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Mexico and Guatemala Reach Accord to Expedite Transit of More Illegals to the US
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/14/2014 9:42:10 AM PDT by John Semmens

This week Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto and Guatemalan President Otto Perez Molina held a joint press conference to announce they have reached an accord to cooperate in the shipment of more illegal migrants from Central America to the United States.

“This agreement is a win-win for both of our countries,” Peña boasted. “Guatemala rids itself of people they cannot adequately care for. By assuring that these migrants have guaranteed transportation through Mexico we avoid becoming the repository of these undesirables.”

Perez insisted that “we are only responding to America’s invitation to send our tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to live free. We do not have the means to enable these people to live for free in our country. America, though, is wealthy. It is long past time for them to share their wealth with our less fortunate children.”

Peña speculated that “given enough time we may inject a sufficient number of Latinos into the United States to peacefully and democratically reverse the conquest of our ancient lands by the United States in the 19th century. Many Americans are ignorant of the fact that their great President Lincoln condemned this conquest as unjust. Righting this wrong by whatever means we can is long overdue.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/07/11/administration-requests-budget-increase-for-immigrant-bedding/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aliens; border; borders; illegals; mexico; reconquista; satire

1 posted on 07/14/2014 9:42:10 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I would consider that a declaration of war against the United States by Guatemala and Mexico.

But maybe that’s just me..


2 posted on 07/14/2014 9:47:18 AM PDT by Westbrook (Children do not divide your love, they multiply it.)
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To: John Semmens

Got me again.


3 posted on 07/14/2014 9:48:46 AM PDT by taxcontrol
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To: John Semmens

It stops being funny when it’s so close to the truth.


4 posted on 07/14/2014 9:49:04 AM PDT by WHBates
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To: John Semmens

Foreign-collusion to support and expedite an invasion of the United States.

The Federal government bound by the Constitution to repel this Since there is no alternative to avoiding this, “we the people” must rise up to repel the influx if the federal government does not perform as they have made their oath.

That is the next step...where is Cruz in calling for Perry, the Texas Guard and the identified militia to repel said invaders?
Where have we seen Cruz tell us...”Go ahead citizens of Texas, I am YOUR representative in the Upper House and I’ve got your back”?


5 posted on 07/14/2014 9:50:51 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: John Semmens

Just close the border altogether and let Mexico take care of the flood.

It’ll stop within a day.


6 posted on 07/14/2014 9:50:59 AM PDT by 353FMG
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To: John Semmens

All we have to do is join the pact and roll them on through to Canada! They got more free health care amigos!


7 posted on 07/14/2014 9:50:59 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: John Semmens

The only thing missing to make it the truth is the public announcements.


8 posted on 07/14/2014 9:52:56 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (The cure has become worse than the disease. Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: John Semmens
Shouldn't satire be in some respect fiction?

Mexico & Guatemala announce agreement to make illegal passage to U.S. easier Jul 9th 2014

Earlier this week, Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto and Guatemalan president Otto Perez Molina held a joint press conference to formally announce a new program that will allow Guatemalan citizens to legally travel through Mexico in their effort to enter the United States illegally. Guatemala is one of three sending countries accounting for most of the illegal aliens coming across the U.S.-Mexico border during the ongoing surge. The agreement grants Guatemalans 72 hours of legal status while they make their journey to the U.S.

The "Southern Border Program to Improve Passage" will increase the number of border checkpoints along the Mexico-Guatemala border, provide medical care, and offer Guatemalans a Regional Visitor's Card. The card grants Guatemalans enough time to make the trek to Mexico's northern border.

The program will also offer protection and financial assistance for unaccompanied minors who attempt to make the journey.


9 posted on 07/14/2014 9:58:08 AM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants; WHBates; taxcontrol

See post #9.


10 posted on 07/14/2014 10:00:49 AM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
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To: John Semmens

LOL, did Obama sign too?


11 posted on 07/14/2014 11:30:54 AM PDT by sickoflibs (King Obama : 'The debate is over. The time for talk is over. Just follow my commands you serfs""')
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When Mexico realizes some day all the illegals from other countries are sending money back to their countries and Mexico will wonder why is there so little money is being sent back to Mexico.+We’ll see how long Mexico allows this trend to go forward.What the writer jokes about one day it will be Mexico not liking those to their south going north when a lot of money sending home to Mexico becomes less and less and less


12 posted on 07/14/2014 12:38:33 PM PDT by moonshinner_09
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