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DUmmie FUnnies 08-03-13 (Obongo Unchanged: Even the DUmmies are down on Obama)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 3, 2013 | DUmmie Fire Walk With Me, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/02/2013 10:41:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

You know things are going bad, when you're the most liberal, socialist, gayest president in American history, and yet even the progressive moonbats are down on you. Such is life right now for that guy who sometimes visits the White House--oh, what's his name again? Yeah, Barack Obongo, TPFKAO (The President Formerly Known As Obamassiah). But the bloom is off that rose. That train left the station long ago. In other words, Obie is well into his Lame Duck Dynasty.

See the DUmmies dump on their former hero, the guy they used to swoon over! It's all here in this THREAD by DUmmie Fire Walk with Me, "What remains unchanged or has worsened under Obama?"

So let us now travel to DUmmieland, the Unhappiest Place on Earth, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, whose dislike of Obama remains unchanged, since I never liked him in the first place, is in the [Barackets]:

What remains unchanged or has worsened under Obama?

[What remains unchanged? Obongo. What has worsened? America.]

BARACK OBAMA IS

OBONGO UNCHANGED

[DUmmie Fire Walk With Me then goes on to list about 87 ways--or maybe it's 187--ways in which Obama has let down America. We'll list just a few . . .]

Citizens United = unlimited donations and campaign spending by corporations and rich businessmen. $2 billion spent upon this election cycle. Mussolini's definition of Fascism says it should be called corporatism, because it is a merger of state and corporate power.

[Hey, Fire Walk . . .}

A multiple hundred-fold disparity in income between CEOs and workers. . . .

[OK, DUmmie Fire Walk With Me, so let's say we pass a law requiring CEOs and workers all to receive the same pay. What will happen? Who will work hard enough to be a successful CEO, since you can't earn any more than an average worker? And what will happen to a business when it has to use all its profits--or more--to pay drastically higher wages to the workers? And what will happen to the costs to the consumer? DUmmie Fire Walk, are you sure you've thought all this through?]

Drones used for summary execution of foreigners and US citizens abroad. . . . Hundreds of children killed by these drones. . . . There are 64 drone bases being built within the US as you read this.

[Gain of Drones.]

The Bush-era FISA warrantless wireless wiretapping bill was just signed. . . .

[Barack McSame.]

All your information are belong to us.

[All your base are deserting you.]

7400+ Occupy members bloodied and arrested. . . .

[Say, whatever happened to Our Favorite OWSie, Trust Fund Ted Hall, the Tedward? If he's been bloodied, it's probably from falling down in a haze of smoke.]

The FBI have been raiding Occupy activists' apartments for "literature". . . .

[And all they found was OccuPoet Misty Rowan's "The Huff and Puff of My Frustration."]

The TSA, who have been testing out on buses.

[DUmmie Fire Walk throws the TSA under the bus.]

Obama, corporate shill

[And yet Will the Shill Pitt will still shill for him.]

The 1st Amendment is very nearly gone, and they're starting on the 4th (TSA, etc.).

[Hey, this is the guy you voted for! Twice! This is your Obamassiah.]

Obama has done nothing to wind down or eliminate GEORGE BUSH'S surveillance state.

[Bush and Obama are even taking pictures of children at Disneyland! Six-year-old children, Mandrake!]

What's not to love? Infinite.

[And then some.]

Where is the outrage?

[Fire Walk, I think you need to organize a Million DUmmie March on the White House! Impeach Obama now! No justice, no peace! Do it for Trayvon!]

[DUmmie Fire Walk With Me has just spent 3,123 words--literally! I counted them!--bashing Obama. Let's hear now from his fellow DUmmies . . .]

Wow, what a racist rant.

[Yes, anyone who criticizes The Black Man in the White House MUST be a racist! Good call, DUmmie Scuba.]

Dearest Scuba,

The great love and tenderness I have hitherto expressed for you is false, and I now feel that my indifference towards you increases proportionably every day, and the more I see you the more I appear ridiculous, and an object of contempt, and the more I feel disposed, inclined, and finally determined, to hate you. Believe me I never had the least inclination to offer you my hand and heart. Our last conversation has I assure you, left a wretched insipidity, which has be no means possessed me with the most exalted opinion of your character. Yes, madam, and you will much oblige me by avoiding me. And if ever we are united, I shall experience nothing but the fearful hatred of my parents, added to an everlasting displeasure of living with you. Yes, madam, I think sincerely. You need not put yourself to the smallest trouble or send or write me an answer —— Adieu. And believe that I am so averse to you that it is really impossible I should ever be, Madam, Your affectionate lover till death.

