It’s catch and release, BO, release!Posted on 04/02/2013 8:13:52 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Sheeze! Lighten up! Everyone is picking on Big Guy for missing 20 of his 22 shots at the shootout (can I say that?) yesterday.
It’s catch and release, BO, release!
Some people even cynically suggested that BO shot all those “bricks” on purpose to draw attention to his new gazillion dollar “infrastructure” project to rebuild Amerika. “Somebody” doesn’t know Big Guy very well if he thinks that’s even a remote possibility.
(SNIP)
That brick thing reminded me of the movie I watched on Easter though; you may have heard of it: Cecil B. de Mille’s The Ten Commandments? The Pharaoh - now he knew how to use bricks! Check out his infrastructure projects:
Of course Ramses didn’t build that on his own; somebody else helped him build that. Slaves, as I recall.
So even with all those bricks BO won’t be able to get our infrastructure rolling like that because I think we all know Big Guy’s position on slaves.
Although, given the proper incentives, I suppose his position could evolve.
We’ll just redefine “slave” to mean “community service.” God bless you Jacques Derrida!
Anyway, there were all sorts of other activities at our huge annual Spring Sphere Roll as well. Here’s my 30 second wrap-up:
Thousands of cute kids:
Cute Kid President (on the right):
Thousands of cute pictures of MO,
(SNIP)
Butt here’s what I know you’ve been waiting for: my winner in the Peep-orama contest. Here are my finalists:
Peeple of Wall Street
Peepum Style
and the first runner up:
The InaugurPEEPtion
And now, what you’ve been waiting for - the winning entry: MINE!
Normally
(SNIP)
Behold your winner:
Oh sure, I “borrowed” the concept butt I think my execution is unique enough to qualify as original. And if you don’t agree you can always appeal the ruling to the Peeps court (that would be me too).
We’re ready for our close up, Mr. de Mille:
All Hail, the Peeples Presidente!
So let it be written, so let it be done!
No, you can just post it all right here.
Is proof that his hubris will be his downfall. Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad.
Yes, I know it's polytheism and I'm a Christian one true God type, it's still a perfect quote.
That Black Man can’t jump!...
"2-22? I do look the fool here...damn, WTF?"
Well, she can’t cross her bow-legged stumps.
her junk gets in the way.
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