Shock “Rolling Stone” expose: The five most dangerous guns in America

Hot Air ^ | July 15, 2014 | Allahpundit

[5th MEB]

Absolutely lethal! You could put out an eye with that don’t ya know.

[Redcloak]

I was really disappointed by the article. I was hoping for some brand recommendations or product reviews. You know... Useful buying information.

[MaxMax]

The five most dangerous spoons in the USA
1. Tea
2. Coffee
3. Soup
4. Sundae
5. Dessert

[Swordmaker]

One of the commentaters on the article nailed it!

CynicOwl said: “I want a Machine gun. . . Because they’re obviously safer!”

[Swordmaker]

The five most dangerous spoons in the USA
1. Tea
2. Coffee
3. Soup
4. Sundae
5. Dessert

No, MaxMax. . . There's one that is far more lethal than any of those. It has probably caused hundreds of thousands if not millions of eventual fatalities, sooner or later. . . The spoon sexual position!

[Safetgiver]

You forgot #6: Coke

[MaxMax]

Spoon gun.
Carving Fork gun
Butter knife gun

[Swordmaker]

Lol! Not even in the running. . .

But can you imagine the distrust around THAT dinner table????

[MaxMax]

Forks are even more dangerous. The Black automatic assault fork!

[MaxMax]

Those would be table settings in the house of “Clue”.

[MaxMax]

Hey Teacher, I got a Banana in my lunch box!

[Swordmaker]

Shall we call them “Borgiaware?” No, they preferred poison. . . Hmmmmm

[MaxMax]

Obama wouldn’t outlaw that spoon.

[Red in Blue PA]

Fill the postage paid enveloped with blank paper (as much as you can fit in) and send it back.

[marktwain]

“I have an old Daisy BB gun from my childhood days. Does it count?”

It was an “assault weapon” in New Jersey by law. I do not know if it still is.

[marktwain]

Or, the five most dangerous media in the United states:

1. Television
2. Newspapers
3. Social media
4. Radio
5. Internet

[Lazamataz]

Dear Rolling Stone, I would like to become an AWARD WINNING ROLLING STONE JOURNALIZT, TWO.

Here is my submishin:

The Top 5 Most Dangerous Ways to Die:

1) Die.
2) Become deceased.
3) Stop living.
4) Cease to be alive.
5) Pass on.

[P.O.E.]

If it’s a business reply envelope, I stuff other junk mail inserts (vacuum cleaner coupons, etc.) and mail them.

[DoodleDawg]

In order: “Pistols,” “revolvers,” “rifles,” “shotguns,” and “derringers,” i.e. virtually every form of small arms known to man.

No assault weapons? Cool.

[al baby]

I love 501’s