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California Dems Aim to Pave Way for Illegal Alien Welfare Benefits
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 June 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/07/2014 11:49:04 AM PDT by John Semmens

In 1994 California voters approved a ballot measure that blocks illegal aliens from receiving welfare benefits. Now State Senator Kevin de Leon (D-Los Angeles) has introduced a Senate Bill (396) that would overturn the 1994 vote and make these undocumented residents eligible for publicly-funded aid.

"These people are the poorest of the poor," de Leon said. "They came to this country to escape the poverty of their native lands. It is inhumane for us to deny them relief at the end of their arduous treks."

The Senator dismissed concerns that the State budget was already too strained to bear the cost of adding millions of new clients to its swollen welfare rolls. "Globally, we are a wealthy nation," de Leon countered. "The extra taxes we are asking Californians to pay are a small price in the quest for universal social justice."

Part of this quest for social justice "includes paying these immigrants for bearing the children American citizens are unwilling to produce," de Leon explained. "Fertility rates among natural born citizens are below replacement level. Unless we are prepared to see our population shrink we need to subsidize those who are willing to reproduce. It's as simple as that."

De Leon brushed aside reports that undocumented immigrants may be contributing to a resurgence of communicable diseases. "Thanks to President Obama's Affordable Care Act everyone, regardless of means, will be covered," de Leon asserted. "In any case, I'm sure that the net gain from immigration will easily exceed any increase in mortality from these diseases."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/157111-2014-06-06-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-june-8-2014.htm


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; illegals; satire; welfare

1 posted on 06/07/2014 11:49:04 AM PDT by John Semmens
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Well shucks. Why not? It’s not like they don’t have any money in Cali. :<{


2 posted on 06/07/2014 11:50:33 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: John Semmens

It wouldn’t be fair to all those living in Africa and Asia if we don’t put them on it too. I am sure that’s their next thought.


3 posted on 06/07/2014 11:50:49 AM PDT by boycott
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To: John Semmens

The state is already broke, but they pretend this will somehow save taxpayer money.


4 posted on 06/07/2014 11:50:51 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: John Semmens

California is a Company Store where Californians just fall deeper and deeper into debt


5 posted on 06/07/2014 11:58:59 AM PDT by molson209 (Blank)
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To: John Semmens

The true blue Dems in CA will be glad to have their taxes raised to finance the transfer of their state to Mexican conquest.


6 posted on 06/07/2014 12:23:33 PM PDT by txrefugee
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The new Okies will be Californians fleeing from the all-consuming government. Eventually communities will start going belly-up under the load of government employees and other benefit takers as the smart people head on to greener pastures. They’ll keep doubling down until the system finally collapses. Like the desperate farmers that plowed up ever more prairie last century, government at all levels is plowing up more and more of the tax base. Desolation will result.


7 posted on 06/07/2014 12:47:11 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Every penny given to film and TV media companies goes right into enemy coffers. Starve them out!)
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To: John Semmens

Another head shaker John. Good one.


8 posted on 06/07/2014 1:07:04 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will. They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: John Semmens

Please do one on the execrable Susan Rice.


9 posted on 06/07/2014 1:25:10 PM PDT by Liz
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To: John Semmens

This may be satire, but it sounds just like a California Democrat.


10 posted on 06/07/2014 2:53:57 PM PDT by Truth29
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To: John Semmens

Although this is satire, it still is semi satire.


11 posted on 06/07/2014 3:24:11 PM PDT by LMAO (("Begging hands and Bleeding hearts will only cry out for more"...Anthem from Rush))
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Part of this quest for social justice “includes paying these immigrants for bearing the children American citizens are unwilling to produce,” de Leon explained. “Fertility rates among natural born citizens are below replacement level. Unless we are prepared to see our population shrink we need to subsidize those who are willing to reproduce. It's as simple as that.”


This is not satire, this is a fact. for the last 25 years or so, California's welfare agencies have been all but recruiting illegal aliens to have anchor babies born in California Hospitals with the hospital bills for both pre natal care and Labor and Delivery costs born fully by the United States and California taxpayers using both California and Federal tax revenues.

In 1992 over 60% of the babies delivered by O’Conner Hospital in Santa Clara were the anchor babies of illegal alien women with all of the costs being picked up by California DHS.

In fact, that's where the term “anchor babies’ originated

12 posted on 06/07/2014 3:39:55 PM PDT by rdcbn
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