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North Korean Leader Has Perfect NCAA Bracket
Middle Finger News Service ^ | 3/29/2014 | Diogenes

Posted on 03/29/2014 3:05:39 PM PDT by Diogenes Sarcastica


(MFNS) - North Korea announced today that its leader Kim Jung-Un has a perfect NCAA tournament bracket on the road to the final four of the prestigious collegiate basketball competition.

Our dear leader has once again vanquished the capitalist slime with his superior brainpower. While the imperialist scum sided with the largest, most powerful programs, Kim Jung-Un foresaw the power of underdog squadrons."
A contest sponsored by Warren Buffet promised to give $1 billion to anyone with a perfect bracket at the end of the tournament. Every contestant has already been eliminated.

Although Kim did not officially enter the contest, officials in Pyongyang are hoping Buffet will nevertheless send the billion dollars if their leader keeps his perfect bracket though the championship game.

The government of North Korea fully expects the capitalist cockroach Warren Buffett to pay us $1 billion for winning his NCAA bracket contest. We prefer payment in gold bars, but will accept silver or crates of unmarked U.S. currency delivered directly to the port of Chongjin."
The North Korean regime's love of basketball is well known. In a diplomatic trip to the country in 2000, Secretary of State Madeline Albright brought a basketball signed by Michael Jordan as a sign of goodwill. Kim has recently become friends with Jordan's former teammate Dennis Rodman.

According to sources Kim’s bracket has not been publicly announced as not to influence gamblers in west.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: arizona; connecticut; dayton; florida; kentucky; michigan; michiganstate; ncaa; ncaamarchmadness; selfpromotion; uofm; wisconsin
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To: Army Air Corps

o.k. I’m just gonna say this once......”If you like your bracket, you can keep your bracket!”


21 posted on 03/29/2014 5:34:36 PM PDT by Fighter@heart (The government cares NOT 1 iota about your health, only about your WEALTH!!!)
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To: dfwgator

All SEC Final baby! At least my brackets says so. Boy Charles Barkley SUCKS as a commentator.


22 posted on 03/29/2014 5:40:26 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

SEC represented very well. Tennessee should have won last night, as well.

But Kentucky worries me, it seems the end of the SEC Title game was where they suddenly gelled.

Still it would be something to win the title by beating them for the fourth time this year.


23 posted on 03/29/2014 5:43:18 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

The charging call at the end was BS. The ball was out of his hands way before he hit the Michigan player. Refs won that game for Michigan.


24 posted on 03/29/2014 5:47:14 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
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To: dfwgator

The way KY is playing now they seem unstoppable till FL.


25 posted on 03/29/2014 5:48:34 PM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Sarah Palin: "I can see Putin's bootprint on 0bama's ass from my house"!)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Agreed. Tennessee got hosed. They were great in this tournament; makes our three wins against them look real good now.


26 posted on 03/29/2014 5:49:28 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Clint N. Suhks

That’s how it is with these young teams, it took all season for them to finally learn how to play together as a team, and with the talent they have, now winning the title isn’t out of the question.

That actually was my fear after the SEC Title Game, that the sleeping giant may have finally awoken.


27 posted on 03/29/2014 5:52:12 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Fighter@heart

”If you like your bracket, you can keep your bracket!”
“Period” um by my “calculus”


28 posted on 03/29/2014 6:05:42 PM PDT by Recompennation (Constitutional protection for all not ju st selectively for Democrats.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Keep a close eye on UConn, the men’s team, they under Head Coach Kevin Ollie are right now ON FIRE. The will need tomorrow to bring their 16A+++++++++++++++++++++ game going up against Michigan State.


29 posted on 03/29/2014 7:14:10 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: dfwgator

Looks like Wisconsin and Arizona are fighting this one out. Saw that Florida sent Cinderalla team Dayton packing to go home.


30 posted on 03/29/2014 7:18:35 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Just like they do when Michigan does the gridiron.


31 posted on 03/29/2014 7:21:02 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Biggirl

It’s interesting how things could shape up.

The other three Final Four teams could be: Wisconsin, UConn and Michigan.

The last three teams to beat Florida.


32 posted on 03/29/2014 7:21:45 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

AZ just did the 3 pointer.


33 posted on 03/29/2014 7:26:46 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: dfwgator

WI just a point behind.


34 posted on 03/29/2014 7:27:51 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Tell that to UConn men! If they get past Michigan State tomorrow, it will be a pleasant surprise for FL.


35 posted on 03/29/2014 7:29:33 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: dfwgator

WI is a fighter.


36 posted on 03/29/2014 7:34:45 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Biggirl

This game has OT written all over it.


37 posted on 03/29/2014 7:41:55 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

You got it.


38 posted on 03/29/2014 7:43:16 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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To: Biggirl

Shades of Lorenzo Charles on that Arizona basket.


39 posted on 03/29/2014 7:47:31 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

You were right, gone into OT.


40 posted on 03/29/2014 7:51:08 PM PDT by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)
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