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Breaking: Wind Arrives in the Forbidden City
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-21-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 03/21/2014 8:03:43 AM PDT by NOBO2012

For those of you who’ve been missing the fashion updates of the recently shuttered Mrs. O site, good news! I think she’s taken her keen eye for fashion over to Huffpo. At least this sounds like her:

Velvet and patchwork and shine -- oh, my.

Michelle Obama, along with daughters Sasha and Malia and mother Marian Robinson, arrived in China Thursday, but you'd never know by looking at them that they just took a 14 hour flight.

The ladies of the first family not only look fresh-faced, but extremely fashionable as well in their travel outfits. FLOTUS stunned in a body-hugging black, tan and white Derek Lam dress (and thigh high boots!!), while Sasha and Malia chose bold, colorful skirts.

The first lady is in China to discuss the importance of education (and NOT politics), but the family will get to do some sight-seeing as well. We can't wait to see what else these gorgeous ladies will wear on the trip.

She does know that Air Force Won Two is decked out like a 5 star hotel. right? Why wouldn’t these “gorgeous ladies” appear fresh as flowers?

mo girls

As you’ll see from this NYT report - accompanied by State (China) approved photos, the gorgeous ladies are holding up their end of the bargain. Today was a potential mine field however, as Madame Peng chose “three quintessentially Chinese specialties” for Lady M to try her hand at: calligraphy,

Michelle Obama First Lady Michelle Obama Travels BzniRbpMHGpl

table tennis:

Michelle Obama First Lady Michelle Obama Travels YDKGbPSnQHRl

and mathematics:

Michelle Obama First Lady Michelle Obama Travels oYP33RsRCxwl“I’ve heard of math and science.”

Except for the table tennis, the others were challenging - have you ever seen MO’s handwriting?

handwriteNo wonder we’ve dropped cursive from Common Core

And everyone knows you don’t need math in law school or Washington D.C.

Fortunately we had a packed schedule and couldn’t spend much time at any of the activities. Next, we managed to squeeze in a whirlwind tour of the Forbidden City, where all the commoners were swept away to make it easier for our special guests to get around – just like back home!

Michelle Obama First Lady Michelle Obama Travels PIA7vftLEitl

“The family were swept through the Hall of Supreme Harmony, and the Hall of Earthly Tranquillity, where the emperor’s concubines lived and slept on a bed covered with red brocade.”

Michelle Obama First Lady Michelle Obama Travels PSKBtU2nE2ylMO, in Imperial Red brocade, at the Diaoyutai State guest house in Beijing

You’ll also be relieved to know that we haven’t had to deal with the smog so far, as a stiff wind arrived to clear the skies:

Others commented on how Mrs. Obama was greeted by a blue, pollution-free sky. “Now Michelle’s here, it’s immediately bright and blue again.”

A breath of fresh air! Again, just like in Washington.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: china; michelle; obama; vacation
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1 posted on 03/21/2014 8:03:43 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Farting?


2 posted on 03/21/2014 8:04:20 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Breaking: Wind PING!


3 posted on 03/21/2014 8:04:28 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
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To: NOBO2012

Tell me that wasn’t supposed to be “Breaking Wind arrives in the Forbidden City.”


4 posted on 03/21/2014 8:04:39 AM PDT by dangus
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To: NOBO2012

Barry wears mom jeans and Moochy wear Mao pants....


5 posted on 03/21/2014 8:07:17 AM PDT by raybbr (Obamacare needs a death panel.)
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To: dangus

That’s her indian name


6 posted on 03/21/2014 8:07:26 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: NOBO2012

Remove the colon from the headline (hehe) and you’re onto something.


7 posted on 03/21/2014 8:08:02 AM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Some people meet their heroes. I raised mine. Go Army.)
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To: cripplecreek

I was thinking the same thing Breaking wind in the Forbidden City


8 posted on 03/21/2014 8:08:12 AM PDT by brooklyn dave
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To: cripplecreek

probably after she eats all that duck!


9 posted on 03/21/2014 8:08:14 AM PDT by ronniesgal (please Chinese, keep our yeti!!!!)
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To: dangus

Must be her Indian name.


10 posted on 03/21/2014 8:08:59 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: NOBO2012
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She picks up a bus and throws it back down as she wades through the center of town.

Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla
11 posted on 03/21/2014 8:09:05 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: NOBO2012

Ah, new martial art style fo’ da first pahtee gerl: Breaking Wind, Crouching Lady


12 posted on 03/21/2014 8:11:34 AM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I’m guessing somebody had some fun with punctuation here.

Should have read “BREAKING WIND FROM FAT BOOTY ARRIVES IN CHINA.”


13 posted on 03/21/2014 8:12:11 AM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: raybbr

She has the whole “Worker Genre Style” adorned on her ample frame.


14 posted on 03/21/2014 8:13:19 AM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: NOBO2012
When the Wookie lets one go, everyone should stand way back and hold on to their hats.


15 posted on 03/21/2014 8:13:33 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: NOBO2012
what is the POINT of such disjointed geometric patterns on items of CLOTHING?

the outrageousness factor?


16 posted on 03/21/2014 8:13:38 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchil)
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To: NOBO2012

That pantsuit — she has a totally ghetto idea of what to wear in a foreign country. She thinks travel is like when her family packed the picnic chest to go play toss and drink beer down at the city park.


17 posted on 03/21/2014 8:14:38 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (The less a man knows, the more certain he is that he knows it all.)
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To: Colonel_Flagg
Remove the colon from the headline (hehe) and you’re onto something.

No, the colon's an essential part of breaking wind.

18 posted on 03/21/2014 8:15:24 AM PDT by Bernard Marx
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To: MeshugeMikey

“what is the POINT of such disjointed geometric patterns on items of CLOTHING?”

To draw your eyes away from her hips and fat ass.


19 posted on 03/21/2014 8:18:07 AM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Nachum

Breaking Wind, Grouching B!t@#


20 posted on 03/21/2014 8:19:25 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Stormdog

Essentially, it’s camouflage - breaking up the shape of the object that it’s covering.


21 posted on 03/21/2014 8:20:55 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: NOBO2012

I think it’s kind of nervy to talk about education(TM) in a country that’s wiping the floor with ours/hers.


22 posted on 03/21/2014 8:21:52 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: NOBO2012
Americans have a terrible image amongst Asians, particularly the Chinese.

Mo, with her sense and aura of entitlement will reinforce that and push it to extremes.

23 posted on 03/21/2014 8:22:56 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: MrB

“Essentially, it’s camouflage - breaking up the shape of the object that it’s covering.”

Yup


24 posted on 03/21/2014 8:23:11 AM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Colonel_Flagg
Remove the colon from the headline (hehe) and you’re onto something.

But without the colon, there would be no breaking wind. :=)

25 posted on 03/21/2014 8:23:14 AM PDT by Bob
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To: MeshugeMikey
what is the POINT of such disjointed geometric patterns on items of CLOTHING?

Much akin to the camoflauge used on naval vessels in WWII:

Supposed to confuse the ouline of big ass ships...

26 posted on 03/21/2014 8:24:41 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: MeshugeMikey
Dazzle camouflage, used to distort the perception of those viewing.


27 posted on 03/21/2014 8:29:25 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( I once was blind, but now I see...)
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To: MrB




Of course, Dazzle Ships are more fashionable than Mo.

And much smaller than Mo's @$$

28 posted on 03/21/2014 8:29:42 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: rjsimmon

ahahahah THANK YOU!!!


29 posted on 03/21/2014 8:29:55 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchil)
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To: RightGeek

hahaha perfect


30 posted on 03/21/2014 8:30:01 AM PDT by winodog
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

ahaha MANY great minds are thinking alike this morning!!!


31 posted on 03/21/2014 8:30:34 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchil)
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To: rjsimmon

GMTA. Didn’t look far enough down into the posts.


32 posted on 03/21/2014 8:30:51 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( I once was blind, but now I see...)
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To: dangus

Then it would be FLATUS not FLOTUS.


33 posted on 03/21/2014 8:30:57 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing -- Socrates)
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To: mountn man

the USS Mooch Robison Obama!! ahahaha


34 posted on 03/21/2014 8:31:22 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchil)
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To: NOBO2012

The Chinese aren’t big on desserts. I wonder if she’ll think their racist,if she gets watermelon for dessert?


