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Posted on 06/08/2014 4:38:28 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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Hunting geese up in the Minnesota marsh.
He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog Joe B. knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of the #4 in the groin.
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his doctor, Sven,"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news.
Da good news is dat you are going to be OK.
Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da bird shot."
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole,
"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra.
And because all you have is Obamacare, She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't piss in your eye."
Last two pics perfectly illustrate current events.
I can’t seem to find a link to FR on your blog...
FYI, I link FR in posts regularly, and on another page titled “News and Forums” as well
I have actually promoted Freepathons on my own website as well
http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com/p/forumsnews.html
Pray tell, what is your agenda?
Use FR all you like. Just put a link on your homepage.
I have been here for five years and found it curious to have someone coming at me suddenly- there are numerous links to FR on my site
Might you have had something to do with my post getting mysteriously zapped yesterday morning?
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