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TEST: You a Dem, a Republican... or a Texan?
Reaganite Republican ^
| 16 April 2014
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 04/15/2014 9:16:25 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife And two small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a SIG Sauer 9mm, and you're an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
· Does the man look poor or oppressed?
· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
· Could we run away?
· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
· What does the law say about this situation?
· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
· Should I call 9-1-1?
· We need to raise taxes.
· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
· This is all so confusing!
Republican's Answer: BANG!
Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! -click-
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! -click-
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or hollow-points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!
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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: crime; defense; guns
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To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
04/15/2014 9:17:52 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten; paythefiddler; gattaca; bayliving; SeminoleCounty; chesley; Vendome; ...
To: Reaganite Republican
But I WILL go through the pockets for loose change, take the knife for a trophy, etc.
4
posted on
04/15/2014 9:18:06 AM PDT
by
Little Ray
(How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
To: Reaganite Republican
Thank God for Texas!!! I love my home state.
5
posted on
04/15/2014 9:18:46 AM PDT
by
shankbear
(The tree of Liberty appears to be perishing because there are few patriots willing to refresh it.)
To: Reaganite Republican
ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6
posted on
04/15/2014 9:20:21 AM PDT
by
Graewoulf
(Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
To: Reaganite Republican
Pennsylvania Redneck: Takes knife away and cuts terrorist’s throat with it. Hey, more ammo for the next trip to the range!
7
posted on
04/15/2014 9:22:15 AM PDT
by
LambSlave
To: Reaganite Republican
Hey Texan: You’ve wasted a bunch of ammo. Now you don’t have enough left for the other terrorist sneaking up behind you.
8
posted on
04/15/2014 9:26:04 AM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: LambSlave
West Virginia Redneck: Rip his head off and $#!+ down his neck ... take the knife and cut brush with it to hide your moonshine still ...
To: Reaganite Republican
BTW, Winchester Silvertips
are hollowpoints.
A texan should know that.
To: reg45
Texans rarely run out of ammo.
To: Reaganite Republican
There’s no dem that would have a loaded Sig AND be an expert shot.....
12
posted on
04/15/2014 9:31:53 AM PDT
by
klb99
(I now understand why the South seceeded)
To: Reaganite Republican
“Paul Lazzaro sent me,” the stranger will say and then he’ll pull out a gun and shoot his pecker off. Stranger will give him a couple of seconds to think about who Paul Lazzaro is and what life’s gonna be like without a pecker. Then he’ll shoot him once in the guts and walk away.
13
posted on
04/15/2014 9:33:46 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: Reaganite Republican
Florida Crackers still have those Winchesters and whips.
To: NorthMountain
To: shankbear
Me too!
Proud to be a 7th generation Texan here……..and to be back in TX to stay since my husband retired and we are no longer subject to job transfers.
16
posted on
04/15/2014 9:50:15 AM PDT
by
basil
(2ASisters.org)
To: Reaganite Republican
17
posted on
04/15/2014 9:56:42 AM PDT
by
onedoug
To: Reaganite Republican
18
posted on
04/15/2014 10:03:54 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Reaganite Republican
LOL....but I really love that graphic of my Lone Star state stats ;)
19
posted on
04/15/2014 10:07:17 AM PDT
by
Jane Long
(While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
To: Little Ray
But I WILL go through the pockets for loose change, take the knife for a trophy, etc. Just the knife? Not something else to hang from the receiver in the back of the truck?
20
posted on
04/15/2014 10:09:32 AM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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