10 captions for "What is Lincoln saying to Obama?"

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[The Looking Spoon]

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Posted a blank of this photo over the weekend, here are 10 of the best/favorite captions people came up with.

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[null and void]

Well said!

A and Ω...

[Yaelle]

Good ones!

I like, “why are you putting ‘em back in?”

[RightGeek]

LOL

[The Looking Spoon]

Every time I do this (I post to Facebook too) Freepers come up with the absolute best lines, hands down.

[null and void]

I think I'm going to start referring to him as Ωbamα...

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ!

[Repeat Offender]

“I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in anyway the social and political equality of the white and black races – that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race. I say upon this occasion I do not perceive that because the white man is to have the superior position the negro should be denied everything.”

Actual Abraham Lincoln quote

[faithhopecharity]

Hey boobie, I was a republican!

[Colonel Kangaroo]

One of the most admirable things about Lincoln was the way he grew in the job and found a higher purpose. The Gettysburg Address and Second Inaugural Address contain some of the noblest sentiments in our national heritage.

[VerySadAmerican]

“If John Wilkes Booth and I were still alive, I’d be happy to introduce you to him.”

[Fast Moving Angel]

“General and Mrs. Grant couldn’t make it to the play tonight so I have two extra tickets. Would you and Michelle like to join Mary and me in our private box?”

[MrB]

Thanks for completing the destruction of States’ Rights that I started.

[Fast Moving Angel]

Note to the NSA, CIA, SS, IRS and whoever else is trolling this site: This is meant as a JOKE, people!!

[patriot08]

“I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in anyway the social and political equality of the white and black races - that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race. I say upon this occasion I do not perceive that because the white man is to have the superior position the negro should be denied everything.”
-Fourth Debate with Stephen A. Douglas at Charleston, Illinois, September 18, 1858 (The Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln edited by Roy P. Basler, Volume III, pp. 145-146.)