Skip to comments.Breaking: Wind Arrives in the Forbidden City
Posted on 03/21/2014 8:03:43 AM PDT by NOBO2012
For those of you whove been missing the fashion updates of the recently shuttered Mrs. O site, good news! I think shes taken her keen eye for fashion over to Huffpo. At least this sounds like her:
Velvet and patchwork and shine -- oh, my.
Michelle Obama, along with daughters Sasha and Malia and mother Marian Robinson, arrived in China Thursday, but you'd never know by looking at them that they just took a 14 hour flight.
The ladies of the first family not only look fresh-faced, but extremely fashionable as well in their travel outfits. FLOTUS stunned in a body-hugging black, tan and white Derek Lam dress (and thigh high boots!!), while Sasha and Malia chose bold, colorful skirts.
The first lady is in China to discuss the importance of education (and NOT politics), but the family will get to do some sight-seeing as well. We can't wait to see what else these gorgeous ladies will wear on the trip.
She does know that Air Force Won Two is decked out like a 5 star hotel. right? Why wouldnt these gorgeous ladies appear fresh as flowers?
As youll see from this NYT report - accompanied by State (China) approved photos, the gorgeous ladies are holding up their end of the bargain. Today was a potential mine field however, as Madame Peng chose three quintessentially Chinese specialties for Lady M to try her hand at: calligraphy,
Ive heard of math and science.
Except for the table tennis, the others were challenging - have you ever seen MOs handwriting?
No wonder weve dropped cursive from Common Core
And everyone knows you dont need math in law school or Washington D.C.
Fortunately we had a packed schedule and couldnt spend much time at any of the activities. Next, we managed to squeeze in a whirlwind tour of the Forbidden City, where all the commoners were swept away to make it easier for our special guests to get around just like back home!
The family were swept through the Hall of Supreme Harmony, and the Hall of Earthly Tranquillity, where the emperors concubines lived and slept on a bed covered with red brocade.
MO, in Imperial Red brocade, at the Diaoyutai State guest house in Beijing
Youll also be relieved to know that we havent had to deal with the smog so far, as a stiff wind arrived to clear the skies:
Others commented on how Mrs. Obama was greeted by a blue, pollution-free sky. Now Michelles here, its immediately bright and blue again.
A breath of fresh air! Again, just like in Washington.
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
Breaking: Wind PING!
Tell me that wasn’t supposed to be “Breaking Wind arrives in the Forbidden City.”
Barry wears mom jeans and Moochy wear Mao pants....
That’s her indian name
Remove the colon from the headline (hehe) and you’re onto something.
I was thinking the same thing Breaking wind in the Forbidden City
probably after she eats all that duck!
Must be her Indian name.
Ah, new martial art style fo’ da first pahtee gerl: Breaking Wind, Crouching Lady
I’m guessing somebody had some fun with punctuation here.
Should have read “BREAKING WIND FROM FAT BOOTY ARRIVES IN CHINA.”
She has the whole “Worker Genre Style” adorned on her ample frame.
That pantsuit — she has a totally ghetto idea of what to wear in a foreign country. She thinks travel is like when her family packed the picnic chest to go play toss and drink beer down at the city park.
No, the colon's an essential part of breaking wind.
“what is the POINT of such disjointed geometric patterns on items of CLOTHING?”
To draw your eyes away from her hips and fat ass.
Breaking Wind, Grouching B!t@#
Essentially, it’s camouflage - breaking up the shape of the object that it’s covering.
I think it’s kind of nervy to talk about education(TM) in a country that’s wiping the floor with ours/hers.
Mo, with her sense and aura of entitlement will reinforce that and push it to extremes.
“Essentially, its camouflage - breaking up the shape of the object that its covering.”
But without the colon, there would be no breaking wind. :=)
Much akin to the camoflauge used on naval vessels in WWII:
Supposed to confuse the ouline of big ass ships...
Of course, Dazzle Ships are more fashionable than Mo.
And much smaller than Mo's @$$
ahahahah THANK YOU!!!
ahaha MANY great minds are thinking alike this morning!!!
GMTA. Didn’t look far enough down into the posts.
Then it would be FLATUS not FLOTUS.
the USS Mooch Robison Obama!! ahahaha
The Chinese aren’t big on desserts. I wonder if she’ll think their racist,if she gets watermelon for dessert?
Madame Blank Check
Though I do not think that Madame Chiang Kai-shek sped through tens of millions of public money for her own personal kicks.
I don't remember all the fawning by the media over her.
LOL!!! That was my first thought too, "Now their running stories when Moochele farts in China?!!!"
Don’t miss the photo of Moochele’s hand writing. WOW! My 12 year old has more legible hand writing. We should ask for her transcripts too.
Her vacation in Spain.. Placer ¿y política? en las vacaciones de Michelle Obama en la Costa del Sol
August 2010: Politics part of Madame Blank Check's trip to Spain? Yes apparently so.
"Several Arab royal houses also spend their summers in Marbella for years. So, there will be a meeting between Michelle Obama and Prince Salman bin Abdelaziz, governor of Riyadh and brother of the late King Fahd of Saudi Arabia, while another meeting of the first lady with the owner of Málaga CF, billionaire businessman, son he shuffles Qatar's Interior Minister and member of the Qatari royal family, Abdullah Al Thani."
Was any of this about Madame Blank Check reported by U.S. MSM employees?
Who's she meeting in Red China and what might Obama be up to?
Did this freak grifter take 70 of her staff on this taxpayer-funded vacay?
her wardrobe is RIFE with such stuff.
Dude..just edit out your “:”
She has an issue with capitalization within sentences, whether it’s going back and breaking up run-on sentences or what, I can’t say but it’s messy and sort of, I don’t know, over-controlling to the point of ruining the end result. The constant climbing off of baseline and correcting is indicative of the same thing.
She’s very concerned about perception just like her husband above but has a totally different focus. Appearances don’t matter to her, visual beauty is not at all a priority, she’s perfectly willing to butcher appearances to get the desired end result. Appearances are everything to her husband however, to the point of looking sort of juvenile-cool, ridiculously over-stylized and self-conscious.
There’s some anger in her writing too, cramped and crabby. Impatient. Regardless of the person who wrote like that, it would raise a few eyebrows if being evaluated for position of authority, and set a few to speculating about psych profiles. Not a person you’d enjoy dealing with on an ongoing basis.
Based upon her handwriting the fashion icon thing is being foisted upon her, she doesn’t give a flip. It’s all for show, a marketing ploy.
Dude looks like a Sasquatch.
Well China how do ya like having Wook Zilla in your midst?
I'm sure she thinks of them as servants.
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