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Rancid Iranian Coot (80) Sets New World Record-
Hasn't Touched a Bath in 60 Years!
Reaganite Republican ^
| 13 January 2014
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 01/13/2014 3:19:05 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
This dubious achievement smashes the previous record of 38-years-without-washing held by 'The World's Smelliest Man', Indian farm worker Kailash Sigh... and you thought the French were bad!
Our proud new record-holder is a homeless drifter in the Iranian village of Dejgah, a fetid character who took his last bath in 1954- 'Amou Hadji'. He is said to have suffered some psychological trauma in his youth, the reaction to which being a vow to live the rest of his life in solitude.
He consistently refuses offers of help from others, and won't even take clean drinking water. Amou -which is a term of affection for 'kind old man' in Farsi- prefers to live rough, feasting on 'rotten' dead porcupines he finds -his 'favorite dish'- and smoking animal feces to pass the time (!).
When able to get his hands on some cigarettes, Amou Hadji smokes them five at a time- yet, the rationale offered for refusing to bathe is that 'it will make him sick'. He also says his lifestyle 'keeps him in-touch with the earth'- hard to argue with that, seeing as he's got a thin layer of ashen mud crust over his entire body. But he's not completely unkept- Amou regularly trims his beard and hair by 'burning it off over a fire'.
Obviously, the guy's nuttier than a Snickers bar- poor bastard, really makes you count your blessings. Mr Hadji's appearance is pretty much what you might expect, too- scaly, filthy, crusty, and grizzled... and the smell?
All one can do is speculate, but it's got to be the kind of putrid stench you just can't get out of your mind, like burning plastic- the Iranian paper only said he had 'a deep odor'. For this, he's got his 15 minutes of fame now:
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bath; bathe; iran; shower
To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten; paythefiddler; gattaca; bayliving; SeminoleCounty; chesley; Vendome; ...
To: Reaganite Republican
Based on my previous experience with Iranians, US Air Force pilot trainees, bathing is not high on their priority list anyway.
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posted on
01/13/2014 3:21:27 AM PST
by
saganite
(What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
To: Reaganite Republican
Geez...my wife complains when I go without shaving for a few days.
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posted on
01/13/2014 3:22:33 AM PST
by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: saganite
And based on my experiences working in the California car business, agreed lol
To: Reaganite Republican
He must have the immune system of an alligator!
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posted on
01/13/2014 3:40:18 AM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: Reaganite Republican
I think I had him as a cab driver in DC once :-)
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posted on
01/13/2014 3:48:34 AM PST
by
TheCipher
(Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself- Mark Twain)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
01/13/2014 3:49:10 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: saganite
I did 18 months training them as well. This is no big surprise, as a matter of fact, I’m surprised it has taken them this long to notice. Tehran is not as bad when one leaves out “Camel Town” but when you get up into the mountain villages this was commonplace.
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posted on
01/13/2014 4:30:03 AM PST
by
mazda77
To: Reaganite Republican
Maybe Dr. Quest or Johnny can spray the hose on Hadji. And quit smoking Bandit’s droppings!!
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posted on
01/13/2014 4:45:02 AM PST
by
Lawgvr1955
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: All
Knowing a little about the spiritual condition and beliefs of that part of the world, it sounds as though this man could be demonically possessed.
Prayers for his salvation.
What a testimony it would be if he accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Saviour.
To: Reaganite Republican
I’ve often wondered about body odors when watching westerns where the nasty cowboy enters the saloon, picks up a equally nasty saloon babe, goes upstairs, etc.
I bet the odors were so bad the flies left.
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posted on
01/13/2014 5:36:49 AM PST
by
redfreedom
(All it takes for evil to win is for good people to do nothing - that's how the left took over.)
To: redfreedom
when everyone stinks...nobody stinks.
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posted on
01/13/2014 5:49:20 AM PST
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
To: Reaganite Republican
*** Mr Hadji’s appearance is pretty much what you might expect, too- scaly, filthy, crusty, and grizzled... and the smell?***
Reminds me of the 1950s and 60s when libraries and museums were free and open to everyone. Vagrants were run out of town and arrested to keep them away.
Then the Libs got the vagrancy laws removed and the filth encrusted bums began to fill the libraries. Once free museums began to charge an entrance fee to keep such people out.
One of my favorite libraries had to close because BEDBUGS were found on one of the floors. There are no beds there.
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posted on
01/13/2014 7:25:12 AM PST
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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