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What If Pearl Harbor Happened Today...
The Looking Spoon ^ | 12-7-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 12/07/2013 10:41:47 AM PST by The Looking Spoon

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1 posted on 12/07/2013 10:41:47 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
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John F'n karry would start negotiations ...




Just as soon as he's done with the Middle east ... they're SOOO close.

2 posted on 12/07/2013 10:43:14 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
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How do you say “WE’RE SCREWED” in Japanese??


3 posted on 12/07/2013 10:44:36 AM PST by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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The White House would be in panic mode, looking for a way to blame it on “income inequality” and past American “aggression.”


4 posted on 12/07/2013 10:45:08 AM PST by ScottinVA (Obama is so far in over his head, even his ears are beneath the water level.)
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Moo Goo Gay F’y’sef !


5 posted on 12/07/2013 10:45:39 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
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Obama would shut down Pearl Harbor, blame the founders and thank Japan for destroying the evil white mans military base.


6 posted on 12/07/2013 10:49:11 AM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11) Hey, Harry Reid.. 1-800-318-2596!)
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YouTube video blamed...


7 posted on 12/07/2013 10:49:16 AM PST by Vince Ferrer
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obama would have apologized that Japan had lost a few planes, then went golfing.


8 posted on 12/07/2013 10:49:28 AM PST by svcw (Not 'hope and change' but 'dopes in chains')
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How do you say “WE’RE SCREWED” in Japanese??

Yu sukuru ...

9 posted on 12/07/2013 10:51:39 AM PST by mikrofon (+ Remember +)
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We’d have Joe Biden (he’s already in Japan) surrender at once.


10 posted on 12/07/2013 10:51:40 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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You know, it’s pretty convenient that Biden is in Japan for Dec 7.


11 posted on 12/07/2013 10:52:47 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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12 posted on 12/07/2013 10:53:02 AM PST by massmike (If I like my tagline,I can keep it! Obama said so..........)
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我々は、ネジ止めしている!
13 posted on 12/07/2013 10:53:27 AM PST by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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Thankfully, Japanese men are apparently too busy taking “selfies” of themselves with their imaginary girlfriends.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/04/travel/japan-one-man-date-photo/

Depressing and fascinating at the same time????


14 posted on 12/07/2013 10:56:20 AM PST by volunbeer (We must embrace austerity or austerity will embrace us)
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The question is asked; “What if Pearl Harbor happened today?” This administration would immediately seek a peace secretly letting Japan know that Hawaii may be turned over to Japanese control and parts of California may be thrown into the bargain. In the meantime the administration “spokesperson” would assure the American people that when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor America won a great victory and no negotiations with Japan are under way.


15 posted on 12/07/2013 10:57:15 AM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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There would be outrage, we would go to war then 12 years later all would have been forgotten....and people would still find a way to blame it on Bush.


16 posted on 12/07/2013 10:59:20 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Miss Muffit suffered from arachnophobia.....)
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The rats would fight to the death to hold onto two rat senate seats in Hawaii.

They would offer them Alaska.


17 posted on 12/07/2013 11:05:25 AM PST by volunbeer (We must embrace austerity or austerity will embrace us)
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If it happened today the current illegal government of the phony president would do nothing.


18 posted on 12/07/2013 11:06:39 AM PST by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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The Obamabots would hit the Sunday talk shows and explain how justifiable gerontogeous alarm at the GOP's racist, hateful policies made Japan fearful for their own safety, and they decided to strike us first. The Republicans brought this upon us.

Obama would give a speech (in a week or so) and tell America that those responsible will be brought to justice. In a subsequent Q & A weeks later, he explains that when he talked about punishing those responsible, he was talking about Republicans.

There. Nailed it in one.

8^)

19 posted on 12/07/2013 11:07:29 AM PST by Gargantua ("Time to make the donuts... ;^)
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To: knarf

Now that there was really funny. (with apologies to the Cable Guy)


20 posted on 12/07/2013 11:10:52 AM PST by OldEagle
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