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At last, an effective treatment for HIPSTER
YouTube ^ | 7 Feb 2013 | laughlol62

Posted on 02/09/2013 7:06:23 AM PST by Notary Sojac

Ask your doctor about Unpretentiousil today.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: hipster
Ask your doctor about Unpretentiousil today.
1 posted on 02/09/2013 7:06:27 AM PST by Notary Sojac
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To: Notary Sojac

Too funny!


2 posted on 02/09/2013 7:11:41 AM PST by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: Notary Sojac

I loved the slo-mo shots that had the douchebags en masse lounging about in the park looking like cattle grazing. These people are so disconnected from any/everything real and true.

What do these people do? I mean, what do they produce? What do they contribute to the world?


3 posted on 02/09/2013 7:22:29 AM PST by Rodamala
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To: Notary Sojac

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.


4 posted on 02/09/2013 7:24:44 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (What word begins with "O" and ends in economic collapse?)
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To: goodwithagun
My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.

I have a t-shirt that says, "I'd rather hunt with Dick Chaney than ride with Ted Kennedy."

5 posted on 02/09/2013 7:26:45 AM PST by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: Notary Sojac

I had to laugh a bit, but some of that stuff hits home.

I have a beard, a few V-neck t-shirts, enjoy microbrews (and homebrew), like vinyl records, appreciate fair trade products, am a committed contrarian, and make things at home which can easily be bought at a local supermarket.

Heck, I even restore and listen to tube radios from the 1930s and 1940s.
(BTW, the Black Keys sound great on an old Philco console radio).


6 posted on 02/09/2013 7:42:49 AM PST by EricT. (The Second Amendment is Tyrant Control.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

How many teenage daughters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. The teenage daughter holds the bulb, and the whole world revolves around her.


7 posted on 02/09/2013 7:50:11 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Notary Sojac

THAT was hilarious!


8 posted on 02/09/2013 7:55:58 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: EricT.
I had to laugh a bit, but some of that stuff hits home.

The committed hipster drinks Pabst (as shown), has an "ironic" habit (e.g. wearing John Deere baseball hats), must be an urban dweller, has but one Republican friend (who is always referred to as "my one Republican friend), so I think you are safe from the hipster label.
9 posted on 02/09/2013 8:06:13 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("C'est la vie" say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell. -- Chuck Berry)
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To: Rodamala; Kartographer; blam; The Duke; WakeUpAndVote; JRandomFreeper; Bride Of Old Sarge; ...
What do these people do? I mean, what do they produce? What do they contribute to the world?

There was an article not too long ago, about a prepper who was talking to a group of "young people" about what they would do when the fecal matter impacts on the rotating oscillator.

The conversation that followed was disturbing. One hipster said his skills included "a great personality, plays the guitar, and knows Xbox".

One girl had a bag packed in case she had to bug out of the dorms, but when asked where she might go, she replied, "I guess south, because they've got food and stuff".

Another girl said that in case of SHTF, she'd make a living offering herself for sex.

And they all vote. Twice, even.

10 posted on 02/09/2013 8:18:46 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Notary Sojac

the dream of 1890s is alive in portland...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/mPKe9OfWs-M

sorry, can’t figure out how to embed the video


11 posted on 02/09/2013 9:08:10 AM PST by clio morrel (smoking is healthier than facism.)
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To: Notary Sojac

I have a 31 year old daughter. Drinks Pabst, makes guacamole, wears scarves, lives in Hoboken, photographs food, wears old Christmas sweaters.

We love her dearly, but she fits the mold.


12 posted on 02/09/2013 9:08:17 AM PST by cicero2k
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To: Old Sarge

Yep... we SHOULD fear for this country


13 posted on 02/09/2013 3:07:49 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Old Sarge

At least the last girl is a realist.


14 posted on 02/09/2013 4:36:03 PM PST by The Duke
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To: Notary Sojac

Stupid Hipsters


15 posted on 02/09/2013 5:14:10 PM PST by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Whew! That’s a relief, Doc.


16 posted on 02/10/2013 2:46:50 AM PST by EricT. (The Second Amendment is Tyrant Control.)
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