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Obama's Lapdogs Go "Savage"
Michelle Obama's Mirror | 5-12-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 05/13/2013 7:19:36 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Our strategy for crisis management – which up till now has fluctuated between  “that’s a lie!” and “that happened a very long time ago” to “what difference does it make?” – has been modified. One of the Really Big Brains (RBB) decided to try overwhelming our enemies by  expanding the number of breaking scandals to the point that our MSM sock puppets will just put their slippers back on and pad off to the kitchen to make some hot cocoa.

Screenshot Studio capture #1082The uncurious George sock slippers

So the Big White leaked the IRS scandal themselves, foolishly thinking they could “manage” it. I don’t know why they thought so, as they’ve been unable to manage anything other than Organizing For America up till now. It’s already spun out of control, with our former sock puppets at the WaPo leading the charge:

On Jan. 15, 2012 the agency decided to target “political action type organizations involved in limiting/expanding Government, educating on the Constitution and Bill of Rights, social economic reform movement.,”

What the RBB’s didn’t realize at the time was that they could have just sat idle since another big scandal was about to break out on its own: Extortion 17.

extortion17.2jpg

Some people are starting to ask uncomfortable questions about why

“our military piled 30 of our best and brightest highly trained Special Operation forces into an old Chinook helicopter built in the early 1960′s that had last been retro-fitted in 1985 and was documented to be in very poor condition.” [ed., let the record reflect that Michael Savage was the first to ask this question, back in August of 2011]

Since it’s getting harder and harder now to keep all of our stories straight, and public sentiment seemed to be turning against us, we went immediately to Plan B –

(SNIP)

Anyway, Plan B for handling our unraveling public relations stories is, as always, to deploy Lady M. She’s the hardest working FLOTUS in politics.

mo eku commencement

In her inimitable way, Lady M took the focus off all of the dead bodies laying around by making the commencement ceremony at Eastern Kentucky University all about…her!

I didn’t even know how to furnish my own dorm room. I saw all these other kids moving in all sorts of couches and lamps and decorations for their rooms, but when I unpacked my belongings, I realized that I didn’t even have the right size sheets for my bed –- mine were way too short. So that first night, I stretched the sheets down as far as they could go, then I draped the covers over the foot of my bed so when I crawled into bed my legs were sticking out past the sheets, rubbing up against that cold, plastic mattress. And I slept that way for the entire freshman year.

So now you know - too short, too tight - Lady M’s problems with proper fit go way, way back!

annotated walmart suitWMLady M, East Room January 24, 2011

And for what it’s worth, I see we’ve returned to one of our old hair styles. I don’t know what it means butt I promise you, I’ll get to the bottom of it. Inquiring minds want to know.

PS: For a really fun trip back in time, you might want to review the entire post “Movin’ To the Center” in which we saw this lovely home sewing project. Ironically, it was an event  - what else? – honoring military families.

...Read The Rest Here>>>


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: benghazi; obama; sealteam6

1 posted on 05/13/2013 7:19:37 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
One of the Really Big Brains (RBB) decided to try overwhelming our enemies by expanding the number of breaking scandals to the point that our MSM sock puppets will just put their slippers back on and pad off to the kitchen to make some hot cocoa.

That was Bill Clinton's strategy. People forget, which I guess is the point.

2 posted on 05/13/2013 7:21:53 AM PDT by Maceman (Just say "NO" to tyranny.)
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To: NOBO2012
...Read The Rest Here>>>

Or you could just post it here instead of being a blogpimp.

3 posted on 05/13/2013 7:28:18 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

I’m fine with it.

Go play in traffic.


4 posted on 05/13/2013 7:47:05 AM PDT by sauropod (Fat Bottomed Girl: "What difference, at this point, does it make?")
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To: sauropod
I’m fine with it.

That's nice. Thanks for sharing.

5 posted on 05/13/2013 7:58:57 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: NOBO2012

That’s what I call her “Pissed-off Diana Ross” look...we’ll be seeing more of it...


6 posted on 05/13/2013 8:03:18 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: sauropod; Eleutheria5; Nachum

Stumblethumber = Jihadi-symp, CNN rear-licker.

Of course FR’s own article-posting page HAS A LIMIT and forces the excerpting; maybe he’d know that IF HE EVER POSTED AN ARTICLE.

Oh but that would take =away hits from CNN where he really gets his news from.

Here’s an idea, we ridicule him without pinging him, simply refuse to reply to his stupid comments


7 posted on 05/14/2013 9:51:41 AM PDT by Yehuda
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To: Yehuda; humblegunner
Here’s an idea, we ridicule him without pinging him

A bad idea, but perhaps the best you could imagine.

8 posted on 05/14/2013 10:40:40 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Yehuda

“FR’s own article-posting page HAS A LIMIT and forces the excerpting”

Only if the pimp diddles the excerpt button.
Count the words in this blog post.. if you can:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3018947/posts


9 posted on 05/14/2013 10:44:04 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Yehuda

IF HE EVER POSTED AN ARTICLE.

- - - -

Like these?

http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:humblegunner/index?tab=articles


10 posted on 05/14/2013 10:47:43 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: thackney

“A bad idea, but perhaps the best you could imagine.”

Wow, how witty. (let em try that:

“IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?”

Please tell me you aren’t as stupid as he is.

I read the guidelines you reposted from JR re blogging (and have been reading the forum rules since I joined almost 13 years ago), and they don’t apply to 99% of the sites that stumblehumper whines about.

One has to wonder if flumpingpumper simply wants us to only link from CNN because he owns stock in it and wants to boost their revenue.

Otherwise why would he jam up threads from strong non-MSM politically and religiously conservative sites?

I thought y’all consider him a “great conservative”?


11 posted on 05/14/2013 10:48:17 AM PDT by Yehuda
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To: Yehuda

Impressive, more name calling.

May God bless you, I suspect you need it.


12 posted on 05/14/2013 10:50:26 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: thackney

You’re right, he posts, and HE EXCERPTS.

Lookie here, flumping plumber, why did he make hardworking, donating Freepers GO TO ANOTHER WEBSITE!!!???

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2980638/posts

or here

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2980279/posts

or here

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2871540/posts

(I’d post more, but many of guntyslumper’s posts are dupes, locked because some other freeper posted before him...

Hmmm.. wonder if he copies posts just to show he’s posting...


13 posted on 05/14/2013 10:56:41 AM PDT by Yehuda
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To: thackney

What blessings God decides to give or keep from me aren’t dependent on comments from the likes of you and your idiot friend.

PS - Your little goat humper friend started the name calling a long time ago.


14 posted on 05/14/2013 10:59:47 AM PDT by Yehuda
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To: humblegunner

“Only if the pimp diddles the excerpt button.”

Like you do on so many of your posts?

Maybe that should be your new handle, “pimpdiddler”.


15 posted on 05/14/2013 11:12:27 AM PDT by Yehuda
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To: Yehuda

Now you’re kind of ceasing to make any sense at all.


16 posted on 05/14/2013 11:14:28 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Yehuda
Your little goat humper friend started the name calling a long time ago.

Do you always use the actions of others to justify your own? Or do you set your own standards?

What blessings God decides to give or keep from me aren’t dependent on comments from the likes of you

Absolutely, I am but a sinner and depend on God's grace. He doesn't obey my requests, I try and often fail to obey him. None the less, I will pray for you to have God's guiding hand in your life.

17 posted on 05/14/2013 11:50:54 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: humblegunner; NOBO2012
Blog pimp or not, this article is so disjointed as to be unintelligible.
18 posted on 05/14/2013 11:58:08 AM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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