Hissyspit

P.S. I'll miss the whoopee.

[Well, that's it, then. DUmmie Scuba and DUmmie Hissyspit are now sideways.]

Obama is a well spoken shill for Wall Street, military contractors and global corporate interests. People need to wake up, Obama's not Justin Bieber. . . .

[Oh yeah?]

President Obama is a President, not a dictator.

[Give him time.]

The critical thinking skills of DUers has definitely worsened!

[We're talking serious negative numbers.]

Emoprog puritopianism has gotten worse.

["Emoprog puritopianism"! You win the prize, DUmmie BeyondGeography! I can't top that!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; emoprogpuritopianism; obama; obongo; obongounchanged
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1 posted on 08/02/2013 10:41:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

Late-nite PING!


2 posted on 08/02/2013 10:43:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obongo Unchanged!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Shouldn’t it be D’Barry Unchoomed?


3 posted on 08/02/2013 10:46:40 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I aim to raise a million plus for Gov. Palin. What'll you do?.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Is Obama striking out?


4 posted on 08/02/2013 10:51:31 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Charles Henrickson

So now we are all unhappy.

Zero wins.


5 posted on 08/02/2013 10:51:51 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Post wedding week long party top ten.


6 posted on 08/02/2013 10:55:20 PM PDT by Mercat
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To: Charles Henrickson
Scuby Doobie DOooof...♪
7 posted on 08/02/2013 10:59:20 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’m afraid to google “Empoprog puritopienism”

Sounds like something I don’t need to know about. :)

(Glad to see you back!)


8 posted on 08/02/2013 11:22:53 PM PDT by berdie
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To: berdie
yada yada yada yada.. you got what you voted for.. and you'll vote for more.. just so you can complain more... yada yada


9 posted on 08/02/2013 11:28:02 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Charles Henrickson

Not long ago that kind of talk would get someone tombstoned at DU so fast they wouldn’t know what hit them.


10 posted on 08/03/2013 1:23:18 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: GeronL
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11 posted on 08/03/2013 3:19:37 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

But the bloom is off that rose.

Yep. and even if we just continue to slouch toward oblivion, that is, with nothing much worse happening than predictable degradation, the demoidiots HAVE to draw a line between themselves and the guy in charge for the last two terms.


12 posted on 08/03/2013 5:49:33 AM PDT by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

No mention by DUmmies about ObamaCare?


13 posted on 08/03/2013 6:09:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware of the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82wU5NfRfr4&list=PLEAE093CEC75BFE2D

Just resurrected this one from my “foggy” youth.

Might be appropos; at least the lyrics?


14 posted on 08/03/2013 6:53:49 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

:: Charles Henrickson, whose dislike of Obama remains unchanged, since I never liked him in the first place ::

Let a whitey he’p you out my pasty brutha...

You “never liked” the ideology of his white percentage. Regarding his “african percentage”, well he is “the kindest, most compassionate,” etc...


15 posted on 08/03/2013 7:03:04 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[DUmmie Fire Walk With Me then goes on to list about 87 ways—or maybe it’s 187—ways in which Obama has let down America. We’ll list just a few . . .]

You may be thinking of “57 Variety’s”?


16 posted on 08/03/2013 7:05:27 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: GeronL

I reserve comment...but

does she date older guys?


17 posted on 08/03/2013 7:12:36 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: berdie

:: Emoprog puritopianism ::

A regimen of PEN-VK should put an end to that.


18 posted on 08/03/2013 7:16:30 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix
No mention by DUmmies about ObamaCare?

Not hardly any, either in criticism or defense of Obama, in over 200 posts. It's mostly about corporatism, income inequality, surveillance, Occupy, drones, etc.

19 posted on 08/03/2013 7:33:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Obongo Unchanged!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama has done nothing to wind down or eliminate GEORGE BUSH'S surveillance state.

So, is it Bush's fault? I believe 0 bummer just refused to keep his promises.

20 posted on 08/03/2013 8:30:46 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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