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Posted on 11/13/2013 7:30:49 AM PST by ken5050
Only in California: An amendment to a recently passed law in California requires porn stars to wear protective goggles. This is what happens when the idiot party completely controls the state government. And we thought Bloomberg was bad. The link is below, and make sure you read all the comments. They are hysterical.
A man walked into his son’s darkened bedroom, and immediately shouted, “Son, don’t do that or you’ll go blind.”
The son answered, “Uh, Dad, I’m over here.”
“Better to do “your thing” in front of a pc rather than actually raping someone.”
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If you knew the increase in rapes were directly linked to the increase in porn, would you still feel the same?
“Is that some sort of Mt. Everest climbing midlayer jacket?”
http://gizmodo.com/5952970/wear-this-goggle-hood-jacket-and-you-deserve-every-snowball-sent-your-way
Adam to Eve: Stand back honey, I don’t know how big this things going to get!
Did you hear the one about the porn star who had a glass eye?
She told her co-star, “I’ll keep an eye out for ya.”
Well is it didn’t come to this they wouldn’t need eye protection
RD Walker
• Serious question: Why are they still making porn? Isn't there already like a trillion hours of this stuff available for free on the Internet? If no more porn were ever made, wouldn't the current supply last until the sun goes red giant? Seriously, what is left to be filmed that hasn't been filmed 10,000 times? I should think the world is fully stocked and supplied to the end of days.
Tom >RD Walker
• Have some compassion on those of us who have seen it all.
Florida's porn business, especially South Florida, has been growing immensely. Porn produced down there has been penetrating the market for years. If California's support for the adult film industry goes flaccid, Florida's industry is up and coming, I am sure they can pick up the ball.
“If you knew the increase in rapes were directly linked to the increase in porn, would you still feel the same?”
Bullcrap. It’s like linking the amount of shootings due to possession of guns.
Everybody get back! She’s gonna blow!
Sorry for that.
LOL..kudos! how long did it take for you to come up with all those double entendres?
The annual incidence of rape in the U.S. is decreasing. It increased almost every year until it’s peak in 1991 at 441 per 100,000 people in (right around the time that the Internet was born), decreasing almost every year to 286/100,000 in 2010. The annual growth rate in Internet traffic was 100% up until about 2004. Lately it looks like about 50% annually.
It would appear that the linkage between porn and rape is inverse.
More proof of the Swordmaker observation:
Liberals, including the politicians who passed this bill, pride themselves highly on keeping their minds open. Unfortunately, they’ve failed to notice that with such an open mind their brains fall out!
When you’re around a group of them, if you listen, you can hear the sound of their brains hitting the ground. . . that sound is unmistakeable:
SPLAT! SPLATTT!
splat.
(That last one was the particularly small brain of the state legislator who did not understand the concept while writing the porn industry regulation bill!)
It’s really quite comforting to us conservatives; it explains so much. You do have to be careful not to step in the drying brain puddles around where liberals congregate, say in the Senate, White House, or Climate Change forums. . . the Democrat controlled California legislature.
What IS disturbing is the increasing echo of that sound in the hallowed halls of the Grand Old Party establishment. Sad.
This is most likely explained by the Extreme Liberal Exposure Ossification Syndrome (ELEOS). This condition comes about from years of jaw dropping shock at the proposals, excuses and sheer gall of Liberal lying, not to mention the ease at which Liberals are given “passes” at egregious criminal activity by the Main Stream Media for which conservatives would be pilloried—if not drawn-and-quartered. This shocked, slack-jawed expression continues until the air rushing in through their gaped mouths has dried out and ossified the erstwhile conservative’s brain, impaired the politician’s natural ability to think rationally, respond in a timely manner, vote in opposition to idiotic legislation, support the Constitution, recognize his constituents, and in some extreme cases, turn on his own party members, and eventually shrinks both the brain and gonads. After a sufficient exposure, the established GOP brain suffering from ELEOS, will have shrunk enough to fall through the open mouth and also “SPLAT!” on the floor, although with a little dryer sounding splat due to the extended ossification.
In almost all of America, prostitution is illegal... except if it’s filmed.
DANG!
How romantic.
Nanny State PING!
Some people are still dumb emough to pay money for this stuff.
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