought USAF would need this to haul Moosechelle around:
It looks like all that lobster goes right to her a$$.
Bertha Butt, one of the Butt sisters.
Wasn’t it that Alinsky chap who said, “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon?” (Rule #5) So boo-cry-me-a-river-hoo.
When she visits classrooms and turns around, her ass erases the blackboards. (am I allowed to say "black"?)
And yet there’s not one late nite comedian who jokes about her fat ass, not even once, in their monologues. If Mrs. Bush was a lard-ass, they’d still be giggling every nite.
Kill visual polution, put it in a burka!
Frankly, I’m glad jokes about her butt are off-limits!
Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t see why anyone would want to go there, comedy-wise.
“ca·boose [kuh-boos] Show IPA
a car on a freight train, used chiefly as the crew’s quarters and usually attached to the rear of the train.
British . a kitchen on the deck of a ship; galley.
Slang. the buttocks.”
Kill visual polution, put it in a burka.
In Africa, Kenya maybe.