Posted on 02/10/2013 12:17:17 PM PST by John Semmens
Though Vice-President Joe Biden has been hinting that President Obama is willing to hold direct one-on-one talks with Iran to try to resolve differences between the two countries, Iran is having none of it.
“The Americans talk as if their agreement to bilateral talks is a great gift to us,” Ayatollah Ali Khamenei declared. “Do they think we cannot tell the difference between a donkey and an ass?”
The problem as Khamenei sees it is that “the President of the United States is a lying liar who lies. We are not such fools as to perceive such talks as anything other than another opportunity for him to deceive us.”
Biden called Khamenei’s remarks “an encouraging sign. It’s the same kind of stuff we say about Republicans all the time. It shows that we may not be as far apart in our way of thinking as most people assume.”
In related news, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad volunteered to be the first Iranian sent into space. The offer followed the regime’s claim to have successfully launched and retrieved a monkey last week. “In my mind, I’m already there,” Ahmadinejad asserted. “My term as president ends in June, so I’ll be looking for other ways to serve my country.” Ahmadinejad expressed confidence that he would “do at least as good a job of piloting the space ship as the monkey they just sent.”
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John, you cut that out now, you hear? It sounded just like the kind of thing Biden would say. I was about to post that thought before I saw your name.
John, you cut that out now, you hear? It sounded just like the kind of thing Biden would say. I was about to post that thought before I saw your name.
LOL!
Obama is like the besotted young lass chasing the arrogant young master down the hall.
Instead of courting Iran, we should demonstrate that we can put boot to @** anytime we feel the need.
Ahmadinejad gives Sparky the Wonder Prez another bitch slap... too bad he’s too stupid to realize it.
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