Posted on 07/22/2013 12:52:51 PM PDT by xzins
Known to neighborhood watchers around the nation, "Neighborhood Watch for Dummies" is required reading for wannabe cops who can't cut it and end up in the neighborhood watch profession. Neighborhood watching isn't a lucrative part time job, but it is one with a lasting television contract and its own game show, "What's My Lie?"
On today's show, we are dealing with the Police Dispatcher who told George Zimmerman to "stay in Peru where your kind should be kept". All of us know that had George followed that simple instruction from the police, that little Trayvon Martin would not have had a chance to jump him from "da bushes". (Nor would tiny Trayvon have had to suffer the indignity of walking through "da bushes" time warp that aged him 7 years and increased his size to 6'3".)
“Besides,” said the highly decorated Police Commissioner, who happened to be manning the dispatch line that fateful night in Gotham City, "Had Zimmerman stayed in Peru, he could have entered the US as an illegal and gotten free health care for himself and any member of his targeted community. It's truly sad. Had George just followed our simple instructions to STAY IN PERU, none of this kaka stuff would have happened. And the bills would have been paid." As you can see, dear listener, this is a truly depressing situation.
All of this is, of course, anticipated if one reads the precise instructions found in chapter 5 of "Neighborhood Watch for Dummies." In Section 5, paragraph 5 it reads, "If told to Stay in Peru, do so immediately, do not pass go, do not even get out of your truck."
Friends and neighbors, it can't get more clear than that. It's as clear as our best seller "Thuggery for Dummies" that bluntly says, "Don't come to a gun fight armed with a concrete sidewalk." (The footnote on this thuggery page goes to another of our books "Racial Politics for Dummies" that cites the aforementioned "stay outta da bushes.")
So, in concluding today's show, our famous question: "What's my lie?"
Is it that the Dispatcher said, "Stay in Peru?"
Is it that the Dispatcher said, "Stay in the Truck?"
Is it that the Dispatcher said, "Don't follow him?"
Is it that the Dispatcher said, "Stay outta da bushes?"
Surprise!
All of the above are lies, Ladies and Gentleman. George Zimmerman was not told "Stay in Peru." Nor was he told "Stay in your truck." He wasn't even told "Don't follow him." And while "stay outta da bushes" is only common sense, it was not said by the Dispatcher!
This is clearly verified in the transcript of the event found at:
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/326700-full-transcript-zimmerman.html
So, the next time you are not told "Stay in Peru", please know that everyone will swear that you were.
And the next time you are not told "Stay in your truck!", do not say you were not told because the media is not interested in what you were not told if it does not fit what they do not want to report.
“And thus endeth the lesson.”
The Trayvon pictures that should be used are the ones of his sorry ass DEAD, after assaulting an armed man, and finding out he messed with the wrong guy.
speaking of Trayvon Martin, see the above article
Travon’s death could have also been avoided if he hadn’t sat on top of George Zimmerman punching him and beating his head against the sidewalk.
That is a great picture. First time I’ve seen it.
Brilliant!!!!
ping
What about G's right to go where he wanted too?
Of course facts and reality mean nothing to the purveyors of hate and revenge.
Are we allowed to joke about this yet?
I lost my protocol book, and Dear Abby isn’t in the papers anymore. :>)
Were those pics from his own phone?
None of this would have happened if “DeeDee” had said:
“Are you beating that Cracka, Trayvon?”
“Yes.”
“I don’t need you to do that.”
Too bad the opposite happened.
LOL!
She might’ve said more like:
“ohn eedja do dat, Trey”
And he was unarmed, and Zim profiled the poor little black child, hunted him down, and shot him because he wanted to.
You WILL here that from a leftie discussing the issue.
Or maybe just a toddler
See post #3
Lord Help Us! Ohio PAC Raising Money To Buy George Zimmerman A New Gun (DETAILS)
http://globalgrind.com/news/ohio-pac-raise-money-buy-george-zimmerman-new-gun-details#ixzz2ZokJqvuD
I watched video of a simple 22LR round punching a clean hole in a half inch of pine at 440 yards...a quarter mile. A half inch of pine is considered one measure of lethality. A clean hold in 1/2 inch pine means entering flesh, which is far softer, will be unhindered.
22LR's are everywhere.
Ohioans -- and I are one -- is crazy!
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