35 posted on 03/21/2014 8:31:53 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: NOBO2012
A caller to a talk show named her after First Lady Madame Chiang Kai-shek the wife of President of the Republic of China Chiang Kai-shek our W.W.II ally against Imperial Japan.

Madame Blank Check

Though I do not think that Madame Chiang Kai-shek sped through tens of millions of public money for her own personal kicks.

36 posted on 03/21/2014 8:33:36 AM PDT by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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To: NOBO2012
Laura Bush was a very well traveled First Lady.

I don't remember all the fawning by the media over her.

37 posted on 03/21/2014 8:34:36 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: cripplecreek
Farting?

LOL!!! That was my first thought too, "Now their running stories when Moochele farts in China?!!!"

38 posted on 03/21/2014 8:37:43 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

39 posted on 03/21/2014 8:39:49 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: NOBO2012

Don’t miss the photo of Moochele’s hand writing. WOW! My 12 year old has more legible hand writing. We should ask for her transcripts too.


40 posted on 03/21/2014 8:40:14 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (My whimsical litany of satyric prose and avarice pontification of wisdom demonstrates my concinnity.)
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To: NOBO2012
What are the Clintons Obamas up to?

Her vacation in Spain.. Placer ¿y política? en las vacaciones de Michelle Obama en la Costa del Sol

August 2010: Politics part of Madame Blank Check's trip to Spain? Yes apparently so.

Translated text.

"Several Arab royal houses also spend their summers in Marbella for years. So, there will be a meeting between Michelle Obama and Prince Salman bin Abdelaziz, governor of Riyadh and brother of the late King Fahd of Saudi Arabia, while another meeting of the first lady with the owner of Málaga CF, billionaire businessman, son he shuffles Qatar's Interior Minister and member of the Qatari royal family, Abdullah Al Thani."

Was any of this about Madame Blank Check reported by U.S. MSM employees?

Who's she meeting in Red China and what might Obama be up to?

41 posted on 03/21/2014 8:40:31 AM PDT by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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To: MeshugeMikey
That looks like the odd geometric “dazzle” paint jobs used on ships for awhile to try to confuse bombers.
42 posted on 03/21/2014 8:41:26 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
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To: CrazyIvan

Did this freak grifter take 70 of her staff on this taxpayer-funded vacay?


43 posted on 03/21/2014 8:42:00 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: NOBO2012
I'd love to have a handwriting analysis be done on Mooch's penmanship. She even writes like a dude, IMHO.


44 posted on 03/21/2014 8:44:28 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: CrazyIvan

amazing collection

her wardrobe is RIFE with such stuff.


45 posted on 03/21/2014 8:50:07 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchil)
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To: a fool in paradise

Dude..just edit out your “:”


46 posted on 03/21/2014 8:57:53 AM PDT by ken5050 (I fear a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating)
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To: hattend

She has an issue with capitalization within sentences, whether it’s going back and breaking up run-on sentences or what, I can’t say but it’s messy and sort of, I don’t know, over-controlling to the point of ruining the end result. The constant climbing off of baseline and correcting is indicative of the same thing.

She’s very concerned about perception just like her husband above but has a totally different focus. Appearances don’t matter to her, visual beauty is not at all a priority, she’s perfectly willing to butcher appearances to get the desired end result. Appearances are everything to her husband however, to the point of looking sort of juvenile-cool, ridiculously over-stylized and self-conscious.

There’s some anger in her writing too, cramped and crabby. Impatient. Regardless of the person who wrote like that, it would raise a few eyebrows if being evaluated for position of authority, and set a few to speculating about psych profiles. Not a person you’d enjoy dealing with on an ongoing basis.

Based upon her handwriting the fashion icon thing is being foisted upon her, she doesn’t give a flip. It’s all for show, a marketing ploy.


47 posted on 03/21/2014 9:03:11 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: hattend

Dude looks like a Sasquatch.


48 posted on 03/21/2014 9:04:33 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: NOBO2012

Well China how do ya like having Wook Zilla in your midst?


49 posted on 03/21/2014 9:18:34 AM PDT by Gasshog (DemoKKKrats: Leaders of the Free Sh!t World)
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To: hal ogen
“Did this freak grifter take 70 of her staff on this taxpayer-funded vacay?”

I'm sure she thinks of them as servants.

50 posted on 03/21/2014 9:20:48 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
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