Dana Carvey Can't Mock Obama, Because Unlike Other Pols, He's Not a 'Walking, Talking Cartoon'

NewsBusters ^ | July 6, 2014 | Tim Graham

[2ndDivisionVet]

Just like the press can't report on his malfeasance.

[Vince Ferrer]

SNL can’t ridicule him either.

[yarddog]

What a liar.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Ubama is a walking-talking affirmative-action cliche, that’s Dana’s real dilemma.

[John W]

He most certainly IS a walking talking cartoon, Dana.

[ArtDodger]

No, he is a walking talking career killer. Mocking him means you better have enough money to live out your life cause you won’t be working again.

[joethedrummer]

Dana Carvey fears the IRS and DHS knocking on his door.

[Gumdrop]

I have seen plenty of very funny political cartoons with Obama the butt of the cartoon.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Scarcely anyone has been more mockworthy than Emperor Zero.

[SatinDoll]

Dana Carvey, I’ll give you a hint - the President isn’t black.

You can make fun of an Indonesian Muslim who decapitated a classmate who made fun of Muhammed the pedophile.

Come on! We know you can do it.

[UCANSEE2]

[Red Badger]

Dana is just protecting his career....................

[Red Badger]

BINGO!..................

[Maceman]

With Obama, the problem wasn’t just that he was a Northerner, but that this guy was not a walking, talking cartoon — so what are we going to do?”

I have an idea: get rid of Dana Carvey and replace him with Paul Shanklin.

How to Talk Like Obama.

[RichInOC]

Dude, really?

[Cyman]

Nothing funny about an incompetent, affirmative action educated, jug eared, married to a woman that has a booty the size of Texas, holds a Muslim monicker, bi-racial parents, wife has law license taken away, golf playing, 57 states spewing,aunt illegally in USA,racist preacher mentor, only black man ever unable to play basketball, drug fueled youth and unable to string two sentences together without a TelePromTer politician?

You ‘re right Dana, I can’t think of a single joke.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Dana Carvey was already relegated to MC’ing trade and company conventions back in 2001 when I worked for Ameriquest.

http://www.weta.biz/comedians&magicians/Bret-Scott.htm

[SunkenCiv]

> Carvey claims “I ride both sides.” [i.e., he lies]... In his 2008 HBO special “Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies,” Carvey only made fun of his name, suggesting Barack Hussein Obama is liking having the name Charles Manson Hitler...

IOW, there’s a good reason Dana Carvey’s career imploded after SNL — not only his he not funny, he won’t lampoon a fellow Demwit.

Thanks 2ndDivisionVet.