We should send many large ships to Cuba every day and offer U.S. citizenship to every...

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[grundle]

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We should send many large ships to Cuba every day and offer U.S. citizenship to every anti-Communuist in Cuba

We would have to offer bribes to the Cuban police and military guards, but by U.S. standards, it wouldn’t be expensive: a handful of U.S. currency, bottles of booze, toilet paper, chocolate bars, and pornographic magazines should be enough to get the job done. This would make the police and guards look forward to the arrival of these ships, instead of trying to stop them.

After a few months, Castro wouldn’t have anyone to rule over, because everyone would have left the country.

[Viennacon]

Obama would do nothing of that nature. Too busy trying to collapse Uganda.

[Vigilanteman]

It would work even better if we could load PRO-Communists in America on the ships to discharge them in Cuba in exchange for the return load.

[Bobalu]

The Cuban Hispanics would likely vote republican.

Therefore, the Democrats deem them to be unwelcome here.

[humblegunner]

We should send many free blogs to Cuba every day and offer U.S. blogger accounts to every blogger in Cuba

We would have to offer blog hits to the Cuban police and military guards, but by U.S. standards, it wouldn’t be expensive: a handful of blogs, pimping packages, toilet blogs, stolen videos, and pornographic links should be enough to get the job done.

[Popman]

Wait...Comrade Sen. Harkin can't be wrong...

[sten]

11.27m people in Cuba

offer $50k in US dollars to every person in Cuba if they take over their govt and pledge sovernty of the island to the US.

this would cost $563 billion... and we’d get all the oil off the northern coast... worth a few trillions

[Dr. Sivana]

The folks in the Mariel Boatlift were not likely pro-communist, and that didn’t work out very well.

[Oliviaforever]

That’s a crazy idea.

[Oliviaforever]

You want to borrow money from the Chinese communists to pay off the Cuban communists?

[DIRTYSECRET]

castro flushed his toilet on that one.

[sten]

considering we push $2.5 trillion to entitlements every year, from which we get absolutely nothin, it would be money well spent

[rfreedom4u]

I’ve said for years we should simply start free trade with Cuba. The Cubans would see what they are missing and things would change down there.

[grundle]

I agree with you that it’s a crazy idea. Crazy enough that it might work!

[grundle]

I agree with you.

[Bigg Red]

The folks in the Mariel Boatlift were not likely pro-communist, and that didn’t work out very well.

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As I recall, it was learned later that Castro emptied the prisons and the insane asylums for that. Typically, Carter was played for a fool.

[Politicalkiddo]

Sure!! Get rid of those unwilling to contribute to society, and replace them with those who are.

[Dr. Sivana]

As I recall, it was learned later that Castro emptied the prisons and the insane asylums for that. Typically, Carter was played for a fool.

That's why I chose the words that I did. I can't imagine that one would be pro-Communist after spending time in either a Communist insane asylum OR a Communist prison.

Side note: Gov. Bill Clinton acceded to pressure from President Carter to put some of the refugees in Arkansas.

He lost the next election.

[Bigg Red]

That’s why I chose the words that I did. I can’t imagine that one would be pro-Communist after spending time in either a Communist insane asylum OR a Communist prison.

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True for those who were actually political prisoners, but my memory says that there were true criminals and actual crazy people dumped on us, too.

[Dr. Sivana]

True for those who were actually political prisoners, but my memory says that there were true criminals and actual crazy people dumped on us, too.

Understood, though the only qualifier the original poster used was anti-Communist, which typically means 90% of the people.