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Illinois Governor Proposes New Assault Weapons Rules
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 Feb 2013 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/09/2013 10:30:48 AM PST by John Semmens

Governor Pat Quinn (D) used his annual “State of the State” address to call for new rules on so-called assault weapons and high-capacity magazines. As outlined, under his proposal only those seeking permission for same-sex “marriages” would be authorized to own these types of firearm devices.

As Quinn explained it, “those seeking same-sex ‘marriage’ are among the most endangered members of our society. Their ability to propagate their own kind is hampered by unfair biological impediments. On top of this there is a well of anti-homosexual animosity among their fellow citizens that threatens their very survival. Since this gay minority is vastly outnumbered by a hateful straight majority their need for powerful weapons of self-defense should be self-evident.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2013/02/09/administration-asserts-right-to-assassinate-enemies/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: gays; guncontrol; guns; liberals; satire; secondamendment

1 posted on 02/09/2013 10:31:03 AM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 02/09/2013 10:43:58 AM PST by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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3 posted on 02/09/2013 10:46:56 AM PST by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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I have rules change proposal:
We buy 'em . . . you leave us alone.
4 posted on 02/09/2013 10:54:22 AM PST by YHAOS
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Isn't the Illinois governorship just a way-station to the Illinois state penitentiary?
5 posted on 02/09/2013 10:55:13 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (TYRANNY: When the people fear the politicians. LIBERTY: When the politicians fear the people.)
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Like someone said the day Blago resigned - the three scariest words in Illinois politics are: Governor. Pat. Quinn.

The man is a drooling idiot...


6 posted on 02/09/2013 11:41:56 AM PST by bigbob
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We need a law that requires:

- rfid global positioning chips placed in all law enforcement, dea, batf, dhs, fbi, and any other government emplyoyees allowed to carry firearms
- permanent logs monitored and retained of the whereabouts of those employees above
- government employees are to be held to a higher standard than civilians. As such, any evidence that may be found to reveal that there is a “blue shield” attempt to hide evidence of commission of a crime or falsification of evidence shall subject the government employees to twice the penalty that a civilian would have received
- Government employees shall be prohibihited from access to weapons not available for use by the civilian public


7 posted on 02/09/2013 2:34:46 PM PST by Real Cynic No More
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Someone is messing with you John, I got this. I clicked on through but why is it coming up?

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8 posted on 02/09/2013 2:40:03 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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the three scariest words in Illinois politics are: Governor. Pat. Quinn. The man is a drooling idiot...

Who managed to get elected back to office, just like the drooling idiot in the WH.

It's just criminal how Crook County rules this state.

9 posted on 02/09/2013 2:44:50 PM PST by Marathoner (What are we waiting for? Where are the Articles of Impeachment!)
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If we can limit the number of rounds in a firearm magazine, we can limit the number of pages in a Playboy magazine. The same specious utilitarian logic that applies to the first also applies to the second.


10 posted on 02/09/2013 3:00:10 PM PST by theBuckwheat
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